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The writers of this show love the porn and so do I.
I try not to take my porn too seriously
“L.O.V.E., love is evil” - E.V.O.L by Marina & the DiamondsSo it was clear from everyone’s suggestions that I needed to draw Jasper effin’ the daylights out of Ocean Bae, but DomLapis only lost by one anon! I guess Lapis is up next, then?
SuperGoddess Opal coming to slay (Listened to Glass Swords by Rustie for Pearlthyst inspiration)See the SFW version here!
The cutest villains anyones ever seen. Fact.Wanted to incorporate Slugbox’s style into my own since he’s a huge source of inspiration when it comes to hentai, so I redrew some of my favorite poses I’ve seen him use. I also incorporated some softer
Some Jasper POV for you crazy kids
Poly Cool Kids are best Cool Kids
yurifruit:
Opal the Dopest Goddess again, as requested
Sassy Stevonnie in Color Palette 7 for thegemwriter!
Sadistic Jasper for sinnomatic (full NSFW image under the break)!*upsets the “progressive” side of tumblr by “romanticizing abuse”*Come at me with your delusions of fantasy and reality and I’ll show you how you’re wrong ok
And finally, we have Size Queen. Lapis, you can’t just ask gems how they lead fusions, it’s rude af
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Thick thong-kini Jasper in Color Palette 11 and 8 for sinnomatic, dcgrl998, and kurogaru!
yurifruit: Malachite Running Underwater*aggressively makes fluffy Jasper/Lapis because the ship has a MIGHTY NEED* This is my anthem fight me I love them
I’ve been really annoying with asks today so here’s a WIP of some cuckolding I just wanted to sketch out ✌ Just so happens I also need help figuring out what these blue lovelies are saying to Ruby, so if any of you guys get imaginative,
Cracked Lapis came out to have a good time and is honestly feeling so attacked right now
xxxubbles: Football AU cause I’m trash \(╯-╰)/ *continues to be trash* Bleacher scene under the cut
My gemsona, Chalcopyrite (KAL-ko-PY-ryt) (❛◡❛✿)Nickname(s): ChalRace: GemHeight: Bit taller than Lapis/StevenAffiliation: Blue DiamondWeapon: ink/smoke screenAbout: Chalcopyrite was cracked during the war and stranded on earth since. She was found
Headcanon that football!Ruby gets the best panty shots of cheer!Lapis. Height differences are fun for everyone on the team (¬‿¬)I’ve been working on commissions but I wanted to indulge another Football AU headcanon real quick B) I realize you
Some (really basic) headcanons and info I have for Football AU
I’ve been real bummed lately ☔ so have a little Lapis sketch
For jxstacomet because that headcanon was too good (and Marty can definitely hear, even though I’m sure Greg is 100% trying to be quieter). Can’t not love Cherry Man
Sapphire Lapis Lazuli = Tanzanite!
*cares excessively about sex education and kink liberation*
Really needed to see Ruby getting arrested after I saw this (thank you jen-iii). The only difference is in this AU I imagine Ruby is more of a…volunteer exhibitionist rather than firefighter (❀¬‿¬) but, y'know, that’s mostly for me
(WIP) Reeeaaaally digging the idea of Rainbow Quartz asking Sugalite to play just because she knows Sugalite will ALWAYS get carried away
Chille Tid
I realized I haven’t drawn Jasper in her cape. Unbelievable.
She’d rather you didn’t mention this to Yellow Diamond (Click for NSFW)So I spent last night listening to this and making lyrical puns about “gem sex” instead of sleeping, but thankfully I was ALSO kind of productive. Didn’t line anything,
Casual
Uploading for better quality per anon’s request! While I’m at it, I’ll go ahead and explain the (NSFW) headcanon(s) behind this under the cut ~So this scenario follows all my random Redemption AU headcanons, having to do with Lapis and Jasper learning
Don’t bite the hand that feeds you.
A message from Blue Pearl..
*pretends I didn’t start this last year* A (short) ‘What I Wore’/’OOTD Lapis’ because she meThere were more outfits but I got lazy. PS I have no idea if you can read it but the last shirt says ‘Gangsta Rap Made Me Do It’
Jem Fusion aka The Thirstiest Dancing Queen, Rainbow Quartz 🍬✨ (NSFW versions under the cut ♡)
Malachite ft. Anal beads for Anonymous 💣
That one time 3/5 of the Crystal Gems defeated Miley Cyrus on national television. Truly iconic.
