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This is the first time (and this will not be a regular occurrence) that I NEEDED to post a sign held by a man, because this is FUCKING HYSTERICAL to me, :D
happytits: well… ok. LOL, not even sure what this is about, but it makes me laugh :)
2000 notes and no reliable source? WTF! When you post or reblog, make sure you include some facts, such as model/site. I always make an effort to research the photos on my blog. It would piss me off being deactivated because of other’s negligence.
whisperingfornothing: “Play with me…?” Switch dog is the most ridiculously lewd thing I’ve seen this year by far.
New admirer every day of the week wtf.
solochely: omg… xDDDD wtf with that!?? XDD Can someone tell me what’s going on with GACKT in here??? lol xDD But seriously… i can’t get everything is happening here but if you understand Japanese even if just a little… and want to laugh your
theprophetspeaks: fuck-my-hot-duck: r4dric0: nnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnooooooo me Some things are scarier in real life…
kanyewest-coast: vanillacherries: assvvipe: before mum left for work she handed me this lemon and told me to make sure it doesn’t cause any mischief while she is out. i am to groom him twice a day and feed him every 3 hours. then we shall play boggle
WTF?! XD
Me: Can I use the bathroom? Teacher: I don't know, can you? Me: When I was using "can" I was using its secondary model form as a verbal modifier asking for permission, as opposed to expressing an ability. I thought since you were a teacher you'd know
spacetoasty: shipping your own OCs shipping one of your OCs with 4 other OCs and not knowing which pair should be canon
dovefawn: Me: aw okay Me: wait shit Me: OHHH man they’re screwed Me: where’s Hinata Me: oh FUCK I did not see that coming Me: are you serious right now? Me: ew gross wtf Me: stop it Me: where’s Hinata Me: cmon babe you can do it Me: kick his ass
heauxkagei: reinarosada: some rose x jasper love bc it’s my bb’s bday!! hAPPY BIRTHDAY SAAAAAAAAAAAAAL I LOVE U ME BB JASPER THAT ONE TIME MY WIFE DREW ME THE BIRTHDAY THING
GUYS please dont send me fan letter, i cant answer them, the button for answering fan letters is disable for me, dont know why, tumblr engineers are useless, they implement a horrible messaging system, and dont allow me to answer fan letters, but at the
The idea of someone pretending to be me, is so fucking weird. What if it’s an old man posing as me :/ Idk how to even react rn lmaoo I think I should be mad but i’m honestly more amused and curious than anything haha P.S. Guys this is
jesterofthetraveler: venom: *does that thing with his tongue* Me when I saw the leaked trailer lmaoooo
me: i would like to upload three pictures, labeled 1, 2, and 3 in that exact order, with the caption underneath :)tumblr mobile: …………sooooooo rEmiX???????
Omg today was “try to out my kink day” or something.. I’m logged off tumblr in my phone when with friends obviously.. but randomly TWICE today a Notification popped up on my phone from my fluffy omorashi account with 2 of my friends near me! and
WTF....!?!!?
Wtf no internet till Sunday night maybe monday
WTF!!!
thebootydiaries: thebootydiaries: u guys should follow me even tho i never post me: *gives out my twitter* y’all in 0.2 seconds:
surprisebitch: i want him to shove that cellphone up my ass then he’ll shove his cock and push it til it gets to my stomach and then ask me to dial the number of the phone and call it and fuck me while it vibrates
dancingloki: siraurion: vipvictor: ceruleancynic: mechanicaljewel: A lobster is smarter than me. that’s a mantis shrimp and it is definitely smarter than me whattt??!!! It’s because of how they see color. It was probably super obnoxious to
wtf-fun-factss: Men who are good with babies and dogs - WTF fun facts
alteanlance: alteanlance: me when im working on something: oh i am so fucking genius, me looking at the completed work: absolute fucking garbage who allowed my hands to make this me coming up with concepts and ideas: this is so fucking good wtf me
“I dont really care if you cry On the real you shoulda never lied Shoulda saw the way she looked me in my eyes She said "Baby I am not afraid to die.” Push me to the edge All my friends are dead" …WHAT ARE THESE WORDS?!? WHAT
Oh Hi, this is Chibi-Me
sawizuka: Art by 理原Rate and/or fav the artist!~Translation by me (if you spot errors in the original please DO TELL ME; I’m still learning A LOT - thus English is not my mother tongue so it’s even harder for me ;A;)
explain to me why my follower count went up when no one even followed me???
instructor144: belfast62: For those stuck in the endless loop of meetings today……. I can relate. ☝️☝️☝️ Unfortunately a common occurrence for me.. #WTF
runningforthetrillofit: fizzing-fizgig: jjswag21: Congratulations, you broke physics. This post deeply upsets me and makes me uncomfortable FUCK PHYSICS!
Week ¾ of rotations complete My preceptor basically called me boring : reserved and to myself. Wtf you want me to do. I’m just being Professional lolIdk I don’t want to bother you sir haha. But he offered to be a reference for my job
ruiojousama: WAKE ME UP WAKE ME UP INSIDE SAVE MEEEE //IM SO NOOT READY FOR YOICONPH2017 LORD I HOPE MY PRINTS GO OKAY
oreimo: rly supor hot grl: o u play league o legends? wat rank r u? me: bronze…… hot chick rly rly hot fire: ……… me: ……4 ;) her:
This has been my day guys. I’ve been sittin around alllllll day wtf is wrong with me.
My male friend told me he has been crushing on me for two years and he wants to eat me out???????????
I went downstairs to get coffee and got roped into a convo with my dad and of course he had to hug me and kiss me and it made my skin crawl. He couldn’t talk to me without staring at my boobs so I ran back to my bedroom and he followed me and kept
djsordered: me, rereading texts I sent during a meltdown I had ten minutes ago: lol that was so fuckin extra wtf thank god I’ve changed, that’s never happening again
cutegirlonline: me, sitting in my bed, in pjs: *is anxious* me: wtf. why
adumuntote: sen7ry: Me: *with my dick in your mouth* Man your eyes are pretty wtf Me: *with your dick in my mouth* Dang you’re a handsome boy like woah
niqabisinparis: me: *reading academic text*me: wtf u sayin lmao but i dig ur vibe imma keep reading
WTF??
Me about literally anything in the world ever. 😅 #meme #memes #memesofinstagram #memesofig #idontgetit #jenesaispas #meabouteverything #aboutme #disme #forreal #seriously #icannot #😅 #wtfmemes #wtf #stop #confused #glaswegian #confusedceltic
Leg day… Our thigh gaps are amazing hahahahah omg @ckrystisk #fitness #thatthighgap #yes#fitspo #gym #swag #becausewecan #idek #wtf
Wtf am I doing?
hella-bogus: endlessroadhome: hella-bogus: Ollie and her relationship with cats has not changed over the past couple of years @endlessroadhome Who else am I supposed to hug 😂 WTF ME. (Jk cats at more cuddly, if you hug me too much you might drown
“Petit selfie vite fait. ” #me #selfie #lesarches #mojito #jeudredi #anotherland #anotherday #jaibesoindefairepopo #afterwork #wtf #hashtag
I'm crazy bout you damn wtf did you do to me
me ft lipstick
- #wtf #lol #lluvia #isaac #instapic #bestfriend #locas #aburridas #me #her #us #nosotras #ella #yo #crazy #charco #teamo #omg (Tomada con Instagram)
dildotho: one time when I was 13 I wrote wtf on a Facebook status and my dad had a talk with me about being appropriate on the Internet
wtf-pale:if u hug me from behind i will push my butt against ur dick
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just typing ‘might open r/wb/y for commissions’ gave me immediate anxiety wtf @me ur such a wimp
you can’t give me forehead kisses & then stop hitting me up
me catching myself before sending the snap to a guy - 🍑mami
This dude asked me on a date & I let him know I’m not interested in a relationship anytime soon so I turned him down. He hits me back with the “who said anything about a relationship? lol”OKAY WHATS THE END GOAL OF DATING??He says “oh I guess
