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…. can you possibly prove you don’t listen to a word that comes out of my mouth any better? Me: *pulls bottle of juice out of fridge and sets on counter* “Mmm, my juice.” *continues poking around fridge* “Nope, don’t see your mushrooms,
comedeepinside: Her family never knew we conceived that day. We were in her bedroom at 11 AM on a Saturday during a family barbecue, doing our best to keep quiet. Spooning so the bed wouldn’t creak too loud, the only sound was the soft, wet, slick
erosdiary: sEarlier this month I wouldn’t have dreamed of having a mistress. I’m happily married, my wife is young and beautiful, we both have successful careers, and in a few more months we’ll be welcoming our first child to the world. To
bl-ossomed:“Yesterday was the first day we noticed Obadah’s hair falling because of the chemotherapy, we decided to shave his head before he notice anything so he wouldn’t be sad. I told him “What about taking turns, you shave my head? and then
kieraplease: We wouldn’t even call it a shoot.. mrfili had a camera and we were just talking.
deanprincesster: without potatoes we wouldn’t have french fries OR vodka we should be making daily ritualistic sacrifices to the potatoes
2nerdymamas-ttc: ileftmyheartinwesteros: Holy shit we finally picked a girl name. It only took over a year We just narrowed ours down to like five haha. Nice 😊 I wish I could’ve gotten Nick to agree on five names and maybe it wouldn’t
bilbows: Harry Potter ((and Lord Of the Rings now that I mention it)) has this giant white following that is so ready to speak over POC whenever we try to make things our own. Like when we diversify things that otherwise wouldn’t be incorrect even by
Kiddo has been crabby all day because I wouldn’t put on Bluey. So we went driving for an hour, she was quiet the whole time, and then we came home and she’s immediately fussy again. Debating about going to the diner so I don’t have
mistressandtranslesbiannatalie:We wouldn’t want to alert the neighbours would we darling? Unless you want them to see who you really are..
spanklove: your-submissive-little-slut: hotmedic: dirty-n-nerdy: The game where everyone’s a winner… Sounds reasonable to me! domiantking can we play? :) The game would be lost before we even started This wouldn’t take long.
uncharted-territories: tearriffic: Smittens - Mittens designed so you can hold hands with that special someone While walking to the market, Darcy said we’d be that couple wearing Smittens. Of course we wouldn’t be that ridiculous but his comment
gayturians: lyraffect: gayturians: once when i was little, i claimed it was a teacher’s work day so i wouldn’t have to go to school and mom’s not an idiot so of course it didn’t work, but when we got to the school, we found it was a teacher’s
inkedpals: if you weren’t in the fandom in 2012 then you wouldn’t believe the volume of girls who wore varsity jackets you would think we’re joking but we’re seriously not
arab-quotes: “Yesterday was the first day we noticed Obadah’s hair falling because of the chemotherapy, we decided to shave his head before he notice anything so he wouldn’t be sad. I told him “What about taking turns, you shave my head? and
misterbunni: whitebeltwriter: bannerandstark: sabacc: She thought we wouldn’t notice, but we did. notice what? GALAGA oh god damnit…
wxhluyp: Like all soft, shy boys, I dreamed that a boy who was just as much a fairy as I secretly was, would move to my neighborhood. We wouldn’t play sports outside with all the regular boys, instead we would just stay indoors and kiss all day long.
big-hypno-sur: b1mb0fuckd0lls: If we wanted a girl with an original thought we wouldn’t be wasting our time on tumblr.
exeunt-pursued-by-a-bear:a-mini-a-day:300-year-old Chinese abacus ring was used during the Qing Dynasty to help traders.Source.[18th century Chinese teenager voice] Haha and teachers said we wouldn’t have a calculator with us everywhere we go
padf00t: accioandrea:sherlockstark:britta-perry: 25 T.V./film moments that made me cry - 02 Jessie: Buzz! What do we do?! If you’ve got troubles, I’ve got ‘em too - there isn’t anything I wouldn’t do for you, we stick together and can
shesnake: “One day, kind of as a joke, I said: ‘Remember that shot we did in Pride & Prejudice, the long Steadicam shot? Wouldn’t it be cool if we did that on the beach?’ Everyone laughed, but the joke then turned into something dauntingly
eggogorgon: “The wonderful thing about telling stories is sometimes we can have empathy for people on screen that we wouldn’t normally have empathy for in life. If I can hope for anything, it’s that maybe some people fell in love with Robin and
jamieandadam: Adam: Looking at the liner of a helmet. We wore white gloves so that we wouldn’t tarnish anything. (Dec. 21, 2013)
When I squatted in London after the school semester, we ended up in the East end of London, the poorest areas, huge abandoned buildings. Needless to say, we were low budget and couldn’t stop wouldn’t stop our nightlifestyke. It nightly secret
awolcas: there’s this one girl at school who sends a mass text to the whole year group whenever she sees a dog so that we can go pat it too if we’re nearby and I have petted at least five dogs because of her that I wouldn’t have otherwise and idk
c-chanfromda: phindsy: queercassianandor: “van gogh ate yellow paint because-” he was suicidal, karen “If Van Goah had antidepressants, we wouldn’t have his artwo-” We’d have a lot more of his work, Karen, and who the fuck cares about what
dreamingofmom: Mom had to give dad a call to say that we wouldn’t make it to the airport in time because we got distracted from packing.
ifuckhardallday: sylk-stories: “No problem honey! Daddy is fine with driving your friend home, it *is* a long way after all, we wouldn’t want anything to happen to her along the way… would we?” This too omfg I need the link 👅👅👅
smuttydirection: One direction meant a lot to all of us, but please do not hurt yourself over this. The boys wouldn’t want it, and neither do we. You’re loved, and if you need someone to talk to we’re all here for you. - Amber You’re amazing
phantomshaman: suavitys: Need all 🔥❤️ I know my girl and I could each use a little TLC from each other. ;) Mmm yes we can. I don’t know when we wouldn’t want this. >;)
herprettypinklipz: cutecoupletx: Some VERY sexy friends we’ve been talking to said they wouldn’t mind if we shared, thanks C ;) This couple looks like they know how to have fun 😏
hijabihybrid: I was in first grade when 9/11 happened, I didn’t understand why the attack in NY made people we never met want to hurt us. The next few months my mother tied her Hijab in a turban style to blend in so we wouldn’t be noticed. I
duragdaddy: arab-quotes: “Yesterday was the first day we noticed Obadah’s hair falling because of the chemotherapy, we decided to shave his head before he notice anything so he wouldn’t be sad. I told him “What about taking turns, you shave
yourcheatinggirl:“But…I…oh my fucking god…I have a boyfrIEND….we…fuck…we shouldn’t be doing this!" "If you really loved your boyfriend you wouldn’t be in your underwear right now, letting me rub your pussy. You know you
just-shower-thoughts: Wouldn’t it be easier for the world to all learn sign language as our second language in school so wherever we went we could all communicate actually there are a lot of different languages in sign language as well, tehre are
buggerit-millenniumhandandshrimp: 2rsquared: artlert: WHAT IF MONEY CAME OUT OF OUR VAGINAS WHEN WE WERE ON OUR PERIODS we might be able to afford bras Wouldn’t that be blood money?
myloish: “Hey Ymir. Since we haven’t had a break in a while, I thought maybe we should go to the town today.” “Oh, I need to go to the town too. I guess I wouldn’t mind going with you.”
lincolnwoods-lil-grigori-rainbow: jevs-fallen-fighter: but-you-saved-him: tipsy-tom-drank-too-much-blood: consulting-lokean: bannerandstark: sabacc: She thought we wouldn’t notice, but we did. notice what? OMG OH YESSSSSS OH GOD Aaaaah<3
silver-tongues-blog: gayturians: lyraffect: gayturians: once when i was little, i claimed it was a teacher’s work day so i wouldn’t have to go to school and mom’s not an idiot so of course it didn’t work, but when we got to the school, we
boymilk: gooeyshark: do you know how many bones the human body has? its 206. we start with 369 when we’re babies but they fuse. wouldn’t you want to go back? have as many bones as a baby? what if i could help you hi yeah what the actual, literal,
crotah: today I befriended an enemy d.va who wouldn’t attack me for whatever reason. it took some time, but eventually my whole team just kind of accepted her as adopted team daughter, and we let her hang around with us while we went to town on her
onion-souls: showerthoughtsofficial: If humans were kept as pets by another species, we wouldn’t be allowed to eat a lot of stuff we normally eat because it’s bad for our health. Picture of a fat human on the alien masters’ internet with a comment
biggest-gaudiest-patronuses: biggest-gaudiest-patronuses:maybe if we treated teenagers with more respect, they wouldn’t be in a rush to be seen as adults @neurotypical-karen said: also a lot of the time we arent even chosing between being seen as a
exeunt-pursued-by-a-bear: a-mini-a-day: 300-year-old Chinese abacus ring was used during the Qing Dynasty to help traders.Source. [18th century Chinese teenager voice] Haha and teachers said we wouldn’t have a calculator with us everywhere we go
xelamanrique318: kindergarten2002: remember in school when we had to put these orange covers over the keyboards when practicing our typing skills so we wouldn’t be able to peek at where the letters are? no… what the hell kinda school did u go to?
bleachrocks28: “No matter how we did her outfit, it wouldn’t be a huge change without a new hairstyle, so we went with the shortest cut that still looked natural and had the wildest movement to it.” - Mari Shimazaki
jheneaiko: another 7/7My brother would have been 29 today.He wouldn’t have made any plans.He would have been ok with whateveras long as we were all together.Maybe a trip to the beach….smoke some weed.We were never boredand I was complete.There was
casualcissexism: shaymew: smekers32: jokes Americans won’t get why wouldn’t americans get this post like we have buoys you know right??? didn’t u kno in america we call them MCDONALDS HAMBURGER OCEAN FLOATERS
canadianbaconboobs: arab-quotes: “Yesterday was the first day we noticed Obadah’s hair falling because of the chemotherapy, we decided to shave his head before he notice anything so he wouldn’t be sad. I told him “What about taking turns, you
lolibarbie: peytonlullaby: After we hid the body Ft @lolibarbie And we def wouldn’t get caught 😋