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kngshxt: the niggas that invented that sexual double standard shit is so corny. like can u imagine how lit it would be living in a world where instead of having to wonder if she flirting or just being nice, she would just come over and ask if u would
herdirtylittleheart: If I were raped I know for certain that my lifestyle choices and my cheeky “slut pride” posts would be used against me. My ass on the internet would be seen as evidence that I might have said yes. My “no” would matter less
dutchster: as a serial killer my name would be the suspense so my victims would be like “oh no, the suspense is killing me” and we would both laugh right before i killed them
nodamncatnodamncradle: i would be the absolute worst dog show judge ever all of them would win it would be chaos
marctheknight: *hears a song* This is it. this is my theme song. if there were ever a song that would be my theme song, that would completely and entirely describe the essence of Me without leaving anything out and cutting any corners, it would be this
jaynelovesdick: of course it feels good to look, act and feel feminine of course it feels good to turn guys on but imagine how sexy you would want to be imagine how good your love life would be imagine how orgasmic you would feel when you actually craved
horsecockfutanari: sindeemilky: Honestly - if my wet pussy would be a COCK for one day - it would be this fucking big - and this fucking hard — because I would so want to fuck the shit out of anyone!!!! Tons of Futanari with huge horse cocks at
evilnerdproductions: “You would look so much better if you lost some weight-“ “You would be so much cuter with make up-“ “Make sure you shave or wax way all that body hair-“ “You shouldn’t wear that-“ “You would be beautiful if
rolling-in-the-bleach: Can you just imagine all the nerdy and mechanic stuff these two would talk and get excited about if they met, it would be out of proportions. It would be the new friendship of the century oh but don’t tell Reyn c;
covertdream: Guests were coming over, and he had just the idea how to wow them. He tied Mila up, with her legs raised upwards. The first thing guests would see would be her beautiful pussy. An inviting sight, indeed. Mila’s job would then be to make
augustkeycouple: Dear Lover,Loctober starts tomorrow. Thinking this would be a nice dress to wear to celebrate day one.Also, do you think anyone would notice my key in it, or would they be looking at another part of my body?Xo-Goddess
jakedepravity: April’s dad was ALWAYS taking pictures of her, he would be so goofy and would have her do all these funny poses. We would dress up and just be so crazy. He’s so much cooler than my dad.
dampsandwich: if i could fly i would ask all sorts of girls out and if they rejected me i would be like “Ur missin out” and fly away and she would look at me flying away and be like “wow I’m missin out”
domdaddy4sissie: katlyncrossing28: How did I do? Would you be my daddy? Of course I would… I would be too
gentledeer319: Talk about a mind fuck, I think at first it would be ok but being under the water for any length of time would make me freak out that I would lose the only life line I had.
shavedpussymilf-usa: wetcavediver: Not only would she be the first girl in her grade to get preggers, it would be by her brother. She would beat her sisters by more than three years. Blog: http://shavedpussymilf-usa.tumblr.com
topshemalesex: jaynelovesdick: of course it feels good to look, act and feel feminine of course it feels good to turn guys on but imagine how sexy you would want to be imagine how good your love life would be imagine how orgasmic you would feel when
lovesandyxo: You know. I would. I would drive to you in the middle of the night. To stay out and drive around. Staying up until the sun comes out with you. Just spending time with you. To feel your presence and possibility be in your arms. It would be
meaty59: *whore: oh my.. how wonderful this would be.. you would be held so tight you couldnt squirm away the sting.. you would know that you were in for a full beating. you know you cant cover your ass. you know begging isnt gonna get you out of this
Just...not her. Please not her.
the-craftsman: The new underwear line was selling well, all plain white boxer briefs that would adapt to whatever man was wearing them would be perfect. Patrick, was one of those office workers that wanted a pair, realizing how great it would be to stop
flashinginstores: nancymiami: Have I mentioned that I’m a gamer? No joke.. Would you play online with me? Can you imagine the distraction she would be? Mario Kart would be impossible! http://flashinginstores.tumblr.com/
What if Prince Eric was the one turned into a mermaid? The story line/movie would have been different. No? Eric would see Ursula as she really is and Ariel could defend everything/everyone easily. It would be so different… She wouldn’t be the damsel
diamondshemalecock: jaynelovesdick: of course it feels good to look, act and feel feminine of course it feels good to turn guys on but imagine how sexy you would want to be imagine how good your love life would be imagine how orgasmic you would feel
wielderofscythes: nentindo: “but if game developers unionize and eliminate crunch time, it would kill the AAA Western game market!!” The people who work on the games would be happier and more willing to work. There would likely be better games
cryptotheism:gunsandfireandshit:cryptotheism:If goblins were real they would be a pest like small monkeys. Like they would be a huge problem in rural America because they would keep raiding farms and eating everyone’s barley. If goblins were real
teasaidh: sentientarboroform: spiritsflame: If whats happening in Ferguson was happening to an all white community, it would be called a dystopian novel #and all actions against the police would be heroic and daring#and the plucky white protags would
