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poor: my worst fear Is losing my mom. I think I would go crazy if I lost her.

coloreatufelicidad: swaggelikemilanga: righttothebigboy: casonahorse: loki-dokey: nightmareloki: driinababy: worst possible time to find out about your superpowers Oh my GOD HOLY MOTHER OF CHRIST WHAT DID I JUST WITNESS MY MOM THINKS I’M CRAZY

watchingfamily: the worst part is that I was friends with all the boys… the fact that they all used my mom probably in the same exact way…I don’t know how I’m going to look at her the same ever again.

A mother passing by her daughter’s bedroom was astonished to see the bed was nicely made and everything was picked up. Then she saw an envelope propped up prominently on the center of the bed. It was addressed, “Mom.” With the worst premonition,

righttothebigboy: casonahorse: loki-dokey: nightmareloki: driinababy: worst possible time to find out about your superpowers Oh my GOD WHAT DID I JUST WITNESS MY MOM THINKS I’M CRAZY I CAN’T STOP LAUGING AZIR WHAT IS AUIZIR? jesus christ

pizzaforpresident: the worst thing in the world was being at a friend’s house and they ask you something like “hey rhyse, you want a popsicle?” and of course you’re like “oh golly do i ever!” and then they turn around and scream “MOM! RHYSE

guystud: Minions literally put the worst kind of rage in my heart, I dont need this, but there is their goddamn yellow tube ass face staring at me, and now theyre being put with Middle Aged White Mom Quotes, this has gone too fucking far, Im blowing

roseredlipstick: The best part about being a mom is I get to see their smiles, their giggles, and their pride in new accomplishments! I can have the worst day, come home and listen to my babies discuss their days and what they learned, or overhear them

oceanwriting: I’m an addict in the worst way To the things that don’t exist yet To the darker parts of myself that will be born If I keep digging deeper under my skin And keep looking for ways to get worse And mom if you’re reading this poem You’ll

uncomfie: what’s the worst [suit] you’ve ever worn?“i know my mom would say it was prolly the suit i wore for the MTV Movie Awards ─ orange, red plaid… suit. i thought it was nice. She didn’t think so; she didn’t tell me ‘fore i went

Jax: What’s going on with you, mom?Gemma: After my Thomas died, I did the worst thing a mother could do. I… I made you make up for the love he couldn’t give me anymore. I’m sorry, Jackson. I’m sorry that I’ve always been too much.Jax: You

chvrizard: unclefather: this is the wrong color tricycle mom I hate you so much this is the worst birthday ever Every time I see this picture it has a different caption and they just keep getting better and better

sweetasshugar: carnal-erotic-desires: Hmm, I’m not too sure how it got to be Sunday again @carnal-erotic-desires, where does the time go? Oh well, here’s my mom bod. Enjoy your day. Shugar 💋http://sweetasshugar.tumblr.com The worst part about

poor: my worst fear Is losing my mom. I think I would go crazy if I lost her.

unclefather: this is the wrong color tricycle mom I hate you so much this is the worst birthday ever

unclefather: this is the wrong color tricycle mom I hate you so much this is the worst birthday ever

mommy-breeder:The worst part about working on my degree while living at home is the teasing. My mom is always teasing me about my terrible grades, but what can I do? Every time I try to study she just sits like this on my bed and wiggles that great big

righttothebigboy: casonahorse: loki-dokey: nightmareloki: driinababy: worst possible time to find out about your superpowers Oh my GOD HOLY MOTHER OF CHRIST WHAT DID I JUST WITNESS MY MOM THINKS I’M CRAZY I CAN’T STOP LAUGING AZIR WHAT IS

bompton1738: Drake and Fetty Wap are probably the worst breed of niggas. They’ll probably build you up…have you feeling all special and in love. They’ll call you beautiful and finger you in the car on the way to your mom’s family dinner and smile

unclefather: this is the wrong color tricycle mom I hate you so much this is the worst birthday ever

I always have the worst dreams. I can’t even be happy in my sleep. I had a dream me and my Mom were at a family friend’s house…but it wasn’t ~their~ house (idk…you know how dreams are though) and I saw my Grandmother

A mother passing by her daughter’s bedroom was astonished to see the bed was nicely made and everything was picked up. Then she saw an envelope propped up prominently on the center of the bed. It was addressed, “Mom.” With the worst premonition,

welele: shevinefeels: my sister is the worst best mom ever Mi hermana es la peor-mejor madre posible.

poor: my worst fear Is losing my mom. I think I would go crazy if I lost her.

astabeta replied to your post: anonymous asked:Since you’re on t… Yeah me too one time I got this yogurt body wash from Bath and Body Works and I used it and it smelled to me like I just dived into a vat of strawberry and banana mush Yeah

i probably wouldn’t miss my dad if he were gone tbh

I really wanna go thrifting, but I don’t have anybody to go with except my mom and she’s the worst to go with. She rushes you and that’s totally not cool when thrifting. You have to thoroughly scour each rack! These things take time!

opheliacmuses:operativesurprise: bigbootsandscaryeyes: sammiwolfe: fleshcircus: thats the worst shit only because my mom basically always thought I was being a little bitch when I’d complain that it still hurts your eyes WAIT I THOUGHT IT MEANT

shevinefeels: my sister is the worst best mom ever

beenhealingshit: opheliacmuses: operativesurprise: bigbootsandscaryeyes: sammiwolfe: fleshcircus: thats the worst shit only because my mom basically always thought I was being a little bitch when I’d complain that it still hurts your eyes WAIT

unclefather: this is the wrong color tricycle mom I hate you so much this is the worst birthday ever

districtsugar: bompton1738: Drake and Fetty Wap are probably the worst breed of niggas. They’ll probably build you up…have you feeling all special and in love. They’ll call you beautiful and finger you in the car on the way to your mom’s family

rozurizo: sirartwork: shevinefeels: my sister is the worst best mom ever I’ve seen this post on my dash several times, and every time I do, for a split second, I see Jim Gaffigan. Every time. Thank you for this, SIR

refreshes: seeing your mom cry is the worst thing in the world.

unclefather: this is the wrong color tricycle mom I hate you so much this is the worst birthday ever

Remember when getting high meant swinging on the playground? When protection means wearing a helmet? Dad's shoulders were the highest place on earth and mom was your hero? Your worst enemies were your siblings. Race issues were about who ran the fastest.

payn-3: righttothebigboy: casonahorse: loki-dokey: nightmareloki: driinababy: worst possible time to find out about your superpowers Oh my GOD HOLY MOTHER OF CHRIST WHAT DID I JUST WITNESS MY MOM THINKS I’M CRAZY I CAN’T STOP LAUGING AZIR

A mother passing by her daughter’s bedroom was astonished to see the bed was nicely made and everything was picked up. Then she saw an envelope propped up prominently on the center of the bed. It was addressed, “Mom.” With the worst premonition,

unclefather: this is the wrong color tricycle mom I hate you so much this is the worst birthday ever

shevinefeels: my sister is the worst best mom ever

notreallysecrets: I always think it’s weird when people are embarrassed by baby pictures being all oh no my mom’s bringing out my baby pics this is the worst but I’m like I peaked as a baby. that was my cutest self. I’m never gonna top that

sexclaimes:sexclaimes: Today I acted very foolishly in front of a cute girl. When she asked me what my parents did for work, I said “My mom is a doctor and she prescribed me more of vitamin ‘you’.” That’s about the worst pickup line I’ve

joyofmom: The worst distance between two people is misunderstanding. ♥ So much more amazing inspiration on Joy of Mom! ♥ https://www.facebook.com/joyofmom

themanyfacesoftruth: Do you reckon there’s scope for there being a type of Grimm that can conjure up an illusion of a target’s worst fear Because that would be fuckin rad as heckie Or sad as hell if Ruby was forced to fight her mom

benepla: the worst part abt stonewall is that people like my mom are gonna be like “WOW look at this gay representation i’m supporting!” and if anyone opens they’re mouth about whitewashing/making everyone cis she’ll think i’m an Ungrateful

ninth-order-simulacra:helpmemysisterisafreak:showerthoughtsofficial:Your mom finding her friend at a store is like unskippable cutscenes The fucking worst is that as I get older i completly understand the interest to catch up an unreasonable long time

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