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sexygaywizard:wizardpostsdotorg:wizard hat that is also a lava lampLava lamp wizard…
humming-fly:A wizard has approached, it appears to want your delicious buttered bread roll. Do you hand it over?Never - you just buttered that roll and it smells way too good to shareGonna have to try harder than that little wizard (tempt fate)Give the
concrete-donuts: british wizards be like, “omg hogwarts is the best wizarding school in the world” oh really? well beauxbatons didn’t have lord fucking voldemort on campus every other year
sassyaspersassy: hellolaurenlopez: alwaysactually: lusilly: some muggleborn like “i want to be an astronaut when i grow up!” wizard kids like “wtf is an astronaut” “oh you know…the people who go to the moon” #wizard kids like #hahhahaha
unpicasso: mutant-aesthetic: liquored-up-rifleman: mutant-aesthetic: zahnegott: wroughtornot: did-you-kno: On the Pottermore website, J.K. Rowling explains how wizards poop. There’s an excerpt about the Chamber of Secrets that says wizards didn’t
itwashotwestayedinthewater: eggcup:i wish wizards were real so i could become one talking recently to a flatmate about the concept of an art exhibition that, quote “makes you feel like a wizard”, trying to figure out what that entails
yourfursona: yourfursona: sorcerers are just wizards that commit piracy wizard: buys music legally sorcerer: pirates music cleric: downloads dad’s old cds druid: collects vinyls from the dumpster bard: soundcloud rapper warlock:
durbikins: I am so blessed to live in central Florida because we don’t only have one gift shop with a giant wizard We have TWO gift shops with a giant wizard
trashfirefallon: trashfirefallon: You guys wanna see the smallest wizard?? A tiny wizard
yourplayersaidwhat: DM: What do you want to do to seduce this woman? Gnome Wizard: I gnaw on her ankles seductively. DM:Alright, roll for persuasion. Wizard:*Rolls nat 20* Barbarian: He bites her ankles just a little, and she’s instantly wet.
wizardtwins: spacemancharisma: wizardtwins: when you google image search “hot wizard” the first suggested term to add is and i blame all of you where else would you plan on finding hot wizards? i search the perimeter of all nearby swamps
lesbx:lesbx:not to be like normal people scare me but i just had to explain the concept of a wizard to a guy whose brain is apparently so untainted by any kind of media he did not know what a wizard was
fatgothgf:fatgothgf:wizard juiceme 2 days ago: my life is ending and i am the cause of every horror in this world. i deserve nothing. i will decay nowme today: wizard juice :)
klaus-hargreeves-katz: tygermama: iamded-blog: Who you kidding with that frowny face, wizards love learning! you gotta pass the theoretical to get to the practical Wizard: I was aiming for a booty call, but this is actually very informative!
passionpeachy: passionpeachy: design niche: non-wizards with wizard energy no need to be aggressive about it
phoneus: peachtimes: phoneus: phoneus: tripropellant: if wizards exist then poets are a type of wizard. songs are spells and rhyme and meter are two varieties of magic. meter is the more powerful of the two oompa loompa doopity do i’ve got a wittle
testosteronetwink:testosteronetwink:my wizard tower is taller, thicker, veinier, and more fertile than your wizard towerBy the Nine! What could this possibly mean! Surely mine divinations have not led me astray! How potent….is my magic?
dearings:hera-the-wizard:hera-the-wizard:normal-horoscopes:normal-horoscopes:normal-horoscopes:Christians keep stealing shit from other esoteric traditions when St Barbara is right there. Y'all have a PATRON SAINT OF BOMBS AND EXPLOSIONS AND NONE OF Y'ALL
the-stove-is-on-fire:The Quizard (Quilt Wizard): About 5 random quilts stacked on top of each other and made sentient via Wizard Hat like a dusty, feral Frosty the Snowman. Has been known to steal hearts, set fires and peddle kitchenware. Keep reading
genderfluid-and-confuzled:garecc:thepleasuregoblin:you can always steal from wizards of the coast. it’s always morally correct.Thought this was a shitpost and nearly reblogged it with ‘you can never steal from wizards of the caves. It’s
prokopetz:I think the message of Howl’s Moving Castle is that in order to maintain a successful relationship with some kind of fucked up wizard, you must find it in yourself to also be some kind of fucked up wizard.
explodingthunder:krongus:bastardsorcerer:krongus:evilwizard:bastardsorcerer:evilwizard:*trying to impress my date* i bet you’ve never seen a wizard do this before *casts prestidigitation*uh huh cool yeah *looking at my wizard phone* so do you have a
theunfairfolk:lew-basnight:icarus-suraki: theunfairfolk:lew-basnight: icarus-suraki: cargopantsman:icarus-suraki: How come everyone has orbs now??? What the fuck!!! I want an orb!!! How do I get an orb???????? Are you a wizard?Gotta be a wizard
evilwizard:jame7t:HOT MILFS don’t want to remarry: they just want WIZARD SPHERE WIZARD SPHERE
evilwizard:well, mister, i reckon ya can take the bog wizard out of the bog; but ya just can’t take the bog, outta the bog wizard <|:^) *begins vomiting a massive torrential amount of noxious bile-y bog fluid*
wizardsisananimal:video: several tiny, baby wizards, (white, 3 legged animals with witch hats and cartoon smiley faces) running circles around a much larger adult wizard. the song “the world revolving” by toby fox plays loudly. (a rotoscoped
evilwizard:emotion-xp:evilwizard:WIZARD TIP OF THE DAY: buy a weather balloon, fill it with helium, duct tape knives to it, and release itIs this magic?WIZARD TIP OF THE DAY: no more quastions
orteil42:wizards in regular fantasy: oh yeah anyone can be a wizard pretty much :) just go to magic school or read a grimoire or somethingwizards in Lord of the Rings: there’s only like 5 of the fuckers going around and they’re straight-up their own
evilwizard:godstiel:(flight intercom) this is the pilot speaking. yeah we expect todays flight to be normal. um if you look out your window you shouldnt see the skull(wizard intercom) good evening passengers. this is the wizard speaking. boy do i have
grelliam:evilwizard:godstiel:(flight intercom) this is the pilot speaking. yeah we expect todays flight to be normal. um if you look out your window you shouldnt see the skull(wizard intercom) good evening passengers. this is the wizard speaking. boy
evilwizard:memorycycle:*flight intercom* this is your captain speakinf. googoo gaga babay bububugbggh huegy oo gaga googy bboobobobaba *plane rapidly descending* *wizard intercom* hello passengers—it’s the wizard again. guess who i just de-aged 36
yiffmaster:sizeabletoblerone:urbanfantasyinspiration:yiffmaster:I feel like witches are sedentary and wizards are migratory. A witch has a home, a cauldron, herbs, you go to them with your problem. A wizard wanders, disappears, shows up at inconvenient
sableyesmaw:paper-swirls:Froggie Wizard Council[ID: three small ceramic frogs in a row. They are green and yellow with wizard hats. The hats are blue with white stars.]
cool-jpgs-of-wizards-with-swords:gengarish:cool-jpgs-of-wizards-with-swords:Listen to me. LISTEN TO ME. they’re making advertising be shitty memeable shit so that people turn off adblockers. i think tumblrs yellow man experiment was to demonstrate
waitingforavarose: coolcumbers: coffee—queen: Abandoned Wizard of Oz theme park, January 2015 Tim Burton should remake the wizard of oz and use this as a set
troubledworlddistortedmind: st3fan00: amricncleopatra: st3fan00: Levels to this shit who is he standing with Wizard Kelly WIZARD KELLY lmaooo byee
cool-jpgs-of-wizards-with-swords:cool-jpgs-of-wizards-with-swords:do you guys think vampires use stakes for kink like people use knives dont make this my first post that gets over 1k notes im on my knees begging
taylorsplat: ashieart: heytheretylerr: WHAT KIND OF WIZARD FISH IS THIS This little fish lives deeeeeeeeeep down in the ocean and spits that little glob of bio luminescent liquid to momentarily distract predators and escape being eaten It’s a wizard
british wizards be like, “omg hogwarts is the best wizarding school in the world” oh really? well beauxbatons didn’t have lord fucking voldemort on campus every other year
instructor144:5triderofthenorth:twofingerswhiskey:athelind:transmasc-wizard:transmasc-wizard:rb this and tell me what ur accent is. this has no purpose except the fact i just realized i could have like… mutuals with cockney accents or newfoundland
burningangel: Do you want some wizard sex, Horny Potter? Have some wizard sex with resident Slytherin Draven Star and the fantastical Ramon Nomar | BurningAngel.com
asheathes: TIME PERIODS OF THE WIZARDING WORLD: WIZARDING WARS [insp]
carriepotterr: librariansoul: liquidiousfleshbag: WHY ISN’T IT SOCIALLY ACCEPTABLE TO WEAR WIZARD CLOAKS IN PUBLIC WHY Because of the International Statute of Wizarding Secrecy, of course. I can tell someone slept through History of Magic.
ssundiall:adultwithmuscles:ssundiall: did you type in “wizard staff with orb” but the results were too feminine? or did you preemptively assume that the selection of wizard staffs with orbs would be so vast, you needed to narrow down the results
erinaree: thewintersoldiersbutt: Happy 75th Anniversary to The Wizard of Oz! To celebrate, I present to you; Movies in a Nutshell: The Wizard of Oz My favourite movie in a nutshell.
karrista: danielintheyard:*overwhelmed at the adult toy store* *whispering under breath* The wand chooses the wizard. The wand chooses the wizard. The wand chooses th…
mercury7th: kaijupaws: the 4 genders r cowboy, vampire, wizard, & mad scientist 🤠cowboy: SAGITTARIUS, aries, leo 💉vampire: scorpio, pisces, CAPRICORN ✨wizard: libra, cancer, taurus 🧪mad scientist: AQUARIUS, gemini, virgo
wandsandmagic-promo: The year is 2089, long after the second war. The Ministry of Magic has just shed light on the recurring disappearances that have been happening all over the Wizarding World. They have been described as young witches and wizards
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