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You always loved your girlfriend’s big tits, but she’d always been self-conscious about them. That’s why you bought the hypnosis tapes. Not only did they make her way more sexual with her breasts, but her boobs were actually growing
You can’t handle your girlfriends ass, thats why you called me.
You aren’t sure whether you’d push his mouth away or pull him closer, that’s why you adore having your hands restrained, leaving the decision up to him.Content created by: PleasureTorture
Why don’t you ask your wife who of us has a bigger cock? or, even better, whose cock she wants?.
You can’t really tell, but I have little bruises from the barricade. And I was only on it for like four songs. Jeebus.
Why you acting surprised. WTF did you think was going to happen? See more sluts being treated the way they love at Punish The Whore
primorazhivat:primorazhivat:giveaway ayyyyso somehow i convinced 100 of you to follow my grumpy supernatural babysitter here so i thought i’d show my appreciation with a little giveaway cause you’re all hella. rules:
shakingindigo: If you don’t then lieLie to me
WHY YOU KEEP LETTING HIM LAND ON YOU LIKE DAT?!
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Why you shouldn't be afraid to alter your O.C.'s design if you want to
You really shouldn’t lie to your friends about why you can’t come to the party tonight! ;)
Why you be doing this to my big footed ass! You reblog them fly shits, I then get hype go look for a pair and the biggest size they got is a 6 ½! If I brought 3 pair, cut 1 pair in half and taped them together then they’d fit! LOL!
You should probably get dressed. Your family will be here for the party in less than an hour. Just to be clear, we’re still not telling them the true nature of our relationship?That’s disappointing. I don’t know why you’re so nervous about it.
Why You Make Bad Decisions When You’re Attracted to Someone
lotolle: pink-rnilk: sammycasdean: fetish: go away | no | rather not | I dunno | I guess | sure | yes | FUCK yes | oh god you don’t even know | right here, right now if ur cool you’ll send me one I’ve always wanted to try this thing. Let me
You know what happens when you start playing with a High School AU as a joke/thought exercise?Intense regret.
you know considering my kinks (powerplay, monster fucking, size diff…) you’d think I’d be REAL into A/B/O but for some reason I’m completely ambivalent about it
Why is there soooo many cute/funny/emotional posts the minute i wake up! I’m just REBLOGGING UP A STORM YOU GUISE!?! akjsdlasjla
@youngbaedong said: You’re in the same boat as me!!!! Except I have 4 English papers to write :( ohnooooooooo that sounds so overwhelming ;A; good luck in whatever you decide to do!
silenthill:man i hate the allure of a good grilled cheese. you make one and eat it and its so good and perfect, maybe a little bland but in a good way and you instantly think “man that was a really good grilled cheese, im not entirely full yet, maybe
glenjamin-danzig: dnlhrn: milkybarofficial: Why does everything sound like a meme nowadays “#2015 was basically one big shitpost” when i first read this i only saw ‘john cena slams donald trump’ and thought it meant into concrete SLITHERING
vintagegal: “Not in death, but just in sleep, the fateful prophecy you’ll keep. And from this slumber you shall wake, when true love’s kiss, the spell shall break.” Sleeping Beauty (1959)
punypalhoncho: A FUN GAME: PRETEND YOUR ICON IS MAKING ITS CURRENT EXPRESSION WHILE GETTING A BLOWJOB
notababoonbrandishingastick: #grease au where the pink ladies are the ones working on the cars & sandy & rizzo are their leaders #and danny is the transfer student who comes in from Italy and is like #sob #you never told me you were THAT kind
Reblog this if you want a short/long anonymous message saying what they think of you.
Why would I ever want to go home if you're here?
lakevida:l0st-silv3r:lakevida:(-.-;)y-~~ (-.-)y-., ( ´-`)y━･~~ ^ on a smoke break with my mutualsPlease dont smoke, its bad for you actually i quit cigs recently so i’m retconning the post and those are all joints now. thank you for reminding
panda-jacket: megahra: Disney Gentlemen + Different ways to say “I love you” Don’t forget the award winning “I love you”
lumpyspaceprincessa: Again we observe my baby face (w/ good hair)
tantoknives: i was born to get a perm
lilibruised: part 1 part 2 part 3 alternative ending/true ending; (don’t click if you like this one)
so i just found out you can send asks to yourself??????
You ever be chillin so hard by yourself that you start questioning why you need friends?
Why try It’s only pain You’ll just die Alone again
vyctornikiforov: “You can’t go! They’re just trying to use you!”
You are, baby. You are.
“You’re young. You don’t know why you do things. But there’s always a reason.”Palo Alto (2013) dir. Gia Coppola
fairyneko: lesbian-toddhoward: im going to fucking die @jugulate suffer @fairyneko I cannot believe you made me watch this with my own two eyes.
homoosesexual: rewatching Dead in the Water Sam: You don’t even like kids. Dean: I love kids! what I hear Sam: You never liked me Dean: I loved you Sammy
thepathofabeliever: You can be Muslim and have a mental disorder. You can be Muslim and have depression. You can be Muslim and see a therapist. Muslims are not exempt from any of the above. It’s important to let go of pride, and seek help when necessary.
You know you’re out of shape and have bad knee problems when you can hear them crack and can feel the tendons moving strangely after barely exercising after a few days…
yourgfdgirlfriend:don’t you love it, when you grab a cute boys face and they tense and their eyes widen a second, because they didn’t expect it; and how their brain starts to melt and they turn in one big puddle of goo in your grip as you proceed
when you’re really hungry but you’re on your period so the thought of eating makes you want to puke
Why do people bitch and whine about “shallow” people? A person likes what a person likes. Just because it isn’t you doesn’t mean you can come up with some bogus thing to call them. Let’s say.. There are two girls. One curvy,
patternedclouds: “Did you even wonder who I used to be?” This is 80% rhinocio ‘s fault, with reference to this post of terrible cluster theories, and 20% latest episode of Crying and Singing. Did you know if you turn up the saturation on screencaps
You bet ur ass that Adrien likes anime and that his favorite are the magical girl animes, thats why he had his transformation sequence already planned out and just ADORES how cheesy Ladybugs ‘I’m freeing you from evil!’ saying isAdrien’s favorite
happy birthday! I hope you don’t mind i made you something. eep thank you!! that’s cute 8’)
Hey sunny heard you were down in the dumps so I made you this
I have been talking to this guy in a chat room he says if I do what he says and keep you caged you will love me forever
antiprivateeractivist:“it’s okay to live with your parents as an adult if you’re disabled” “it’s okay if it’s a cultural thing” “it’s okay if you’re trying to save mon-” shh. listen. it is okay for any reason. you don’t need
