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“Well maybe you didn’t make me this way, Daddy, but I don’t care. I need a Cock to suck and I know you have one.”“Kendra, it’s me! Your boyfriend! I’m not your Daddy, and I have no idea why you look like that
“Oh little brother, how could I have known that it was you all along? Why didn’t you say something sooner? The way you love me, the way your cock tastes, the way your lust feels like desire and not objectification. Talk dirty to me, little
trashdonut: All the dating coaches say men should not text too much; it spoils the fantasy women have of a strong, silent, mysterious man who does not need emotional support. This is exactly why you should text a lot if, like me, you desire the friend
Honey, tonight I’m taking you with me to the Club; I want you to see me flirting with other men and to see why I fuck them and not you.
First person to put "Good Boy/Girl" in my inbox owns me as a pet for 24 hours..
theycallmenaughtygirl: That’s me. I’m definitely quirky. Why be something you’re not?! You get me - quirks and all. Lucky you!
bemusedlybespectacled: ravenclawslibrary: frosty-butt: carry-on-my-wayward-butt: kitkatkatee: thelegendofelectraheart: NO FUCK WHY …. it took me a couple seconds.. DO NOT cAN YOU NOT? umm OUCH excuse you
beardpornography: Hi this is Julien again ! Today I put some flowers in my beard for summer. I saw one year ago some dudes doing that so i was like “why not me”for fun. Hope you are gonna enjoy itIf you want you can follow me on instagram @captainoats17
“Dash? what are you doing down in the… ohhh °///°…why are you so angry? Please stop hitting me, YOU forgot to close the door, not me! ahh nooo….”
If you think your screen name is witty or unique, send me an ask and I’ll tell you what I think of it.
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leapingtitan: So it’s been a year since my first AMA and I thought why the hell not. For those of you who are not aware of what this sort of thing is, basically you send me asks and I answer them.. except I do it with my voice…. and in edited video
meggitthemaggot: piledriverswaltz: why does the government make it illegal to be naked in public but not give me any money to buy nice clothes are you telling me i have to pay to not break a law probably the smartest thing I’ve ever heard.
biggestboobguns: “Why are you not here with you cock in me? I need you to fuck me and make my tits even bigger…”
blow–job: Why can’t everyone be as miserable and alone as I am ffs what happened to common decency Not everyone is happy and got someone so don’t worry you not on your own there you can be miserable and alone with me.
thor0401: queen2knight: Current *STATUS* ^^ I’m destined for hell anyway…so why not?! ~Q2K You might go to hell…( hope not )….. but you bring me in heaven……..
“No, Mr. Harrison, my husband’s not home. In fact, he told me that he had a meeting with you in the city. What’s going on? Why are you showing me your phone like that? It’s such a weird image. It’s, like, making me feel all
veganisem: thequeenofbutts: I’d like to carry this gifset around with me so I can hold it up to people who ask me “Ugh why are you voting Obama” :’) This I like…and I’m not a political type poster at all. But totally agree with
theladycaroline:Please be aware that someone is posting as ‘me’ on other sites. This is not me, the only place we post is here. We also understand that people are finding if hard to access this blog. Not sure why. If you see this post please
ask-leo-pony: Rarity: You’re blushing, you know? Leo: I-I’M NOT! Rarity: C’mon, you can tell me, who got the jackpot? Leo: T-there’s nopony! WHY NOPONY BELIEVES ME?! X3 Flustered Leo ftw~ <3
youobviouslyloveinkblot: IB: WHY ARE YOU SENDING ME THESE QUESTIONS!? Au: What’s the matter? You don’t like popnies sending you kinky stories? IB: Not when they involve me! XD
meggitthemaggot: piledriverswaltz: why does the government make it illegal to be naked in public but not give me any money to buy cute clothes are you telling me i have to pay to not break a law probably the smartest thing I’ve ever heard.
felkina: “That’s it! Let me feel it throb! It’s sensation as you beg me to stop… Not wanting to release your potent seed into me… As the last dregs of what you called a relationship… Are left to rot… She doesn’t care anymore… Why should
jordan-reet: I don’t blame you, no one belongs in a speedo. Good, I can’t wait to see you Not even Olympic swimmers. I mean I get why they wear them, but bleh. No thank you. Me too Jordan, me too.
jaseminedenise: Oh Roxy, Why Don’t You Love Me? I released a short photoshoot of this to my ฟ+ Patrons on Patreon, in case you’re not tired of seeing me in lingerie yet! The Roxy was brought back to @skgdesigns in both black and white. You can
goddess-marley: Please Don’t Tell My Wife! I know why you’ve come crawling back to me this time and it’s not to confess. It’s to apologize! You’ve become a sloppy little bitch, so enamored with me you forgot to clean up after yourself. Now
If you had an opportunity to take the SAT for free and it’s at your school, TAKE IT! Don’t register and not show up then ask me how’d it go, the fuck. Why are you asking me when you should’ve been there instead of fucking around
chocobabydolly:Hi daddy. ..look at me playing with my little pussy in a public place. I wish you were here and you picked me up and fucked my tight pussy with my both legs wrapped around you…that’s why i need a big strong daddy because I’m not skinny
rapecloset88: ftbaljock00: Your blog makes me so wet. Thank you. I am not quite sure you really do appreciate my blog or even understand it. Why are you sending me some dumb ass picture clothed? Does this look like some fucking fashion blog. I don’t
andahappynew-year: itsmorifarty: biologytextbook: when someone taller than you hugs you and you kind of put your head on their chest and it feels really protective and warm like godamn if thats not the greatest shit in the world alternatively, being
misfitreindeer: thislittlecitygirl: This is probably on tumblr already, but I saw this today. All I can do is ask not are you a feminist, but why aren’t you? Feminism means that we cannot hide behind gender or sexual orientation. I was at the mall
burntlikethesun: Sorry I’m not made of sugar,Am I not sweet enough for you?Is that why you always avoid me?That must be such an inconvenience to you. Happy Birthday Jacqi!
thebootydiaries:him: babe why are you mad me: im not. im fine. me, inside: why the hell caillou bald
earthdad: me: no one will ever love me you: why not? me: no reason *a single bee flies out my ear* you: tell me me: i am made of bees!!!!!!!!!! *thousands of bees packed together disperse from where my body once stood and attack the town*
therescumonherface: Send in your own submissions and suggestions. I won’t post them if you don’t want me to (but why would you not want me to?). The submitter asked the following: “That last photo submission you posted is of my wife. What
felkina: “Here it comes! It’s pulsing between my tits! Why hold back? Your going to empty yourself sooner or later, why not let it loose now? My tits won’t stop until your balls run dry and you coat me in your hot warm spunk! Now submit to me and
felkina: “Hehe since you horny bastards can’t seem to get enough of my work, why not enjoy my excitedly wet pussy as you pump me full of your devotion and refuse to let a single drop go to waste… I’m not against you coating my body either if
keetme234: Listen, I’m a dirty motherfucker. You ask me to fuck your ass? Yeah, I’m gonna fuck that black ass. But first, I’m gonna cum in your pussy. Why? Why the fuck not. I want my cum inside you. Anyway, go ahead and let it drip out, fuck
brookebell23: “why do you love Niall?” me:Why do you not?
Dont be screwing with me. It is one of those few things I absolutely hate. Its why I have so many doubts. So please, even though being sincere is not the best in this scenario, can you not be screwing with me? Thanks.
yeah, but you’re still really fucking annoying. it’s not even funny, it’s stupid and it’s retarded. the only reason you talk to me is to fucking annoy me. this is why i don’t talk to you now.
impregcaps: - Are you just cummed inside me?- Yes- I think I told you that I’m not on the pill?- Yes, you told me that.- So why you did that?- Because I wanted to knock you up, bitch.
chocobabydolly: Hi daddy. ..look at me playing with my little pussy in a public place. I wish you were here and you picked me up and fucked my tight pussy with my both legs wrapped around you…that’s why i need a big strong daddy because I’m not
now I know what you’re thinkin’, DSVKKBotW, why did you draw her hands up like that? and the answer is you can’t tell me what to do you’re not my real dad
Pops called and invited me to my aunt’s house and I said yes. Then he added “do me a favor and don’t wear clothes like you wore last night” loool that’s a one way ticket to get me to despise your fucking guts more than I
1975loser: liekatoy: 1975loser: This is perfect and it makes me cry Why the fuck are you crying ? Why the fuck are you not crying ?
whydontyoustayawhile: corackadile: why dont you why do not you this post makes me feel uncomfortable. Very Uncomfortable………….. like ………………. very.
w0nder-lust: ‘It’s not about being there for me, it’s about respecting me enough to tell me why you’re not.’
major-cinnamonbun: vvebkinz:i am a firm supporter of the kissing ur partner after they give u head movementIt’s like if you won’t kiss me after I give you head, it makes me question you. Like do you not clean yo dick? Why am I blowing someone who’s
papurrcat: papurrcat: papurrcat: papurrcat: “Heda, you have to let them know.“ “In due time, Indra.” "But Luna-“ “Luna will know her place.” “Who are you? And why are you following me?” 💭 Not yet, Clarke. Not yet.
+jen why must you tag me in these things +stop lying to the followers +i am not cute +i am a nerd You’re telling ME to stop lying? Excuse u, I saw you snuggling you face into that blanket fro our stream and I DIED OK Yes hello friends
raeiner: So… I just wanted to thank you. I think your art style is great as hell and lookin at it made me really improve a lot this year. Im not really the greatest with words, so that’s why i drew you this jake and i hope you like it! asdkh thanks
tiedupsexy: Maybe he misunderstood me? I only asked him: “can you not please not cut of my clothes”. Why did he gag me with this ball gag? It seems he can’t understand me what I was saying with this ball gag in my mouth.
happyhazy:You find me lying on your floor, what do you do? a) ask me why I’m on the floor & not on a comfier surface?b) tell me to go get my nails redone, they’re a disgrace?c) call the police?Ord) *explicit scenario of your choice*
