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autisticlynx: there’s so many parents who don’t recognize that they are abusing their kids it is critical that children become aware of abuse from adults and that they recognize what abuse can look like, and that’s why I very strongly believe
my apartment is too warm rn I just accidentally fell asleep for, like. two hours… whoops…
my subconscious is out to kill me, because I’ve had two dreams about a person now and I have a vague crush on them.like. 1) I don’t want to destroy a friendship and 2) I don’t think I screamed I was poly enough recently to not make it entirely weird.so
munashiino:To celebrate the release of the 5th Volume of DRAMAtical Murder Drama CD, here’s the picture of our two favorite Seiyuu in the Valentine’s Day Event!
dorkly: Why the Dark Side of the Force Is DEFINITELY Better [by andrewbridgman and Anna-Maria Jung]
better with two
gnumblr:Why are these so accurate this is mind blowing
motherfuckingdragonsyo: I made an old lady blush today at work because she ordered two senior coffees and I said “SENIOR ? I’m sorry miss, i’m going to have to ask to see some ID.” and she covered her mouth and went “Oh dear me” and couldn’t
Look at these dorks rushing over to mess with Steven’s funky flow while Garnet is too distracted to stop them. Honestly you two…
The bit where Pearl says “Yes. Good, Steven. There are many ways to say the same thing.” has always been really funny to me and I don’t know why. Its still one of my favorite comedic bits of dialogue, up there with “Hold the phone. Now give
nerd4music: “The reason why there are these expressions of joy when they’re kissing is because there’s something bursting out of them that’s new and they realize, ‘Oh my God, this is a really special friend of mine that I actually want to
yuyeahhh:krazyjoey: kaiowut99:sliferthewhydidigeta:I think Yuya’s catchphrase will be “Swing into Action” But “Miami City” got renamed to “Paradise City”? One: WHY?Two: TAKE ME DOWN TO PARADISE CITY WHERE THE CARDS SMELL
"I Know Why The Caged Bird Sings."
i-just-need-to-let-it-be-and-rp: Read More Jean hummed softly and exhaled a deep sigh, settling deeper against the Orion. “You haven’t asked about the scars along my left side…the two healed punctures,” he murmured softly.
kuroutetsurou: #oikawa-san why are you always so princely
useless-swedenfacts: my biggest pet peeve wiht the english language is that you don’t have sin/sina in swedish if u have two people who use the same pronoun u can always tell whos doing what bc its like ‘han tog sin väska’ (he took his[own] bag)
iootonashis: This is definitely my two favorite tweets about the snowstorm in japan
goofygrrl: niggazinmoscow: Another reason why Columbus was a d*ck 😂 Not really a fan of Neil Degrasse Tyson after the rape allegations made against him, but this story to further prove what an asshole Columbus was needs to be spread
momo-niu: Erwin and baby Armin„, just like father and son…. ugh-! (do you have any idea of how much this hurts to me… THIS TWO ARE MY FAV. FROM SNK!! MY FEELS ARE DEAD!)
optimisticduelist: drcrunk: queenlionsnake: Everyone else is like, “Sanic was in Steven Universe!” Yeah, that’s cool, but honestly… UTENA WAS IN STEVEN UNIVERSE!!! REVOLUTIONARY GIRL UTENA!!! Steven Universe and Utena? Two of my favorite things,
gokuma: lampfaced: I’ve drawn things for scienceisadesiretoknow in the past, and I’ve realized while I upload other gift doodles, I never actually uploaded any of these?? Not sure why. But hey here they are. Featuring some of her robot boyfriends
hotwife-slavery: Why two men?
edwardspoonhands: frezned: jamesurbaniak: This 2009 classic gets more hilarious every year. Get out your umbrellas, losers. see guys why won’t you consider how gay marriage affects awful homophobes it’s not as simple an issue as you think!
blackthorngym: umboovicious: blackthorngym: Enter Lumoise City through route 14 Turn right and go to the first building with an open door (on the right) It should have two children, a woman at the counter and an elevator Go to the 2nd floor Extra
yours-sincerelyy: دل به دل راه داره — There is telepathy between hearts A Persian expression used to explain how and why two hearts feel in the same way
quietdoppelganger: absnow: 2016 is really shaping up to be year 1 in all those dystopian novels. Looks like it’s time to choose an antisocial white girl with minimal personality to save us, all while trying to choose between two equally terrible and
rarestandfairest: quietdoppelganger: absnow: 2016 is really shaping up to be year 1 in all those dystopian novels. Looks like it’s time to choose an antisocial white girl with minimal personality to save us, all while trying to choose between two
ghdos: The two smartest men on the planet.
I GOT A B IN THE CLASS THAT KICKED MY ASS THIS SEMESTER!! I was soo nervous plus it was one of only two 4 credit classes versus my 2 credit classes I neededdd this I also lose my job if I get below a 3.0 so that’s a thing…
"I'm Two Tribbles! All I Know is Death and Sex!"
gsirvitor:safetyno7guaranteed:gsirvitor:Yes 15 over isn’t that fast move over you butthurt slow pokes, don’t fuck up the entire road to get back at one guy.This is why two lanes highways near large cities never work as intended
toskarin:all I’m saying is, if you’ve got two guys, right? and they want to kill each other really badly, like so badly they go out of their way to forge katanas just for the occasion, specifically for each other? nobody should get between
pukakke: so, fusion is NOT sexual, we can confirm that through stevonnie, but it is an entirely intimate act of love and friendship chosen between two gems. intimate acts don’t mean they’re inherently sexual and they aren’t any less intimate because
the-real-f-word-feminism: I would like to apologize to @artbymoga These two comics I found on Instagram, both uncredited. I found them weeks apart. Even though I had a idea, I wasn’t entirely sure they were from the same series but I thought that the
ectoplasmicbiologist: anfagistan: nezua: A 13-year-old Girl Scout in San Francisco recently set up shop outside a marijuana clinic and sold 117 boxes of Girl Scout cookies within two hours. The cookies were such a big hit, she’s been invited back.
saythankyoumaster: Why two is better than one.
cravehiminallways212: womanbelievedinlove: There’s a reason why two people stay together. They give each other something no one else can ❤️ Truth…❤️
sincerelyzeinab: دل به دل راه داره — There is telepathy between hearts A Persian expression used to explain how and why two hearts feel in the same way
gwennovynne:who else just wants to fuck off and living in animal crossing. my neighbor is a bird. i sold three pieces of fruit and bought a sofa with the profit. caught butterflies for two straight hours. my debt exists but the debtor literally doesn’t
fairyneko: lesbian-toddhoward: im going to fucking die @jugulate suffer @fairyneko I cannot believe you made me watch this with my own two eyes.
i don’t know why i even try it never helps and it never gets me anywhere i just feel more like shit
daddysmuses: cummbunny: I don’t understand why people are scared to talk to me?? like I’m a jelly bean Jelly beans like to be licked :) .. this is the exception where I’m mean, go away
when my blog is all pale pink it reminds me of a vegas chapel and idk why
these were right beside each other and this is the two sides of bun.
mormon-girlz: Showing their man why two wives are better than one!MORMON GIRLZ
softna: i need a two hour long hug
elouvator: why do guys think girls wear makeup for them do u honestly think i spent ฤ on a blush to make ur dick hard calm down
9th-street-hooker: Why two daughters is better than one.
I honestly dont care about the grunkle4grandpa theory anymore,but it makes me mad that people use this as a confirmation. Please,for the love of god, DONT.Anyone could have edit this,and why would alex allow a twist in his show to be revealed this soon?
Im seeing all this “Dipper is going to be dissapointed by the author because he will be such an asshole” posts and im like why dont you want fanboy Dipper,thats comedy gold right there.
Ok but can someone tell me why stanford didn´t freak the fuck out when he saw his niece with a mind erasing gun.
mtg-realm: Magic: the Gathering - Rivals of Ixalan Brazil Not certain how this mis-step happened, but it appears like we have two new Rivals of Ixalan cards spoiled from the WotC Brazil social coordinator on Twitter. Here are the UNOFFICIAL translations
zerrienotreal: coeur-de-porcelaine: pansexualpagan: kaylamariesmiley: toenail-fister: daigonite: lucifers-lycan: sizvideos: Mila Kunis Against Men Saying “We Are Pregnant” - Video What the fuck is this bullshit and why was it recommended