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Watch it now! Mousy Girl’s Biggest Dream Comes True When She Turns Superheroine My life is miserable. Everyone picks on me. I don’t know why I even leave my house everyday. It’s not worth the job! I wish I could just stay home…
lovelylittleforests: Yo, come visit. It’s not completely finished. My house is only half way done, with half assed rooms. But why not dream a little dream, am I right? And if you take pictures, please tag them with #lovelylittleforests ✨
vivien-lynn: #house cleaning dress Sooo, here are the last 5 pics of this set and my four personal favorites I already posted ;) Pretty huge balls after two weeks of not comming D: oh, and if you wondering why my ass have this red marks; my gf said:
femdomhotwifecuckoldinterracial: I do lead my husband around the house like this on a leash sometimes. Why not? I enjoy it.
meggannn: narcolassie: despicabletweets: Oh, so I guess “It’s the White House for a reason” is a thing now. Alex Zeagler’s is my favorite: “on the off chance this is racist, don’t worry ‘coz it’s not offensive.” REASONS WHY I
the-porn-stories: My dad’s employer comes by our house whenever Dad messes up at work so that I can remind him why my Dad shouldn’t get fired. Though I’m starting to doubt that Dad really screws up twice a week, I’m not willing to risk getting
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joeltorridisurdaddy: I was nervous. This was the first “date” I had been on since my wife had died. My daughter had been trying to get me out of the house for months. I finally relented. But why was I so nervous. It was my daughter. Not like a real
why is it that whenever I get a huge surge of inspiration, I’m at someone elses house and I don’t have my tablet with me
theundergrounddrabbles:MiruFuu“We should go to the park.”Her voice rang in Miruo’s ear. The taste of the sweet fruit had lingered in the mouth as his hand curled around her hip.“Why not my house?” He moaned when his girlfriend, Fuuko, rubbed
hipsterjarv: iamthejarvis: wHY THE FUCK DO PEOPLE IN MY HOUSE DO THIS OH MY FUCKING GOD IT TAKES LIKE THREE SECONDS TO CHANGE THE ROLL OF TOLIET PAPER EVERYONE IN THE THIS HOUSE IS A PIECE OF SHIT AND GUESS WHERE THE TOLIET PAPER IS???? NOT ON THE GOD
rhinse: cradily: why do we not fear crabs but we fear spiders and scorpions? crabs are like the weird aquatic love child of both and i dont understand i can avoid crabs by not going to the beach shane. ms arachnea likes to live in my house and oppress
thatcrochetnerd: Mimic Dice Bag I made a mimic dice bag to house my ever expanding dice collection. They outgrew my previous bag and I figured why not make one of my favourite RPG/fantasy monsters. I’m super proud of how it turned out. The entire
Ok, back home in California.Why everyone, sorry for disappearing for a while. Not sure how many of you guys know this, I went to Arizona to help my folks out. The house needed to be cleaned, as that didn’t happen in two years. So the mess there was
winterspitfires: my mother didn’t raise me to not thank the bus driver
tenkaistar: majorkaidanalenko: Shep came out with a great idea of assigning the races of Mass Effect to Houses in A Song of Fire and Ice for no other reason than why not. So I decided to attempt making some graphics. MY FAVORITES~! <3
chillguydraws: Revision of my very first Loud House poster, now with added Mom and Dad Loud. Another on my *eventual* prints list. Why not have a framed image of your favorite cartoon family? ________________________________________________Support
turning66fem: love-the-family:One of the reasons I have not moved out of my mother’s house yet is that I wake up to this almost every morning. why do you think so many sons move back home???
gentlebeast: Wasn’t gona share these…but in the spirit of the holidays…why not??..lol My security cams in my house are like Santa… They see you when you’re sleeping… They know when you’re awake… They know when you’ve been naughty
boyholetightformen: “fuck why do you suck dick so good lil bro?!” my older brother exclaimed while moaning loudly.I had finally seduced my brother after just walking around the house in just my tight skin briefs. “you better not tell dad” I
depravitywell3: aewriter4: Today my stepdaughter ivy was…hesitant…when I wanted to empty my balls into her anus for the third time. NOT acceptable behavior in a stepdaughter. Doesn’t she understand why I demand that she stay nude in our house
@myself why are you so weak when it comes to stickers?they’re pieces of paper that stick to things? you do not need them? stop this
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mrcraabs: why the fuck cant i have a best friend who lives 30 seconds away from me who always comes over and we just stay at each others houses whenever movies are so deceiving
proto-homo: thequeerwithabeard: kidkendoll: zamzamafterzina: knocked her weak ass the fuck out. tried it. not in my house you weak ass trick. girl said u irrelevant, she dont give a fuck why you tried to ambush her, and u not even welcomed. took
sexy-uredoinitright: clusteroffvcks replied to your post “I really don’t understand emotions. Like how can I be so sad and horny…” why sad? I’m not sure… but it’s I’m just feeling very flat and unmotivated. It may be that I miss my house.
bandanabeth: You did it. You made it. It’s Friday and you made it through another week of school and work and all that other not fun stuff Go you! Why not have a nap and a good dessert? You deserve it.
jordan-haruka replied to your post: jordan-haruka replied to your post why honey? My… It seems pretty colorful to me it’s not, I’m boring no one (IRL) likes me I’m just stuck, at home, all week, I never left my house except to
Got yelled at for wanting to make a veggie garden in our backyard of weeds and for not working 8-10 hour days. Yes, take another piece of happiness away from me
Why would your mom lie to your entire family that you and your brother are doctors? You’re younger then me, you’re not even 17. How the fuck you gone be a doctor at age 17? Don’t be coming to my house and telling my aunts that your ass
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zamzamafterzina: knocked her weak ass the fuck out. tried it. not in my house you weak ass trick. girl said u irrelevant, she dont give a fuck why you tried to ambush her, and u not even welcomed. took ur messy ass the fuck out.
turing-tested: tenderly-carmine-is-mildly-gay: turing-tested: i keep fucking stepping on raw chicken and thinking its a slug and having to be like ???? why would a slug be in my house hey op can i ask a question absolutely not
guooey:peachypicture:peachypicture:I got a snail and my betta is being such a creeper. he’s not trying to attack it he’s just following it around staring at it lolhe really said wtf is that and why is it in my house
kakimari: GOOD NEWS EVERYONE I’m moving house!!!! <3 my shop is open again, but I will not be able to guarantee shipping until the 16th. By then all my new things will be up! If you’d like an update on anything regarding commissions, where I’m
screemer: toby1961:That’s how my wife she do the cooking in the house, of course why not let her finish. But I sure would build up an appetite! I could only dream of having such a delicious girl like you cooking for me
dark-ness-s-daughter: thegingerghost: Because fuck you that’s why Omg! You totally should post more of those photos we took that one time. We need to do that again sometime! ^_^ I’ll get around to it at some point I promise!!! I have to finish
iammegadaddyissues: “You do understand why you’re here? I’m not paying you to clean my house. I’m paying to fuck you. Is that clear?”“Yes, Sir.”“So you can drop the pretense that you’re a housecleaner. Housecleaners don’t
tgirlinthemirror: She would never have to wear clothes at my house. I would always want her to be nude. Sure…Why would she be on the couch and not your cock?
baremidriffs: Why is society so fucking corny? Why can’t I leave my house without a bra and not get stares? Why I can’t wear a crop without getting stares? Why I don’t have a team of niggas? Why is my skin breaking out? Why am I paying for my own
Man… If this was my house, you would have never left. Do not welcome yourself, if you’re not willing to stay. Why didn’t you pick up your phone?Why were you hoping she wasn’t home?Why did you want to be here alone? Were you hoping
girlsuwanttofuck: Hey, Bill we got the house to ourselves. Mom and dad have taken the grandkids o the pool and our spouses seem to have hit it off and gone with mom and dad as well. Why not join me in my old bedroom and we can see if the old bed still
thisismythanksgivingurl-gobble: agentgreenfishy: poselikeateam: fuck-i-just: Next time a blocked number calls you answer like this: “Jim’s whore house. You got the dough, we got the hoe.” Why does this not have any notes? lol no “Nashville
lolzpicx: Dobby is a free elf Free the elves! They are not dog they are house elves! That’s why they look so silly!
whovianxchick: hippofoliage: there was a creepy looking car parked outside my house and i’m home alone. so i put the doctor in my window and the car drove off. This is why, you should not skip Nine. He’ll have your back, when you need help.
it’s not like there was a FUCKING CENTIPEDE crawling across my stomach! I s2g I’m going to set my house on fire. oh and then immediately after I swipe the little bastard off of my belly, A MOSQUITO LANDED ON ME.
Pops called and invited me to my aunt’s house and I said yes. Then he added “do me a favor and don’t wear clothes like you wore last night” loool that’s a one way ticket to get me to despise your fucking guts more than I
do NOT reblogI really don’t feel happy or safe in my house like 80% of the time. Today while I was sleeping I got woken up to my parents yelling at each other. I won’t really get into the details why but they are always fighting and arguing and today
blessedthefamily: My sister gets so jealous when I bring girls to the house. One night she went on and on about how I was wasting my time with these dumb sluts. Tired of hearing her nag I said “its not like you fucking me so why you worried”. Needless
sarcasmprodigy: “I know about [favorite ship] but have you considered [some other ship]” No I have not I’m too busy stanning my favorite who are u. Why are u in my house.
xunlitx: I’m done. Some Tyler Joseph in adventure time style because why not? I tried drawing him in the clothes he used for the Tear in My Heart and House of Gold videos (which is where I got inspired from) I tried to turn this into a gif but I just
chrisgandjohnv: After a trip to the liquor store for beer these two girls approached me in the parking lot asking me if they would flash me that I could give them a beer. I said yes why not. She flashed I gave her a beer and invited them back to my house
jessebpinkmans: “Let’s go to your house, yo!” Makes perfect sense. “Let’s completely screw up your house so you never wanna spend another night in it.” Sure, you know, why not? “And then, how’s about I send over my psycho-bitch wife
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