why not me
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thecloudedminded: thosenaughtyvictorians: Well that’s impressive Posting this not because it gets me hot. But it’s fascinating to know these arrogant porn stars today who think they’re so original have been just copying what has been going on
elzebrook: There was a small squirrel in the middle of the road looking confused so I went to shoo it across and the fucker hopped over and ran up my leg and then it fell asleep on me I don’t even like squirrels Why does this happen to me
elzebrook: elzebrook: There was a small squirrel in the middle of the road looking confused so I went to shoo it across and the fucker hopped over and ran up my leg and then it fell asleep on me I don’t even like squirrels Why does this happen
milktu: Why is it so dark where you’re not hereIt’s dangerous how wrecked I am
Reblogs for credit. Me by @themorty . This is why I hate Tumblr…people stealing and uncrediting and not giving a shit :(((((
In which I am sure there will be screaming and not by the poster.Mr. Hollywood Poster x Stone Cheese.And yes, he’s cumming lava. Don’t ask me why just roll with it.However, this might explain how the lava in the factory and mint came to be…
prefect-ravenclaw:dean-bangs-cas-in-the-impala:murder-tramp666:lovelyvegansteph:naydoh:Be kind unto animals. Be kind unto life.All animals, including the ones your society deems “food animals”That last one made me cry I hope that all people who treat
why must you hurt me this way
surprisebitch: ghostkitten69: hailsithis14: Everytime I ask myself why I even got Tumblr in the first place,everybody loves to remind me. #THAT WENT FROM 0 TO 100 REAL QUICK YOU WERE NOT KIDDING WHAT THE ACTUAL FUCK
Not sure why but the feet in this picture fascinate me …so intimate
Girls at work keep asking me why I haven’t taken the nail polish off. Not because it is chipped but because men aren’t supposed to wear it. So, it stays on to see how long they will keep asking or until they realize I really do not give a fuck.
shakingindigo: If you don’t then lieLie to me
batcows: fma meme | seven quotes {3/7} → King Bradley "If you wish to see me struck down for all these atrocities, use your own hands to do so, not 'God's'."
I’m going to change my tumblr’s name to something a lil shorter. My expereince with name changes on tumblr isn’t great that’s why I’m warning you guys. If anyone of you has a bookmark or other links to me please remember
why did everyone comment on my last post talking about how i kinda like Zarya/DVA with how they prefer Zarya/Mei, i mean i ship that too but its kinda been getting to me how every time i talk about Hana ppl shove her away from me and go “ok harumi
Not sure if there are anons deliberately trolling me on Literotica or if I have been getting worse recently. Feels like the negative reactions there have been more and more both frequent and incendiary with the last few uploads.I mean, sure, I was not
Me: Just going to write something cutely sexy for a friend’s birthday of her gf getting a little swole on SkypeAlso Me: Well that is nearly three thousand words of trans lesbians in an evolving d/s relationship getting off to one another’s transformations
AYE YO CAN SOMEONE EXPLAIN TO ME WHY THERE’S A ZOOTOPIA COMIC ABOUT ABORTION FLOATING AROUND THE INTERNET
Well I’m over 500 followers on here and I’m curious about, basically why you’re here!What pic(s) made you want to follow me?What is it you like about my art?What don’t you like about my art?What would you like to see more from me?I’m not expecting
ropes and leather lately
Why is tv romance and sex look so amazing???
So im actually really mad at myself right now. I’ve been eating a lot more than usual and i’ve noticed it , my friends have noticed it, my family has noticed it (not to mention my brother is a dick who feels the need to torture me about
Liking both the male leads in a love triangle and not being able to tell who the female lead will end up with makes me want to die
youcanholditsweetie: I think one of my favorite things about omo is comforting the person afterwards. I don’t know why, but I just really like the idea of comforting someone, whether it’s omo related or not. It’s not really a kink thing, because
whatshermindsays: wordsmatty: Unpublished CC submission. Really not the greatest picture ever, but I wanted to show off my new TMNT mug that Buffy got me. That mug is so awesome! I love the peeks of your tattoos and your butt looks awesome :3 Why
I don’t know how soon I’ll be able to make another recording. Not because of logistics, but because a silence has fallen over me. At least today and yesterday and a few days before then, I haven’t wanted to speak.
winterspitfires: my mother didn’t raise me to not thank the bus driver
guroslime: person : why do you draw everything facing left in ¾ view me : im a right handed mediocre artist
fitmunk: As 2017 is dying Anonymously send me something you’ve always wanted to tell me
NOT ONLY IS IT IMPOSSIBLE FOR ME TO WRITE KILI AS A CIS DUDE. It’s getting impossible for me to read him as one, too. I just kind of scrunch up my nose and go “But… why?”
The Character Wardrobe Meme
locktobre: ‘why are you sitting in the dark’ excuse you I’ve been sitting here all day and it got dark around me I did not choose this
why it gotta be a holiday. why can’t post offices be open.
why do ppl try to make small talk w/ me. pls don’t. i do not like small talk i will just awkwardly laugh and nod @ u. pls stop.
so i solo yolo’d b/c i had like five green tickets and was close to a blue one and got an sr eli but it’s so not cute akfhka. and got an sr kotori with the blue tickets which is also not cute but at least better wwww
Not a shipping blog.
Why can’t you people let me slow down and roll my day away, and not giving me a crap load of thing to do or put in my mind?
Me: so update still not better, I’m quiet, non verbal as soon as I leave work, not making eye contact, completely spacing out…Psych: mmm that sounds like depressionMe:….. that’s why I’m fucking here?
Everything is coming back. All the phrases. All the terrible, terrible things that have been said to me. They’re all circling my mind right now and I just know it’s going to be a bad night.
Why. Why me. I don’t know if I can take this much heartbreak in such a short period of time. What is so wrong with me that every guy I date ends up telling me that I deserve the best, I deserve happiness, yet they just can’t give it to me?
Why did you call me? Why not Jack? Why not the police? — I called you because I’m not entirely sure what I saw was real.
gollums-new-best-friend: kimcuntdashian: what really scares me is that i’m average i’m not really good at anything or really beautiful i’m going to live an average life with an average job an average income and die an average death with an average
Me: bruh I feel like garbage in the way that only looking at monsterd can help at allMe, searching “monster” on tumblr: okay I mean I don’t understand why you would tag your porn with “monster” but can you just like chill a bit?
why do i always have to upload or take whatever photographs other people want me to? why does everyone else always have to feel happy with my pictures and not me? please, even if you love my older work and it touched you and meant something to you or
not-obtuse: cigarettes-and-hardcore: soshesawildflowerxo: Don’t get me wrong, sex is great, but I would rather spend the night learning everything about you and hearing every story you have. To me, that’s far more intimate. But like, why not
All I wanted was to watch a video. I did not ask for this
you’ve gotta be fucking kidding me I hate putting furniture together rAAAAAAAAGSHOGH I have no patience for this!! isn’t it simpler to just stack books rather than to put together a bookshelffff omggggg
it’s not like there was a FUCKING CENTIPEDE crawling across my stomach! I s2g I’m going to set my house on fire. oh and then immediately after I swipe the little bastard off of my belly, A MOSQUITO LANDED ON ME.
Abort mission!!! While getting free food from my co-worker (that I’m now friends with) is nice, I’m not liking the clicking noises that he’s started making at me or his comments on my looks >:/
I asked him if his mother had said anything about me and “She said you’re pretty And that you’re a good singer” and I’m thawing into Why and How could it be when I did not plan this I planned not this? But thankful am I for
Not even dark pit knows why he´s in smash… comic drawn by awkward zombie,not me
Not me crying at work thinking about how small the lgbtq+ community really is and how marginal the group of top/ dommes are.. I just can’t see why I try. Like why choose someone like me when there’s so many better persons and afab lesbians
someone should really stop me
some quick homestuck doodles because why not
Give me a Series & I'll tell you...
i was listening to this song again so i thought WHY NOT RE-DRAW THAT OLD PIC I DID so here it is ahaha (old pic was drawn around a year ago)
rinacat:some asshole: “Why do you even like that character?”me: “Because they’re a great character.”asshole: “But they’ve done so many shitty and problematic things, you can’t just excuse-”me: “I said a GREAT CHARACTER not a GOOD PERSON
WHY GOD WHY!!! WE HAD A DEAL! THE OTHERS WILL GET OLD BUT NOT ME
bopeep: hellabanter: worldofthecutestcuties: A pack of samoyeds what the fuck why not ME
Why did I not think of fishnets sooner
