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ftwaynewaitress: Sometimes i get asked why i became a Internet slut, it’s not that I don’t love my husband because i do. He’s just not as exciting as you guys are. And one man can only give a girl so much attention plus he works a lot sooo I’d
briggsnotmyers: conservativepittsburgher: never-let–it-die: Things Not to Ask Vets: “How many people have you killed?” “Why couldn’t you get into college?” “What’s it like living with PTSD?” Things to Ask Vets “Want to go grab
atrapforfools: next time you hear a white person say “well if black people can say the n-word why can’t i???” you should ask them “why do you want to?” and listen as they try not to say “black people have something of their own that I am
sissykittyhime: someone asked me, “Why don’t you use lube for masturbating.” And I was thinking, “Yeah…why?” so I tried it with lube haha. It’s not very good…the cumshot went farther then I had wanted >>
official-deutschland:francillity: Germany is known to be the country of poets and thinkers, and i am honestly not even surprised anymore, now that i’ve realised that we have three different ways of asking ‘why’WHY wieso weshalb warum
versus-a-blank-paper: hopsjollyhigh: thatgirlonstage: One of the notes to the theater owners in Phantom of the Opera says “My salary has not been paid”. Why is the Phantom asking for a salary. What is he gonna do with it? How much is he asking
sissykittyhime: someone asked me, “Why don’t you use lube for masturbating.” And I was thinking, “Yeah…why?” so I tried it with lube haha. It’s not very good…the cumshot went farther then I had wanted »
onlinepunk: my friend rachel isn’t ticklish whatsoever and when i asked her why she isn’t she told me “one day i just chose not to be ticklish anymore” and that’s why i am terrified to death of my friend rachel
If you had an opportunity to take the SAT for free and it’s at your school, TAKE IT! Don’t register and not show up then ask me how’d it go, the fuck. Why are you asking me when you should’ve been there instead of fucking around
Pet peeve: when people ask me if I’m doing something, I say no, and then they ask why I’m not doing it/going there. Because I don’t fucking want to.
jessicaiswet: yellowsweethoney: skallsader: Always wanted to try this… not sure why I’ve never asked the girl to do it. How do you even ask someone to do this on you anyway? Is there a name for it? O.o Grinding till all your precum floods your
swolizard: People always ask me “why do you workout in a sweatshirt and sweats every day?” “It’s 90 degree’s in here and you’re working out for 2 hours or more. What’s the point.” “why do you not wear wraps or gloves or a belt or even
the-vashta-nerada: it is the 50th anniversary. clara asks the doctor why he chose the name “the doctor”. john hurt appears out of nowhere and says “the wand chooses the wizard, mr. potter. it’s not always clear why”. he then turns into the
the-ace-of-stars: vimmuse: He just moved here from 1943. “If you’re from 1943, then why aren’t you old?” “Oh my god, Bruce, you can’t just ask people why they’re not old!”
sageruto: petition to force parents to understand that looking at a near straight a report card and only talking/asking about the one grade that isn’t an a to ask why its not an a is so fucking damaging and disgusting to their kids
official-mugi: pthumerian: “weeping erection” is up there on the list of worst things i’ve read in a fanfiction why does the boner weep Ask not why the boner weeps It weeps for thee
yukipri: I don’t know how Tada-nii would react to Hiro dating, because Hiro has never dated. Huh. Wonder why. ~~ (little note, I’m not an ask blog and I usually don’t take requests either >.< This was just a cute ask I had sitting in
itzahann: My brother asked me why I keep watching Happy Feet Two even though it’s not as good as the first movie and I`m just likeWill and Bill the krill is why.
whitepeoplesaidwhat: I HAD SO MUCH FUN WITH A RACIST TODAY!!!!! So today I was running down a hill that was covered in leaves (don’t ask) and it was slippery. A white guy who I’m friends with (probably not anymore) asked me why I was taking so long
redistorted: “1. When he texts you and says that he misses your lips on his skin, ask him if he’s drunk. If he is, don’t reply. If he’s not, then ask why he left you for that blonde girl with the piercings. 2. It’s going to break you. The
My Mom asked me why I’m so pro gay rights even though I’m not actually gay and I told her “because it’s so hard to find love no matter what gender you prefer so why make life any more difficult for anyone who was lucky enough to
nekoxmancer: commit22morrow: siren-lullabies:shiverest: nope-lifer: Anxiety is wanting to ask your partner a million questions as to why they’re with you, why they say they care about you, and so on. Depression is not thinking you’re worth enough
keetme234: Listen, I’m a dirty motherfucker. You ask me to fuck your ass? Yeah, I’m gonna fuck that black ass. But first, I’m gonna cum in your pussy. Why? Why the fuck not. I want my cum inside you. Anyway, go ahead and let it drip out, fuck
last-snowfall: ladyflowdi: imjust-a-girl: “Because people ask why we’re not friends anymore.” There are ALWAYS going to be poisonous people in your life. Sometimes they’re hiding in plain sight. *points* This? This is part of why
lez-get-weird: acid-washed-thoughts: commit22morrow: siren-lullabies: shiverest: nope-lifer: Anxiety is wanting to ask your partner a million questions as to why they’re with you, why they say they care about you, and so on. Depression is not
commit22morrow: siren-lullabies: shiverest: nope-lifer: Anxiety is wanting to ask your partner a million questions as to why they’re with you, why they say they care about you, and so on. Depression is not thinking you’re worth enough to even
“Who have you been eating?” asked Terri.“Promise not to get mad if I tell you?” asked Lizzy.“Why would I get mad?”“Because it was Mr. Crude. I needed to improve my grade and he gave me a ‘B’ for sucking his cock and swallowing his cum,”
Lauren looked back at Mr. Crude and asked, “When are you expecting your first guest to arrive?”“Not for a while. Why do you ask?” he responded.“I was thinking if we were going to have some privacy for a while, we ought to make good use of it,”
“Isn’t that a slip, Kaitlyn?” asked Mr. Crude.“Yes, it is. Why do you ask?” replied Kaitlyn.“It looks like it was custom made to fit your body exactly,” he replied.“Not quite, but I did make some alterations to it after I got it.”“It
Emma, Bella and Sabrina stood together as Mr. Crude walked up.“Why is it that I feel like I’m in trouble, Sabrina?” he asked.“You’re not in trouble, old man. Yet,” she said with a laugh.“Yet? What’s that supposed to mean?” he asked.Emma
“Niece, have you had a bit too much to drink?” asked Mr. Crude.“Why do you ask?” she responded.“You’re showing a lot of skin and it would appear you’re not wearing panties,” he replied.“I think you need to take a closer look!” she
“You’re such a petite girl, Kenzie. Are you sure you want to do the special project for an ‘A’ in my class?”“Um, why do you ask? Are you hung or something?” asked Kenzie.Mr. Crude chuckled and replied, “Not
miss-freakshow: californiafreckles: babyfacedtroop: never-let–it-die: Things Not to Ask Vets: “How many people have you killed?” “Why couldn’t you get into college?” “What’s it like living with PTSD?” Things to Ask Vets “Want
mikeywhore: hello-sheeran: thank you You tell your parents you don’t want to go to school. They ask “why?” But you don’t tell them why, you make up a lie like “there’s nothing on” or “not feeling to good” Because they wouldn’t
snorklesxxx: I’ve answered every ask & fan mail….. And been asked why I didn’t answer … I’m not ignoring you fuckers!! I promise 😊 Tumblr is eating my mail… Ugh.
hellcreekheadquarters: palaeofail-explained: Related to my last ask, why are (land) mammals smaller than dinosaurs? Why is there no such thing as a sauropod-sized land mammal? Can land mammals just not evolve to be that big? (Sorry, mumaks). In short
my fucking aunt JUST called me. it’s 1:30 am. i thought someone was dead. NOPE. SHE JUST WANTED TO HASSLE ME ABOUT NOT SEEING ME AND MADE PLANS TO SEE MY FOR MY BIRTHDAY. ASKED ME WHY I WAS AWAKE AT THIS HOUR. I WASN’T AWAKE. i said, “why
If you ask me my nationality I will say American I will not indulge your ignorance and dumbassery because you’re trying to figure out why I’m brown so you ask me where I was born
iwantfitbody: teacher: you can ask me anything you don’t know that’s why i am a teacher me: *asks a question* teacher : what??? you dont know that? that is elementary how can you not know that? you dissapointed me!!
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everybodyilovedies: the-ace-of-stars: vimmuse: He just moved here from 1943. “If you’re from 1943, then why aren’t you old?” “Oh my god, Bruce, you can’t just ask people why they’re not old!” yes yes yes yes!!
her-minds-a-mess: People ask me how I can be so naive, but that’s not it. I’ve seen beautiful parts of awful people, and awful parts of beautiful people. That is why I can never judge another person, that is why I hurt so much.
