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princestadiaries: “What you sick bastard? You like these little titties? I bet you want to suck on these tits you sick fucker!” “Mom what’s going on? Why did you bring me to dad’s study naked?” “Well sweetie, apparently
I know this isn’t the hottest mom out there but I like the ladies that look like regular moms, especially for the “jack off on mom’s face” gifs. I don’t know why.
*why marry a complete stranger, when you can marry your own mom and have sex with her anytime you want without any worries*
“Dad always wondered why mom takes so long in the mornings”
“The real reason why mom is always getting home late from workâ€
There is a reason why moms prefer to ride their sons instead of getting penetrated in doggy or missionary position. Do you know what the reason is?Reblog and answer or follow to get this little secret of moms from all around the world.Follow @skimpymoms!
The real reason why girls play with dolls Read DONT ASK to reveal a secret only a few know about! Read THE TRUTH to understand Follow @skimpymoms
Why worrying about her age when you can do her without condom. Its that easy! Read DONT ASK to reveal a secret only a few know about! Read THE TRUTH to understand Follow @skimpymoms
She refused it at first but then he taught her why men are stronger than women. Read DONT ASK to reveal a secret only a few know about! Read THE TRUTH to understand Follow @skimpymoms
Why use lube when she is just a one night stand. Read DONT ASK to reveal a secret only a few know about! Read THE TRUTH to understand Follow @skimpymoms
Did your mom forget to make you a sandwich again - show her why you are the man in the house! Read DONT ASK to reveal a secret only a few know about! Read THE TRUTH to understand Follow @skimpymoms
Why are you looking at me that way mamma?
why is the store so empty!?!?! well, at least i can show off here.
strictmom4you: SON LOOSEN UP! HAVE A DRINK! MOM I HAVE TO DRIVE YOU BACK HOME AND WE LIVE 40 MILES AWAY! I’M NOT GETTING DRUNK!SON……….I BOOKED US A ROOM HERE FOR THE NIGHT. HAVE A DRINK, HAVE A LOT OF DRINKS! WHY MOM?YOU MAY NOT WANT TO REMEMBER
As you leave the house you see your tall black neighbor coming over again while your mom is tanning outside. That guy is such an asshole, always talking shit about your dad and making fun of you. You wonder why your mom is so nice to him all the time.
princessqueenofporn: hotinc: My father didn’t understand why mom and I would spend hours in the gym every day. I told him that mom really appreciated how I helped her stretching. Maybe I should try this to stretch my throat
weloveshortvideos: Good Cop Mom Cop
Why your wife is so popular with the neighborhood boys
Mom spanked you growing up. Your wife sees no reason why your mother shouldn’t continue to spank you now.
You don’t know why your mom lived her life so precautiously and conservatively. Even you, the biggest pussy ass faggot ever (or so your old high school bullies used to say as they kicked you in the stomach and spit on your hunched up wiry frame as you
Your dad and your brother had headed out on a weekend-long hunting trip. Your dad invited you along again like he did every other time. And every time you gave the same answer: “No, Dad. Sorry.”So why does he even bother to ask you at all then? You
My previous Worst Moms artwork made me go down a rabbit hole. AND WHY DID CINDER TURN OUT MOE IN THIS LAST PANEL. ZOOMED IN FOR GLORY.
rainbowhooded: I blame y8ay8a for making me spend hours on this trash ship with her. CinderxRaven (worst moms) PROMPT: Raven is self conscious of her scarred body and turns down Cinder many times until she forces her to face her. Keep reading WHY IS
nikoni: i dont understand why ppl say that nozomi is the mom friend when nico is clearly the mom friend if nico finds out that you’re sick she’ll call you that she’s coming over. before even you can say no and hang up the phone, nico is already
why stop at being bird mom when you can be UNIBIRD MOM with a star for a horn
yungkawaiiinigga: unclefather: buttewithoutthee: unclefather: my mom: sierra you’re in trouble me: why mom: there is cereal in the toilet Shit boy, niggas is wasting food for notes, shit is real out here, niggas is thirsty and mighty cut throat
asvpfentz: poeticdarkbeauty: beautiful-ambition: afrosinspace: Nicki is so precious. Somebody gets it! so intelligent like seriously which is why she put her clothes in K-Mart. People laugh about her putting in there but she did it for her fans.
thatothersupahsayainsonic2guy: l-a-v: Shorty #2: Sheep Mom Why are there so many short and sexy sheep? @supahsayainsonic2 -Twitter- | -FurAffinity- | -KoFi- GUD ;9
yowa-pedal: So, Sakamichi… Why did you give me ten of these?Because of you, I…Yeah.
silverdrarry: caseyanthonyofficial: Why do people never want to tell you their middle name like who gives a shit its not a nuclear launch code its your damn name reblog with your middle name in the tags
2kittensinacup: gglitchshit: me when my mom asks me to go buy groceries When ur sibling comes with you
Whenever I reminisce about my childhood I feel so bad for my mom. My siblings and I, though we always meant well, got into so much trouble constantly and my mom always had to reign us all in with no help from anybody. And I was totally unaware of how
zilleniose: When your mom takes your black bra, puts it on her head, then sings the Mickey Mouse song. bitch I am trying to draw gay interspecies boys porking leave me alone
whatever mom
bbcformyfamily: irontsar: rrraaazzz: Young teen stepdaughter finds out for herself why her mom left her white daddy for this black guy, she learns why mom is so noisy when she’s screaming and crying late at night in here bedroom, she learns the painful
mookie000: Tokyo Mom Akaashi
ahmbaar-ruhnay: murderweapon: fuckrashida: kontrollsysteme: boyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy This hurts my heart :( girl. This doesn’t surprise me. Yeah, it’s sad, but white parents-especially the mom (cuz woohoo gender roles)-don’t bother to learn how
johnnyawesome19: polomanpenn: johnnyawesome19: Not really sure why mom had this bear seat belted in the back seat of her car…… You know you put that teddy bear in your moms car trying to blame your mom. Lol Lol no I a Volvo guy not a Lincoln
mariella-angela: Mom: I don’t think you should sell it Me: why Mom: … cos (I think) I like it #okay
incestposts: Now I know why mom is louder at nights. My father does not have a cock. He has a monster between his legs. Ooops sorry mom, now it is between my legs.
fuckmymomhard: The police punishing my mom for making false alarm. I don’t know why mom does that. Maybe because she wants this to happen with her??
Why do all of my favorite people have to be graduating T-T
aletterofhope: Dear old self, You will be confused. You won’t understand why mom and dad refused call you ‘Junior’ when you were 5 years old. You won’t understand why mom and dad yelled at you to put a shirt on when you played outside with friends.
babydreamgirl: kunsthalles: istillbelieveinradishes: this is so cute this is so accurate, my mom is the “turn my mic up” one Stop thIs my whole family…..
rrraaazzz: Young teen stepdaughter finds out for herself why her mom left her white daddy for this black guy, she learns why mom is so noisy when she’s screaming and crying late at night in here bedroom, she learns the painful lesson for herself that
sometimes I don’t get why some of you reblog random posts of mine like “today on the couch my mom said she really likes celery” *reblog* why?? did this happen to you too? are you mocking my mother? what’s happenninnnng
carryonmyrenegade: It never occurred to me before that Dean hadn’t seen his Mom on the ceiling. His Dad probably told him how she’d been killed but the reality had been left to his imagination. Then suddenly he runs into Sam’s room and for the
thechanelmuse: Meet Cory Nieves. He’s a dapper, 10-year old CEO of Mr. Cory’s Cookies who started his own booming cookie business in an effort to help his mom buy a car after moving from NYC to New Jersey in 2009.
mom is watching this kdrama that is extremely upsetting and its making me sick
momscocksman: Now I realize why Mom got a home office. She liked being the house Mom…
skimpymoms: sway-g19: Dad always wondered why mom and I would want to go on trips so much, ill keep him guessing. Follow SkimpyMoms for sweet mom & son sex!
hhantu: franfrancatman: My dad and I made this fishtank for my mum for Christmas a few years ago with dollhouse furniture. I thought it was pretty rad i cant believe your mom is a fish
averageasshole: THINGS I NEED TO KNOW:-Where the fuck is Byron’s mom?-Why does Louis hate Sid so much?-WHEN IS SID’S ROUTE COMING OUT/////-Where are everybody’s nipples? -WHERE THE FUCK IS ANYBODY’S MOM?-DOES ANYBODY HAVE A GOOD FAMILY LIFE?-Why
We~ Are the Crystal Gems~I’m fiddling around with my style a bit, so I thought ‘Hey, why not draw these nerds?’
spritesplode reblogged this from you and added: yeah thats why john was like “uh no nvm lets not talk about you being daves mom” yeahh I mean when they do that it makes me feel like they should act like their parents when they’re actually
drawbauchery: disneyfan056: Okay but what if even Aqua wanted to get in on the action of teaching 8XA a lesson after realizing she’s a huge creep Ruthless My very quick contribution to @drawbauchery/ @shadowpiratemonkey7 ‘s Mom Zircon / Stalker
what i meant in that last post is that i asked my mom for the pokemon black and white game and she says i have too many games so i ain’t getting it sobs
my mom got into her korean dramas again,,,,,,,…. i don’t think we’ll be continuing the watching ahAH
