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Me on the phone: Yeah I’m going to be late to work today. Supervisor: Why? Me: There’s a cat gang bang happening on top of my car. Supervisor: (silence) Supervisor: Well can’t you break it up? Me: Who am I to break up a cat gang bang? They’ve
amaranthdesires:Fake it till you make itIs what life is all about. I really get why misogynistic folks call people like me a trap. I do. I hate it. I find it so hard to justify myself and what I believe in. Its nothing but a theater with a badly written
Me: Just going to write something cutely sexy for a friend’s birthday of her gf getting a little swole on SkypeAlso Me: Well that is nearly three thousand words of trans lesbians in an evolving d/s relationship getting off to one another’s transformations
☀️☀️ Weather has been amazing …so why not give amazing views to accompany it…..
Why is tv romance and sex look so amazing???
So..Im starting to get sick of my face and everything else about me. So I think its about time I try and do you know..healthy stuff. Whatever that is . That way I dont have the same old excuse of why I will never have a bf and such. Just like some of
Liking both the male leads in a love triangle and not being able to tell who the female lead will end up with makes me want to die
“How could you do this to me? When you know full well what she means to me. You know how much I care about her.”
Why am i listening to sad drama OSTs knowing this will only bring me pain
The second hand embarrassment im about to get from the next few minutes of this episode will kill me
Me: heck yeah! I’m gonna drink a whole beer and maybe have a hold tonight! Me, 40 mins later trying to ignore my already painfully full bladder while in the shower:……..frickkkkk I hope I can make it……….Me, 3 mins after
cywlyxn: me @ myself: why do you do this thing you know it makes you sadmyself @ me: ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
Me: Wow i feel good for once! I can’t wait to talk to my friends ^////^Mental illness: Uhh… No?Me, later: U done?Mental illness: yes :) dw :)Me: Ok time to talk to my fr-Physical illness: :)Me: OH FOR F-*coughs and dies*
musicfoundme: IF YOU WANNA BE MY LOVER YOU GOTTA tell me really explicitly because I can’t tell when people are actually flirting with me
holyshmidt: I really can’t picture anyone having a crush on me. I can’t picture someone thinking about me before they fall asleep. I can’t picture anyone getting butterflies because I said hi to them,or even just smiled at them. I can’t picture
conclusivelyelusive: powerrprincess: i go through periods of “i’m so fucking cool and awesome and hot. I would date me” followed by “i’m so fucking ugly why do people talk to me i’m such a loser” followed by “LIFE IS AWESOME
Why am I so nice? Why am I so good?
👏 why 👏 are 👏 men 👏 so 👏 damn 👏 attractive 👏 and 👏 why 👏 am 👏 i 👏 so 👏 gay 👏
23yo: me: steal my girl is the worst song of FOUR why is it the damn sing- *smg comes on the radio* me: sH E BE MY QU EE N
WHY DOES MY CROTCH ALWAYS SMELL SO GOOD DANG
nihilistic-bitch: me: “hey do you remember a few weeks ago when-”them: “don’t…you mean two days ago?” me: “hey do you remember yesterday when-”them: “that was last month why are you like this”
locktobre: ‘why are you sitting in the dark’ excuse you I’ve been sitting here all day and it got dark around me I did not choose this
sehuns-ass-cheeks: me: maybe i should talk to my mutuals brain: why would u do that??? ur annoying me: damn u right
longhighway: I AM REALLY UPSET BECAUSE NOBODY IS KISSING ME OR GOING OUT WITH ME OR CRUSHING ON ME EVERYONE ELSE HAS A PERSON WHERE IS MY PERSON WHY DONT I GET A FRICKIN PERSON
s-m0key: sexymachine: Must do I don’t know why this made me laugh so hard. lol
videogamenostalgia: Don’t Leave Me - by H0lyhandgrenade
kuramocha:*50 years from now*me: *sighs* me: *looks out the window at the starry night sky* me: why did they end aldnoah zero like that
50shadesofyodaddysdick:crush: why are you texting me its 3 in the morning?me:
kitkatkatee: thelegendofelectraheart: NO FUCK WHY …. it took me a couple seconds..
noiz-y-toaster: I don’t see enough of the little mini game around idk why it’s super cute u g h
why it gotta be a holiday. why can’t post offices be open.
as much as i reblog mch*nzo i still don’t understand why it’s such a popular ship…….. there’s literally no substance &yea they have interactions now but that’s about it??
akihitopls: Dear Dad, I turned 17 today. I know, I’m getting old. I wish you could have been there at the party. Uncle Roy showed up with Miss Hawkeye and they gave me earrings. He doesn’t look so sad when he comes over anymore. I know he misses
Send me a 🌹 if you'd date me and a 🍑 if you'd fuck me.
ebonyzerscrooge: browngirlblues: ebonyzerscrooge: Fuck it. Why would you do this to me? *starts playing Blow* This is just cruel
stereowire: there’s rest for the righteousbut us wicked can’t sleep still tryna get my sea legs back when it comes to holding a pen so i was like why don’t i finish this mildly upsetting sketch i found in my wip folder ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
sexualremarks: WHY DO PARENTS ALWAYS RUIN YOUR DAY AND THEN ACT LIKE THEY DIDNT RUIN YOUR DAY AND WONDER WHY YOURE IN A BAD MOOD
mygayisshowing: Things I didn’t understand as a child: why you’d make your bed every morning if you’re gonna sleep in it anyway taxes Things I don’t understand as an adult: why you’d make your bed every morning if you’re gonna sleep
mikemunroez: me playing a choice based game: LET ME BE GAY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
cutegirlonline: me, sitting in my bed, in pjs: *is anxious* me: wtf. why
Me: bruh I feel like garbage in the way that only looking at monsterd can help at allMe, searching “monster” on tumblr: okay I mean I don’t understand why you would tag your porn with “monster” but can you just like chill a bit?
why do you hold flowers when you sing? (Morrissey)
Why me ?! Why
Why do people like this even exist , we were “talking” like 8 hours ago
i have yet to understand why some people wear shoes in their homes
Ugh i actually miss you, really need want to talk to you rn ughhhh!! why dont you have tumblr or anything to see this ughhhhhhhh stupid you i hate you but i love you
phone just autocorrected much to McJob wtf is a McJob and why is it always capitalized
why am I such a high energy??????
My mom just called me a whipper snapper and said she has shoes and canned goods older than me….god damnit.
men in relationships always tryna @ me
when i was a kid i couldn’t figure out why everyone made such a big deal out of angelina jolie’s lips–i knew at eight that mine were better, fuller, smoother, nicer. i finally figured out why as an adult 👄
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Why your first love is bullshit, why “soul mates” are bullshit.
demolithion: kid: mum why is my sister called rose?me: your father loves roseskid: what about me?me: i’m busy now, voltron legendary defender
Isn’t the best picture of me. Dx but this dress looked so cute on me D: why couldn’t it of zipped up or they couldnt have the size I needed inside the store for me to try on Dx
masturbatewithacheesegrater: it’s literally painful watching other people use the internet like oh god why are you using internet explorer no you dont have to double click everything why are you typing google.com into the google search bar oh my fucking
why how could you drink your own urine my god
