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Why Kelly Madison doesn;t have her own Bravo reality show makes no sense to me at all.
Why am I suddenly getting so many fishy messages trying to get my email or click on some shit, fuckin leave me alone
why must you hurt me this way
why they are called fuck me heels 1-866-239-2972- Sadie
why dont you like talking to me?
shakingindigo: If you don’t then lieLie to me
Me on the phone: Yeah I’m going to be late to work today. Supervisor: Why? Me: There’s a cat gang bang happening on top of my car. Supervisor: (silence) Supervisor: Well can’t you break it up? Me: Who am I to break up a cat gang bang? They’ve
amaranthdesires:I don’t want to keep on breathing. I’m just a waste of oxygen. I don’t even understand why I try… I’ll never be good enough… I know I can’t and never will be able to compete with social, intelle
amaranthdesires:Fake it till you make itIs what life is all about. I really get why misogynistic folks call people like me a trap. I do. I hate it. I find it so hard to justify myself and what I believe in. Its nothing but a theater with a badly written
Me: Just going to write something cutely sexy for a friend’s birthday of her gf getting a little swole on SkypeAlso Me: Well that is nearly three thousand words of trans lesbians in an evolving d/s relationship getting off to one another’s transformations
Me: my notifications sure are blowing up today after these asks about Big Booty Energy.Also me: Why does the never happen with my stories? XPAlso, also me: I should do asks and keep up this engagement
me: i feel like all the friend i make i always treat/care about them 10X more than how they feel about me everyone: well yeah… me: why is that though?everyone: idk but yeah.
So..Im starting to get sick of my face and everything else about me. So I think its about time I try and do you know..healthy stuff. Whatever that is . That way I dont have the same old excuse of why I will never have a bf and such. Just like some of
“How could you do this to me? When you know full well what she means to me. You know how much I care about her.”
Me: heck yeah! I’m gonna drink a whole beer and maybe have a hold tonight! Me, 40 mins later trying to ignore my already painfully full bladder while in the shower:……..frickkkkk I hope I can make it……….Me, 3 mins after
cywlyxn: me @ myself: why do you do this thing you know it makes you sadmyself @ me: ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
musicfoundme: IF YOU WANNA BE MY LOVER YOU GOTTA tell me really explicitly because I can’t tell when people are actually flirting with me
holyshmidt: I really can’t picture anyone having a crush on me. I can’t picture someone thinking about me before they fall asleep. I can’t picture anyone getting butterflies because I said hi to them,or even just smiled at them. I can’t picture
conclusivelyelusive: powerrprincess: i go through periods of “i’m so fucking cool and awesome and hot. I would date me” followed by “i’m so fucking ugly why do people talk to me i’m such a loser” followed by “LIFE IS AWESOME
nihilistic-bitch: me: “hey do you remember a few weeks ago when-”them: “don’t…you mean two days ago?” me: “hey do you remember yesterday when-”them: “that was last month why are you like this”
sehuns-ass-cheeks: me: maybe i should talk to my mutuals brain: why would u do that??? ur annoying me: damn u right
50shadesofyodaddysdick:crush: why are you texting me its 3 in the morning?me:
Send me a 🌹 if you'd date me and a 🍑 if you'd fuck me.
baddiebey: Me: *Begs relentlessly for Chris Evans to place that peachy bostonian cock into my ever-ready dripping meat cave*Chris Evans: *Finally gives in*Me: Hell yeah daddy I can’t wait to take it!Chris Evans: *puts the tip in* Me:
oddly-romantic:anxiety: OK BUT WHAT IF -me: homie we went over this like 100 times yesterday and we totally resolved itanxiety: yeah but i’ve looked at it from a new angle and there’s like 20 more reasons why u should be worried about itme:me: …..go
oddly-romantic: anxiety: OK BUT WHAT IF -me: homie we went over this like 100 times yesterday and we totally resolved itanxiety: yeah but i’ve looked at it from a new angle and there’s like 20 more reasons why u should be worried about itme:me: …..go
cutegirlonline: me, sitting in my bed, in pjs: *is anxious* me: wtf. why
Me: I want rules! I want to be dommed! Also me when He tells me what to do to:
Why am I so horny lately?
I thought my outfit today was quite cute, so here is an awkward photo of me dancing trying to dance so you can see (it’s much better than the ones of me standing still, trust me). Anyway, i go to paris in FIVE DAYS and it’s easter tommorow,
Me: I would like *says desired monthly allowance* Him: I only want to give you *says amount half of what I want* Me: why don’t you agree with my offer? Him: because I don’t want you ditching me if you meet something better, so I don’t
strxwbooty: bruja-boo: Y'all: “I don’t like tres leches/mole/pan dulce/frijoles/nopales” Me: MORE FOR ME THEN, BITCH. MORE! 👏🏾 FOR! 👏🏾 ME! 👏🏾 💯
you’ve gotta be fucking kidding me I hate putting furniture together rAAAAAAAAGSHOGH I have no patience for this!! isn’t it simpler to just stack books rather than to put together a bookshelffff omggggg
Now please, kiss me. Or at least lie on top of me
Abort mission!!! While getting free food from my co-worker (that I’m now friends with) is nice, I’m not liking the clicking noises that he’s started making at me or his comments on my looks >:/
when i was a kid i couldn’t figure out why everyone made such a big deal out of angelina jolie’s lips–i knew at eight that mine were better, fuller, smoother, nicer. i finally figured out why as an adult 👄
ʷʰʸ ᵗʰᵉ fᵘͨᵏ ʸºᵘ ˡʸʸʸ'ⁿ, ʷʰʸ ʸºᵘ ᵃˡʷᵃʸˢ ˡʸʸʸ'ⁿ, ᵐᵐᵐᵐᵐᵐ ºʰ ᵐʸ ᵍºᵈ ˢᵗºp fᵘͨᵏ'ⁿ ˡʸʸʸ'ⁿ
Why. Tell me why you “need” out.Aww, for your poor, swollen balls?Fine. When we get home I’ll fuck your ass till you’re empty.Well, that’s on you. It’s what you get for begging for release.
Fake it till you make itIs what life is all about. I really get why misogynistic folks call people like me a trap. I do. I hate it. I find it so hard to justify myself and what I believe in. Its nothing but a theater with a badly written manuscript and
greatwhiteprivilege: him: what’s wrong babe me: nothing just wondering why you lied to me on october 16th at 1:18pm
Why didn't you stay and fight for me? Why didn't you try harder? You just left.
Why your first love is bullshit, why “soul mates” are bullshit.
demolithion: kid: mum why is my sister called rose?me: your father loves roseskid: what about me?me: i’m busy now, voltron legendary defender
Isn’t the best picture of me. Dx but this dress looked so cute on me D: why couldn’t it of zipped up or they couldnt have the size I needed inside the store for me to try on Dx
masturbatewithacheesegrater: it’s literally painful watching other people use the internet like oh god why are you using internet explorer no you dont have to double click everything why are you typing google.com into the google search bar oh my fucking
captoring: blastortoise: Why would you intentionally eat olives like what in the fuck? are you okay? is someone forcing you to do this? You need me to call the police let me know so we can help you there is a component in olives that some people taste
Why wont you just ask me stuff or snapchat me: miguelgaxiola
why how could you drink your own urine my god
rinacat:some asshole: “Why do you even like that character?”me: “Because they’re a great character.”asshole: “But they’ve done so many shitty and problematic things, you can’t just excuse-”me: “I said a GREAT CHARACTER not a GOOD PERSON
WHY GOD WHY!!! WE HAD A DEAL! THE OTHERS WILL GET OLD BUT NOT ME
THERE IS LITERALLY NOTHING THAT MAKES ME MORE AGGRESSIVELY SAD THAN PEOPLE WHO ALWAYS SAY THEY WANT TO HANG OUT BUT NEVER HIT ME UP
I am super bored why wont you add me on kik or on skype?? or you know talk to me here let’s have some fun ok?
