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Omg. We thought Miley Cyrus was bad. You know, forget “celebrity”. Bella Thorne just might legit be the wildest, dirtiest, sluttiest, skankiest, and most sexually crazed party girl around, PERIOD. And that’s why we love her!(I can’
chocolateandwhiskey: s-ilentcry: WHY im never gonna have a body or boobs or hips like this nd that makes me DIE INSIDE cries can i just be perfect or
fatjuicyass: AJ Applegate Why can’t i be blessed 2 have a woman like that beside me
wannabepreggo: I knew I shouldn’t seduce the new partner at daddy’s law firm. That’s why I let him find me “accidentally” taking a naked nap and decide what to do with me from there. I can’t be held responsible if all he wanted to do was
Ever died in a dream and then woken up? That just means an alternate you in a different timeline has died. Dreams about yourself are a glimpse into what's going on in alternate versions of yourself. This also would explain why sometimes a person can
crossdressgirls: masturbation4ever: http://masturbation4ever.tumblr.com/ Omg that cumshot was incredible Why can’t this be me rn?! D:
The only way i can get human interaction is if i let a man pound my ass then i have company till he cum once or twice… That is how being a trans is… Nobody fucking want spend any time with you besides sex…. 2016 is a failure for me
underplay: spicy-vagina-tacos:i love that stage of being tipsy where youre completely coherent and know exactly whats going on but you feel so loose and free at the same time and your typing skills blow but you can feel the blood flowing throughout your
drownedintofiction: “Why don’t I pretend to be your Dad and you can come out to me. Just ignore the fact that we just had sex.”
tayloracleswift: My kink is being a Texan and saying Happy Holidays to Christian white people and having them passive aggressively reply Merry Christmas to me, knowing that they will go home and write a lengthy Facebook dissertation about the war on
sodomymcscurvylegs: Gay porn blog commentary is so ugly and next level, and that’s why I can’t be bothered to read it. Every time I find some shit like: “I waited for daddy with my bussy gaping so he could fuck me after he fucked my mother!”
pasdecoeur:mlm-werewolf:I see no reason why I can’t be both the love interest and the antagonistlike that?
ispankmyturtle: why is it that everyone can be an asshole towards me and that’s perfectly fine but the minute i have had enough and act like an asshole its all of a sudden not okay
humbertsobek: Office au. that found out boss’ little secret and blackmail him with it thing seems to be a little bit tacky for me… why can’t they just… pork.
dickprintbandit: gregwuzhere: dickprintbandit: untoucha-beaux: dickprintbandit: untoucha-beaux: dickprintbandit: i hate when men wear boxers .. Lol . Why ? they ugly. wear boxer briefs. I ain’t know niggas preferred them over boxer briefs
reversecentaur: ah…. the answer was here all along…. be rich! come from wealth! why did i not think of this………. Nigga my parents don’t own shit. My grandmother died not owning shit. How the fuck can anybody follow that fuck ass advice?
boygeorgemichaelbluth: afro-dominicano: dudes be posting and cosigning shit like this and have the nerve to ask why they single lmao and they’re so basic. they still doing that “make me a sandwich” shit? of all the things you can ask for?
I have good days. But then there are moments, really bad moments, that just kill me. Why can’t I just be happy?
It honestly makes me so upset that I can’t go see Pearl Jam in October in Austin this year
hakameet: darksoulsmemesofficial: dethbrlnger: darksoulsmemesofficial: My life in dark souls Friend: Oh, come on, it can’t be all that hard. Me: …. you don’t even FUCKING KNOW! THE TEARS! That’s exactly how I feel. This is why i love to
shessofuckedinthehead: me: not sure if that’s art or porn Why can’t it be both?
x3livelovelaugh: why is it that everyone can be an asshole towards me and that’s perfectly fine but the minute i have had enough an act like an asshole its all of a sudden not okay This.
shitrichcollegekidssay: It’s so fucked up how people say that there shouldn’t be an increased minimum wage because “those people just flip burgers,” or “those people can’t spell.” Like, first of all fuck your generalizations and second
bonchat: Everyone on my dash is so beautiful rn I can’t deal
bae-jjong: bae-min replied to your post:love you noooottttYou’re cruel.If that makes me look less gay then I am as cruel as it can get You’re married to a man. WHY DO YOU WABT TO BE LESS GAY NOW?!
ispankmyturtle: why is it that everyone can be an asshole towards me and that’s perfectly fine but the minute i have had enough and act like an asshole it’s all of a sudden not okay
#mcm to @stitch_witchx 🚺(because why can’t women be that too). I may have maliciously dated your bfs/exes & you may written blogs about me on Tumblaaa but we’re better together than apart. 👭 #legsleeves #tophated #nj ~*Real Housewives
ispankmyturtle: why is it that everyone can be an asshole towards me and that’s perfectly fine but the minute i have had enough an act like an asshole its all of a sudden not okay
yancheol: “Luhan, why is it that an archangel can’t love a human?” “You’ve asked me this before… For the same reason a heavenly angel cannot love a human, we archangels are forbidden from loving any beings of the other realms. It may not
housewifeswag: ispankmyturtle: why is it that everyone can be an asshole towards me and that’s perfectly fine but the minute i have had enough and act like an asshole its all of a sudden not okay honestly.
ispankmyturtle: Why is it that everyone can be an asshole towards me and that’s perfectly fine but the minute I have had enough and act like an asshole its all of a sudden not okay
tfsplash: hypnoswriter: Martin, what are you doing to me? Why can’t I lower my arms?Hypnosis? Don’t be stupid, that doesn’t work and even when it does I learned in class that all hypnosis was self-hypnosis and you couldn’t make anyone do anything
societyfucksusup: I honestly understand why everyone has left me as I’m just the biggest mess ever, and they just find someone better than me and realise how shit I am :) I’m just a piece of sad shit that can never even be happy
theivorytowercrumbles: “A smaller, more honest soul. It’s true that a simple spark can ignite hope, breathe fire into the hearts of the weary. The ability to derive strength from hope is undoubtedly mankind’s greatest attribute. Which is why I
shout out to that one very rant-y bee anon in my inbox rn for reminding me why i keep anon off
I have been wondering this for quite sometime now & I’m begging* someone to please inform me so I don’t come off as ignorant. Why is it that African Americans can be proud of being black all over tumblr & in the same sentence put white
