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“Do you know why I turned you into a bimbo?” “‘cause my titties were too small before?” “No, dummy, that’s just a bonus. I figured out you were cheating on me, and that just can’t be. I had to make sure
THAT IS A SMALL DOG THIS PICTURE MAKES ME VERY UNCOMFORTABLE NOW YOU CAN BE UNCOMFORTABLE TOO
Can anyone explain to me why there is actual facial animation on the right?I don’t understand, even if it was prerendered. It should be possible to import that. I see videogames die before my very eyes here, again.will this be flagged as well?
babesargent: remember the white dress i wore all through that film? george came up to me the first day of filming, took one look at the dress and said: “you can’t wear a bra under that dress.”“ok, i’ll bite,” i said. “why?” and he said:
Why do you love me so much despite of what I did? How can you still be in love with me after you learned that just one week ago I let another boy take my cherry?.
WHAT THE! MORE AWESOME FANART! A;LGKJA THANK YOU, I LOVE THIS, ITS SO COOL THAT YOU WOULD DO THIS FOR ME >w< I KEEP GETTING FANART AND I DON’T KNOW WHY. I HARDLY POST, AND YET I KEEP GETTING FANART! YOU GUYS ARE MAKING ME FEEL BAD FOR NOT
This is why I love Homestuck so much. Regardless of all the crazy shit and all the feels we have to go through, we have updates like these. And I will always find it amazing that these updates hit me at a perfect time in my life where I can relate to
hypnoswriter: Martin, what are you doing to me? Why can’t I lower my arms?Hypnosis? Don’t be stupid, that doesn’t work and even when it does I learned in class that all hypnosis was self-hypnosis and you couldn’t make anyone do anything that
OH MY GOD! WHO ARE YOU?Shh. Be quiet. Close the door.What? Who are you? Why are you naked on my bed?That doesn’t concern you. Stay where you are and don’t come any closer.Huh? Why can’t I move anymore?Strip for me.Fuck you. I’m not going to -
tubebelovely: forbiddenloved09: thatonedude702: alltrashnotrailer: Don’t ♛ Follow Me ♛ I May Not See You. Just Walk Beside Me And ♂Be My Friend♂AllTrashNoTrailer.Tumblr.Com fuck. why can’t my cock be that big? Damn That’s Long
Why I like this: Oh gods! That part of my brain which cares nothing for all the rest of me and my dreams hopes and work; which wants to be nothing, mean nothing, have no responsibility. Just let me be a commodity.Why I didn’t share: I can’t actually
Why does he look so happy to see me? I can’t figure out how he can possibly still like me after all the things I said to him. What’s even stranger is that, at some point, I started being happy about that. I wonder what this is. I see… so this is
cutechubbyguys:tenncub4:I guess that anon is still bothering me. I’m far from skinny. I can’t grow a beard. Seriously, I don’t fit in any of your “categories.” Can I just be gay and healthy? Why can’t we just support each other. It’s hard
@staffI KNOW it contains sensitive media, it’s my own blog! Why won’t you let me view it so I can REMOVE the sensitive media???If you want us all to go away so you can shut down Tumblr and save Verizon money, why not just be honest about that? Alternative
sometimesiwishiwereabokononist: Can someone fill me in on why Bronies are so hated? Is them shitting on it just watching it and then am I at fault for watching Spirited Away? Or do you explicitly have to be a huge fan and in that case does the same apply
ispankmyturtle: why is it that everyone can be an asshole towards me and that’s perfectly fine but the minute i have had enough and act like an asshole its all of a sudden not okay
musicfoundme: IF YOU WANNA BE MY LOVER YOU GOTTA tell me really explicitly because I can’t tell when people are actually flirting with me
funneeb: In order to make a relationship last, you really have to flow with a person as they change. Give them space. My friend always told me about his grandfather who was with his wife for 60 years before she passed. His grandfather said that through
So you’re telling me that I can go on Grindr and be a hoe and I’m just fine. But I can talk to a nice guy and be nice back to him for a week or more and all of a sudden be blocked? WHEN I DIDN’T SAY ANYTHING WRONG? AND I DIDN’T
thatonedude702: alltrashnotrailer:Don’t ♛ Follow Me ♛ I May Not See You. Just Walk Beside Me And ♂Be My Friend♂AllTrashNoTrailer.Tumblr.Com fuck. why can’t my cock be that big?
the meaning behind my url: hired guns are my lady jam? weakness: can food be my weakness? food and complex characters covered in blood. why I love my best friend: ‘cause she’s my hobbit? last time I cried and why: yesterday, because one
yamhaylet: Anon: Modern au lams. Idc, just modern au lams. Maybe with trans alex, however you want to interpret that ? dont ask me why they own like 15+ pillows they just do EDIT: sleeping in binders can be very dangerous i only drew alex sleeping
thepromptperson: Prompt 38:“Clones, why clones? Why can you be normal for one day?”“I’ve tried that before, wasn’t fun. And if it means anything I didn’t actually mean for my clones to become evil and want to destroy me.”
graceybird: Often I see posts about people being excited that because the Gems can shapeshift it means they choose to look the way they do. And I thought so too and that it was totally cool. But I remember in an article where Rebecca talked about why
shameless-hijabi:crookedblizzardtimemachine:shameless-hijabi:Can I sit on your face? Come on lil bro, you know you want this! Why else would you be stealing both your sisters panties! Now show me that tongue like a good boy.. Nice, I’ll take that
gangster-souldies: pvttyc8kes: wtfimnikki: eatpussylivehappy: why cant this be my life?someone come and do this to me k thanks One of my favorite videos Can this be me or what like damn. Lol That first taste of pussy juice is like honey on the
69sup3rman69: Would that be a surprise if you reached in my pants and pulled that out? My dick loves attention that’s why I can’t keep my own hands off of it??? Any hot ladies wanna give a hand or 2? Like, reblog, follow me!!! Kik me for some
jettestblack: kingjaffejoffer: Bad ass kids made the teacher quit I really can’t fathom why anyone in their right mind wants to be a teacher at any level of the education system in this country. We did this to our Spanish teacher back when I was
“Your people voted for this?”If you look closely, you can see how infinitely more offended Lexa is that Clarke didn’t believe in Aden’s worth as her spiritual successor.
ispankmyturtle: why is it that everyone can be an asshole towards me and that’s perfectly fine but the minute i have had enough and act like an asshole its all of a sudden not okay People don’t like it when you point out they’re being
Y’know … being up for almost 24 hours after only about 3 hours of sleep the night before is for younger people than me. I need to sleep.Why can I not do something so simple?How can I so completely fail at everything that I now fail at basic
wetwareproblem: computerworm: What people who aren’t victims of parental abuse don’t realize is that we’ll talk about our abusive parent like “I fucking HATE MY MOM so much, she should be in prison, etc” then 5 seconds later be like “well
dirtyricky: itsdaddysboyhole: gaycumholic: Messy Ugh why can’t I be there licking that up? Ricky Follow me
magnetus: “why can’t you be more like that sweet fox girl from down the street?”>both of her moms are very disappointedConsider supporting me on >patreon<
dykeiel: Why Neil Gaiman is Terrible (with receipts) I’m mostly making this so I can link people who can’t be bothered to do their own research and constantly ask me what he’s done wrong to this post. That being said, this is effectively a more
basically-bri: I want someone. I want someone to think about me when they close their eyes at night and think of me when they wake in the morning. Someone who will play with my hair and hold my hand. Someone who appreciates my best, but can handle me
Why. Why me. I don’t know if I can take this much heartbreak in such a short period of time. What is so wrong with me that every guy I date ends up telling me that I deserve the best, I deserve happiness, yet they just can’t give it to me?
blindbandit5: madlyunderestimated: So that’s why I turned out like this… it all makes sense now. hyphen-hifin lovenotofthisworld guys this has to be it. This is why our generation does the things we do.
felkina: “… Why are you just standing there? If your going to catch me masturbating… The least you can do is be a man and help me to cum… Geez your such an idiot… An idiot with a big dick… Why don’t you put that thick thing to good use…”
demimond23: magnetus: “why can’t you be more like that sweet fox girl from down the street?” >both of her moms are very disappointed Consider supporting me on >patreon< lmaop.s. dat ass tho
Client: why can’t you meet this week? Me: I just began my menstrual cycle Client: yeah, that wouldn’t be ideal for me Me in my head: like it’s fucking ideal for me???? Poor you? You don’t have to go through this?! Poor you! So not ideal for you!
la-diablareina: Client: why can’t you meet this week? Me: I just began my menstrual cycle Client: yeah, that wouldn’t be ideal for me Me in my head: like it’s fucking ideal for me???? Poor you? You don’t have to go through this?! Poor you! So
why is it that everyone can be an asshole towards me and that’s perfectly fine but the minute i have had enough and act like an asshole its all of a sudden not okay
loenta: fatjuicyass: AJ Applegate Why can’t i be blessed 2 have a woman like that beside me
As Sabrina nursed her drink she looked at Mr. Crude, smiled slyly and then said, “Why don’t I just pretend to be drunk? That way, you can take advantage of me but I can still get involved and enjoy it even more!”
hypnoswriter:Martin, what are you doing to me? Why can’t I lower my arms?Hypnosis? Don’t be stupid, that doesn’t work and even when it does I learned in class that all hypnosis was self-hypnosis and you couldn’t make anyone do anything that they
yatoki: “Nezumi… why won’t you come home? Why aren’t you beside me? I just want to look into your eyes and see that I am me, that I can continue to be who I am. They are my only anchor. Nezumi, I want to see you."
you’ve got me all kinds of fucked up. from when I wake up, to when I go to sleep. I just want to know what I did wrong. what I did to you that was so horrible to you. why can’t I be her. why am I not her. why am I not good enough. why
dickgripper: i hate people that are always sad and want to stay sad if you shut down my attempts to make u smile youre ruining my mood and i cant have ur negativity around me and thats why i cut you off you can be sad by all means do what u gotta/wanna
confessionsabouted: 28964) I can’t stand when people are mean online. I lack energy so much that agruments on social media make me want to cry. Why can’t y'all just be nice?
hauntedwound:why are my girl mutuals not flirting with me am i not being strange and fucked up enough because i can fix that or you can fix me if you want
Love yourself. You come first. Fuck everybody else. Love yourself. You are the greatest, and that’s why you’re able to be the best you can be every day, and wake up to do the greatest, create great things. Conceit is not self love, my friend, but
spritesplode reblogged this from you and added: yeah thats why john was like “uh no nvm lets not talk about you being daves mom” yeahh I mean when they do that it makes me feel like they should act like their parents when they’re actually
Why is it that everyone can be an asshole towards me and that’s perfectly fine but the minute i have had enough and act like an asshole its all of a sudden not okay.
monkeysaysficus: homogamer: monkeysaysficus: link6echo: monkeysaysficus: colognecerrone: lisathevampireslayer: Joss Whedon’s Personal Top 10 Episodes of Buffy (x) The Body made me realize that tv shows can be traumatic. We do not discuss that
her-minds-a-mess: People ask me how I can be so naive, but that’s not it. I’ve seen beautiful parts of awful people, and awful parts of beautiful people. That is why I can never judge another person, that is why I hurt so much.
64373.) I love you, but sometimes I feel that you don't love me. That's when I get doubtful of us :( and when that happens...I just think we need to be done. And sometimes our conversations are stupid. Why can't we have deep and meaningful talks? I love
