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arachnephobe: Why can’t that be me
dirtydisneyconfessions: I know this sounds stupid but my thirst for Honest John is beyond me. Why can’t cartoons be real? I’d let that fox take advantage of me any time!
askglitchyrobot: neasura: thank you for the first follow i had to draw you’re character i couldn’t resist the call of the glitchy! Oh, right. That’s an old alias of mine. I don’t remember my “official" name. You can call me what you
lovemypussy1: xhamsters: Just Porn, No Bullshit! Follow xhamsters for more! OMG I am sooo jealous!!! Why can’t that be me!!! Hahahahaha…mmmmm
365daysofsexy: asianmusclefetish: Original post: http://asianmusclefetish.tumblr.com Geez, why can’t there be any dentists that look like him near me?
unexotic: OMG THIS IS SO CUTE THEY ARE SO COOL WHY CAN’T I BE THEM DSJAKDHSJA I’M GONNA CRY CAUSE THAT’S HOW CUTE THIS IS JUSTIN LOOKS ADORABLE HE NEEDS TO MARRY ME AND CARLOS FROM BIG TIME RUSH IS SO CUTE HERE OMG I WISH I WAS THERE CAN I BE THEM
allthingssexi: Omg why can’t that be me?
retail-hell: “Let Me Speak to the Manager” Mom Names Debra Shannon Karen Michelle Kelly Lisa Catherine Jillian Susan Dianne Someone: Why don’t you like being called by your birth name?Me:
the-lown: why do people look like their art styles so muchlikethey don’t look exactly like itbut you can look at a person then at their art then back at the person and be like “yes, this is definitely the person who drew this”
grimauxilialice: teletubbiesmpreg: people who get their favourite troll as their patron Oh Kanaya why can’t I be you you AREN’T Kanaya? thats news to me!
jardoism: brooklynn1911: ftmdicklover: uclajacker: The those big balls slapping and that the guy doesn’t pull out. Just nuts right in him. Why can’t he be in me right now
Goddammit MarvelSo help me god…But seriously Alonso, why you hate the mutants so much… I know that Disney can’t make money of them but geez… Take it down a notch will ya…
Whenever I see a clean, organized house I want to cry. Why can’t where I live look like that? Why can’t it be clean and organized? I can’t even begin to describe what it’s like to go into someone else’s home and not have
misfitreindeer: can we introduce a headcanon of Rose Quartz as a trans woman as there’s no reason why she couldn’t be yes, I understand that gems in general are nonbinary and don’t have a concept of gender, but there’s no reason that Rose couldn’t
Why can’t I be a functional adult? I feel so worthless, I dunno if I’ll ever amount to anything and that terrifies me. I think I will go to bed now. I shouldn’t be airing out my self loathing on here anyway.
drinking-tea-at-midnight: spookylemon: busket: problackgirl: *bully pushes you* *you push bully back* bully: wtf you piece of shit, that’s reverse bullying everyone around you: yeah you cant fight hate with hate why can’t we all just be nice
caffeccino: “Don’t be a fool. All I want is to save you. Why can’t you trust me?” “Why can’t I trust you?… I’m not sure. I just know somehow… that you’re a liar.” This was a super fun exercise! I realized that my cintiq seriously
I’m writing an essay on why abortion should be legal and literally all I can think while going through the pro-life sites is “are these real reasons?” One literally just says that the woman can’t make the choice to kill the fetus.
slewdbtumblng: droiiid: Characters belong to @slewdbtumblng Oh dear! They can blow with all that buckteeth :3 why cant that be me with my love T ^T
sissyboricua4: sissyboimt: lugdrive: guysandpits: dpaul1996: itsdaddysboyhole: gaycumholic: Messy Ugh why can’t I be there licking that up? Fuck me like this Breeding the boy I want too breed that sissy cunt!! That’s hot! My pussy is
pikaballoons: princeofkokoros: why can’t people just leave me alone seriously is it that hard to just do something normal like blog about your fandoms or whatever i will as soon as you stop being an insufferable piece of shit hth
I think the reason why I hate my job a lot of the time is the fact that I get misgendered/grouped with women and I just want to say “Plz don’t group me with these cis people I’m not cis oh welp you’re gonna do it anyway.”
lithrotanaka: “lmao at high schoolers complaining about finals” y'all know kids can get stressed too right?? why do you look down on teenagers when you were there not long ago?? stfu
How come when you fish up a fish pokemon and try to flee it can say “you couldn’t get away”? Why can’t I get away? What’s stopping me? All I need to do is walk away from the water. It’s not like it can come after me,
xxgaymattyxx:Why can’t that be me?💕
be-risque replied to your post:LOL oh my god. You crack me up. Your response to my ask! I died. “*nods* definitely pi”. I’m still rolling. XD well yay! loltoo much sugar…or caffeine. or both. this is why i can’t have shit like that;
tfw your life revolves around wanting things you can’t afford.
i really want to read killing stalking because it hits almost all my fav problematic™ shit but i can’t bring myself to :((
pcklesthings: gardenoffish: pcklesthings: gardenoffish: Do I date tall people???? Just so they can always see me from my best angle?????? Or is that just a bonus for them????? idk. how tall are you? cause that’ll tell you why you date tall people
damn why can’t that be me?
onyxslaughterhaus: imsoshive: tittytaytay: imsoshive: Erykah Badu: Girls should wear longer skirts in school cause men can’t help being attracted to women of child bearing age Me: erykah nooooo :(((((( she tweetin that shit as we speak NOOOOOOOOO
corbinnobleu: chawriee: a-bronze-god: “Damn man you’re always in the gym! Why you always working out”Me: 😩 can I be her? No but fr^^^^
meliapond: blainetabulous: If you can’t handle me randomly blurting out song lyrics that relate to what you just said, we can’t be friends why can’t we be friends why can’t we be frieeeendds
nowtrythis: D: So breaking my sort of rule about only posting guys in bondage - but only to say why can’t this be me! I mean I’d need some nipple clamps added and to be stretch out and restrained a bit tighter than that and ideally the anal plug
thnksfrthbttfck: WHY CAN’T I HAVE THE METABOLISM OF A TEENAGE BOY THAT EATS ¾ OF HIS KITCHEN EVERY DAY AND STILL MANAGES TO BE LIKE 99 POUNDS OF LANKY WEIRDNESS
mascaradu: kisscuddlencock: Why can’t that be me being fucked!! SÃO PAULO - BRASIL
shirleyhamm2323: shirleyhamm2323: sissycrossdresser: Mistress Sidonia and Mistress T fucking their sissy bitch! Why can’t that be me? I would love to be fucked like that
justinfriday: darioenwashere: why can’t this be me. that’s so me going to a meet or show
thatonedot: hahaha when i was little i had a crush on Jessica Rabbit.
bredgirls: hucowmisha: Why can’t this be me? The only thing in your way is you. I’m sure that should you overcome any apprehension and reach out you will find many opportunities.
stinson-rocks: dickspeightjr: teffysayshi: dickspeightjr: this is the left half of a gay man because gays do not have rights ummm excuse me that’s actually his right half ur excused what this posts actually means is that gays do have rights
Everything is coming back. All the phrases. All the terrible, terrible things that have been said to me. They’re all circling my mind right now and I just know it’s going to be a bad night.
gingeyy: IM GOING HOME TODAY FOR THE WEEKEND!! I’m so pleased As you can tell :3 Was kinda stalking my own photos and decided that I’m fucking adorable and anyone would be lucky to have me and I don’t know WHY I can’t get relationships
johnnyvmuscle: Why can’t this be ME sucking this AMAZING cock? FUCK! How do I get my opportunity with the one and only Pierre Fitch? I need that dick inside of me one way or another!
slimetony: suburbanwildernessdeity: oh my god tumblr i don’t CARE that 447 people commented on slimetony’s post. i really don’t. how can i explain to you that i don’t want this in my notifications Why can’t you be happy for me
eyp-poiesis: underthesamestar: I can imagine everyone from NO.6 fandom, who is not on Tumblr right now, to log in later and be like OMFG YES THAT’S ME RIGHT NOW WHAT THE FUCK HAPPENED SIDE STORY WHAT WHEN HOW PLEASE SOMEONE JUST… S.O.S.
Why can't I be dreaming? I've got to be asleep, Just tell me that I'm sleeping, I pray I'm not awake.
joeyvermeil: dontblinkdontlookaway: That moment of recognition. I’ve been on this train. And in the next moment - why can’t I be on this train now? In like four months’ time you and me and Jon and maybe even Lulu will all be on that train TOGETHER.
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Today has been one of the shittiest days of my life. Everything that happened just makes me miss her even more. It’s just so hard to deal with. Why can’t things be how the used to be when everything was happy and sweet? Why’d things
irweed: i just want to be one of those girls that look good in anything and can wear their hair up in a pony tail and still look decent and look good without wearing make up why cant that be me sigh
blaidddrewg: So everyone who reblogs Grumpy Cat knows that the owners have embraced ‘Tard’ as his name, right? Like yes the cat’s face is amusing but I’m really fucking disgusted at how much goddamned publicity people are giving that cat’s
Abort mission!!! While getting free food from my co-worker (that I’m now friends with) is nice, I’m not liking the clicking noises that he’s started making at me or his comments on my looks >:/
and-id-marry-larry: meliapond: blainetabulous: If you can’t handle me randomly blurting out song lyrics that relate to what you just said, we can’t be friends why can’t we be friends why can’t we be frieeeendds we can definitely be friends
psychedelic-hatred: why can’t that be me? whore..
