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Why sex in the woods can be so much fun. Making the whore walk back to the car dripping in my cum for all to see
Why can’t i just stay pretties!!!I know it! You’d love being dolled up 24/7!!
Why can’t I just shower IN coffee? That’s gotta be good for you, right? It certainly would be efficient… Maybe someday when I’m rich… A girl can dream. #selfiestories
You can fuck me; you can fuck my married pussy and do to me whatever you want; I need a big cock and being fucked really hard, but my husband has to watch, he has to see how a real man fucks a woman, why I need to be fucked by other men.
I know someday you’ll have a beautiful life,I know you’ll be a star in somebody else’s sky,But why, why, why can’t it be, can’t it be mine? Inspired by the Pearl Jam song, “Black,” from their debut album, “Ten.”
shylittlebaby: shylittlebaby: shylittlebaby: Right I’m about to tackle the messenger but I’m drunk. If my response is non existent, angry or grumpy now you know why. Don’t send stupid shit and I’ll be pleasant. Honestly I love receiving messages
:You’ll never believe it…I’ve done it again 😓 stuffed myself silly on lunch. All I want to do is swell and swell and stuff and stuff until I’m ready to pop. Why can’t I just be a walking balloon all the time. My belly
Why can’t you be my girl?
Why would you fuck a girl’s pussy when you can fuck her ass? ;) - D
Why Mother Nature? WHY? Why can’t you just shoot me a text and be like: “Hey girl, you ain’t pregnant. See you next month.”
why is everyone in the hunter hunter world so eager to die. youre talking to a giant lion man. what else could he possibly be. you have men who can control entire packs of dogs. you have men with enchanted swords. you have men capable of leaping from
I think the reason why I hate my job a lot of the time is the fact that I get misgendered/grouped with women and I just want to say “Plz don’t group me with these cis people I’m not cis oh welp you’re gonna do it anyway.”
thekrug: When you go to Richies house
noemail: stereobone: homovikings: i am so tired of obama and romney why can’t thor be president ohmygod could you imagine tho “mr. president, what are your thoughts on gay marriage?” “I HOPE ALL MORTALS HAVE A GAY AND JOVIAL MARRIAGE”
Why can't everyone understand and accept that all people are different? Being different doesn't make you better or worse, wait for it, wait for it...it makes you human.
thelovelybones124: thesnobbyartsyblog: Show this to your girl next time you ask for a triple threat match. Omg 😩 why can’t this be me rn. This is all I want
stupidswampwitch: masooood: safeidgul: Why can’t there be a male hooter’s equivalent where male servers are shirtless and highly sexualized for their bodies and looks Male Strip clubs. You’re thinking of male strip clubs. No. Not a male strip
weavemama:can u imagine being one of the best humanitarians out there just to have headlines talk about your pregnancy instead of the work you put in with trying to help genocide/rape victims…..
lifefibersync: “Promoted to Brigadier General just for dying in the line of duty…You were supposed to be helping me work my way up through the ranks.You got it all backwards, you damn crazy fool.”
so-not-the-norm: bussykween: siashells: Quick rundown of Rihanna’s dragging of Azealia Banks today (January 29, 2017) How could you be so hood, but you so fucking pop? Azealia stay taking L’s on the internet
miau-mixed: Why can’t i be beautiful… you’re beautiful …
pocari: i. happiness. ii. lotus flower. iii. “the end justifies the means.” iv. “someday, you will miss today.”
suitedten: symbolikbunny: “Is this supposed to be the S16 elite for Warlocks or Druids?” “Yes.” Blizz, the fuck are you doin’? … I’m tired of looking like my armor was the subject of a fruit candy bukake fest
Why can’t you be here or me over there? I don’t even wanna fuck, just hold me while we sleep.
Why do I always have to feel like I made a mistake. Why can’t I just be over you already???
The things that run through my mind at night, this is why I can’t really sleep to busy thinking about you and about her I want to let you go but it’s hard when I think about you everyday which is weird because you have moved on you made it
Why do all of my favorite people have to be graduating T-T
buttspectre: why would you want to be an offensive stereotype for Halloween when u can be this
paramore: Paramore will be performing on the beach at the Hangout Music Festival in Gulf Shores, Alabama! Tickets officially go on sale tomorrow, but we’re having a special pre-sale until 11:59 pm PST tonight where you can get tickets at a specially
holley4734: Childhood: Why can’t I be a Mermaid? Sure, you turned out pretty good, but is there anything youwish had been different about your…View Post
publicenemy333: I Don’t think enough people have done this, but can we take a moment to appreciate this expression of Pearl’s? This screen happens right after she makes her “Lion Around” joke that Peridot pretends to laugh at. I mean LOOK AT
why can't niggas just tell it like it is ... if you have a girlfriend, SAY THAT ... If you talking to several different females , SAY THAT ... if you want to be single , SAY THAT ... If all you want to do is eat da cat , SAY THAT !!!
thats-not-very-punk-of-you: why can’t I be both?
littlebusty: Why can’t this be a full time job? Have the entire day off and just work from like 10pm-4am having you guys (or girls) drool over me and blow a load or two before heading back home after a fun filled night.
derekhasanego: Why can’t I be a Digimon trainer? Haha have you checked your internet history?
nakedfitguy: letmetakeadicpic: jboys20: Umm damn 😍 Follow Me:JBOYS 2.0 💕 Nothing better than a guy showing off what he’s got! If you’d like to add your own submit or send them to letmetakeadicpic@gmail.com Why can’t I be this amazingly
unvollendbar: why can’t i be the sunset you admire? //041215 💦
you’ve got me all kinds of fucked up. from when I wake up, to when I go to sleep. I just want to know what I did wrong. what I did to you that was so horrible to you. why can’t I be her. why am I not her. why am I not good enough. why
girlstasteofporn: Why can’t it be already July 3rd…. so need a break…. but as it is still 9 more days all the break I get is a sexy break I create for myself….so enjoy what I enjoy during my sexy break!!!!ℒℴѵℯ EPWask here or tell you would
thespookshaveamidnightjamboree: I don’t know about you guys, but I miss Halloween already. Why can’t it be more than once a year? :( *cries*
you’ve gotta be fucking kidding me I hate putting furniture together rAAAAAAAAGSHOGH I have no patience for this!! isn’t it simpler to just stack books rather than to put together a bookshelffff omggggg
thepathofabeliever: You can be Muslim and have a mental disorder. You can be Muslim and have depression. You can be Muslim and see a therapist. Muslims are not exempt from any of the above. It’s important to let go of pride, and seek help when necessary.
You know you’re out of shape and have bad knee problems when you can hear them crack and can feel the tendons moving strangely after barely exercising after a few days…
Why watch American Sniper when you can smoke weed and not be racist
babybutta: tanaebrianab: 30thchamber: nocanonhere: number1dreamgirl: WHAT!!!!! This sounds like one of those late night bumps that would come on adult swim back in the day This isn’t some shit anybody can just do, this is talent you gotta be
being borderline is so exhausting that is why i am always tired and it’s worse when you KNOW you’re borderline because then it’s like HEY LEMME ANALYZE THE FUCK OUT OF MY BEHAVIOR AM I AN AWFUL MANIPULATIVE SHREW??? but haha i can’t stop doing
Why can’t something in my life just work? Why? You keep on saying it will get better when it’s only getting worse :/ how can that be good.
Why can't ones perfect dream partner really exist and be with them? You don't find someone who exceeds your fantasy, you settle ._. That's the sad truth, ifnot you wouldn't dream again.
poo-cho: bedhead82: I hate being lonely. Why can’t I find a boyfriend? :( So cute
You got a sick "hey", brah!?
luka, dear, i love u and stuff but u are just too hard to drAW
eowyn-daughterofkings: stupidswampwitch: masooood: safeidgul: Why can’t there be a male hooter’s equivalent where male servers are shirtless and highly sexualized for their bodies and looks Male Strip clubs. You’re thinking of male strip clubs.
saola: wild-l-o-v-e: why can’t i be that skinnyyy dedicate yourself and you will.
OMG I’M DYING NOI started watching a video I filmed like a month or two ago but forgot about it and it was all sexy and I thought yano damn gurl you go but then I skipped it to the middle and I’m just sitting there tryna be a gangster flippin my hands
