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bryantsupreme: tarynel: Ok so niggas tell me why can’t you cum from head? Short answer, its basically because they masturbate to much. If they didnt jack their dick so much, they’ll be easier stimulated
factsinallcaps: doomy: factsinallcaps: thankyouforyourcooperation: factsinallcaps: CATS HAVE LIMITED OBJECT PERMANENCE AND DON’T ALWAYS UNDERSTAND THAT TWO DIFFERENT DOORS CAN LEAD TO THE SAME ROOM #SO IS THIS WHY MY CATS ASK TO BE LET IN BECAUSE
thewelldocumentedslut: Thursday, why can’t you be more like Friday?
eofelis: eofelis: “but why are french people so rude!!“ you ask well it’s because our national symbol is a cock so we can’t help being dicks this is my post with the most notes and it’s a dick joke
sandyc4fun: I came 17 times and my pussy is dripping wet. Can’t wear any panties because they’ll be soaked. Why don’t one of you fuckers lick me clean? Don’t forget to clean my ass too. 👅
-everdeen: in case you forgot why he’s the 4d prince
owlerart:you may have seen the icon on the left around tumblr and thought the person behind it @iahfy was an upstanding citizen, but please don’t be fooled! by utilizing the latest in highly scientific gay technology™ we can successfully dezoomify
misscherry: meowlingquimm: butts-disease: johnisdollywood: I’m gonna throw my computer in the trash. god fucking dammit this is the gratest comic on the internet. you can all go home this is so stupid why am I laughing
gold-kushkloudz: This is why I don’t smoke ; you’re own thoughts can be your downfall lol
stupidsmartkids: Art by karioks via: http://karioks.deviantart.com/ *sigh* Oh Velma, why can’t you be real?
taint3ed: fxreigngxld: goldbanggunna: nzurianne: How bored can one person be .. Will my hands get any bigger .. Why you so fine? lawd Bae
I want to be a stay at home dad.
attractiverock:malus-syl-vestris:rh-of-the-andromeda-galaxy-again:womaninterrupted:View on TwitterThis is too accurate.hey, it’s covid gothic!You can’t be too careful. Covid is very dangerous and cases are spiking, which is why we’ve cut
theplayfulsadist: sulleymonster: dazzlemeshey: I️ walk a fine line between wanting to be respected and wanting to fucked into oblivion. #justsaying Why can’t you have both? Yeah. Come on people.Dream Big
torture-her-tits: This gif has really been making the rounds lately. I can see why. Tits are meat for you to abuse and destroy. Make sure she knows that her udders exist only to be in pain, make her shameful and resentful, knowing that her breasts exist
phantomdoodler: there’s this cute kid at the airport that complimented my drawings and we talked about pokemon GOD DAMMIT WHY CAN’T YOU BE LIKE SIX YEARS OLDER
vvangogh: i”M CRYING IT’S LIKE THEY’RE SEGREGATED BY HAIRSTYLE “guys why can’t i just walk on that side of the stairs” “you will never be one of us harry”
chordmaslow: vvangogh: i”M CRYING IT’S LIKE THEY’RE SEGREGATED BY HAIRSTYLE “guys why can’t i just walk on that side of the stairs” “you will never be one of us harry” how about now guys guys how bout now guys pls
black-boho-bitch: Laverne Cox, Thank you for being flawless Ugh, why can’t I look like her?
hoewhat: queennubian: knickied: freak357: allkindsofass21: Would u fuck? Yep Why do people always have to post comments in the vein of “would you fuck?” On someone’s pic? Can she just BE beautiful and not overly played to sexual appetite.
kushmiri: tumblr poetry be like, gmail marked you as unimportant in my inbox why can’t i
weedandpatchouli: I slipped on my driveway the minute I stepped out my hose I’m in so much pain I can barely talk. My ass literally bounced like idk of I should be happy about that or…? This is why I hate winter. Hope you’re okay 😔
magnetus: “why can’t you be more like that sweet fox girl from down the street?”>both of her moms are very disappointedConsider supporting me on >patreon<
btwin2men74: goddy654: Hunks & Hotties on goddy654.tumblr.com Omg, why can’t you be my daddy?? Please!
the-exercist: fitblrholics: x What makes you think that this person is just starting? Why can’t a larger body be seen as inspirational without implying that they’re a beginner, just starting out, or are trying to change themselves?
naamahdarling: misandry-mermaid: the-exercist: condignlife: the-exercist: fitblrholics: x What makes you think that this person is just starting? Why can’t a larger body be seen as inspirational without implying that they’re a beginner,
webkinz38824: adorable-lil-shit: raavi-oli: attackinlucapri: jupiteristic: laughi-sapphi: xx-nekocutieo3o-xx: vocaloid-prima: the-cringe-channel: 11 year olds on Instagram Main reason why I can’t fucking stand the Undertale fandom. ummmm excuse
syphilyssa: i really like it when boys look nice in suits like wow a+ you can wear that to my bedroom
bonchat: Everyone on my dash is so beautiful rn I can’t deal
thisonelastbullet: Ever get to that point? When it all just becomes too much? You sit down one day and just think “what the fuck am i doing?” “how did i get like this?” “why can’t i just be happy?” Everything spins out of control. All the
bustyamy: I can’t believe that you convinced me to do this bet. And that your prize be a blowjob. But I guess that’s why I still picture your cock in my mouth most nights.
vice-of-virtue: doctormemelordmd: fangirling-so-hard-rn: nowyoukno: Now You Know (Source) Crows are scaryThey use tools Can be taught to speak (like parrots) Have huge brains for birds like seriously their brain-to-body size ratio is equal to that
tonysopranobignaturals:tonysopranobignaturals:bill gates stop lying about global poverty you little bitch. why can’t we go back to hating him for being a monopolist before he had good PR bring back this energy
tittytattoo: why text ONE heart when you can text THREE and still have them be big! thats my motto
ironyofchokingonjacksdick: Why can’t you just be happy for me?
My dumbass logic; why cry and actually face your problems when you can just masturbate
ycungbloods: Why can’t we all get along or at least not be cunts to each other 24/7. I know it’s hard and I know there are people we don’t like but forREAL YOU BITCHES SRSLY FIGHT AND COMPLAIN OVER THE DUMBEST SHIT WHO CARES IF THEIR THEME SUCKS
aro-to-the-knee: Why can’t casual sex be more of a thing? Blow your mates dick! Sleep with your BFF. It’s so much safer than random hookups and without the hassle of a romantic relationship? If you trust someone, and want to blow off steam, the idea
black–venus: weavemama: can u imagine being one of the best humanitarians out there just to have headlines talk about your pregnancy instead of the work you put in with trying to help genocide/rape victims….. why no one trusts american journalism
love: “Why can’t you just be normal?”
avril-obsession: See I figure a perk of the presidency must being able to fuck some famous ladies, even if you’re a gross ogre of a man like Trump. I mean, Kennedy had Marilyn Monroe, why can’t Trump have Taylor? Wait…don’t answer that. Well
Imagine Tsukki being one of your Korean oppa. Can’t? Me neither wwwwwww
#mcm to @stitch_witchx 🚺(because why can’t women be that too). I may have maliciously dated your bfs/exes & you may written blogs about me on Tumblaaa but we’re better together than apart. 👭 #legsleeves #tophated #nj ~*Real Housewives
taur: Some people just look like cats and you can’t pet those peopleand that’s why those people must be killed.
demimond23: magnetus: “why can’t you be more like that sweet fox girl from down the street?” >both of her moms are very disappointed Consider supporting me on >patreon< lmaop.s. dat ass tho
*Gives you a 10 minutes presentation on why we can’t be together by using a cardboard tri-fold*
When they make your job easier by giving you their LinkedIn Why can’t all men be like this? Thy all obviously know what we want, I just don’t match with a 59 year old man because his wrinkles and flab gets me off.
tenaflyviper: tenaflyviper: Why is “Don’t be an asshole” so difficult to understand? Simplest thing in the world, yet you’d think it was goddamn quantum mechanics the way so many people can’t seem to wrap their brain around it. “Don’t
titytwochainz: kushmiri: tumblr poetry be like, gmail marked you as unimportant in my inbox why can’t i u forgot to talk about the taste of cigarettes but u on the right track
yourreasontoremember: givemeeverythingornothing: w3as3ly: nickistheway: why can’t you be straight! unf because boobs Oh god God did the world a huge solid when he made her.
linchronan-deactivated20140915: Why can’t you be like a normal teenage girl and dream about hot naked guys on unicorns?
oniongirl: “I’m really excited about showing girls, and even men, what it can mean to be a woman in her 30s. Why is it that we’re disposing of people once they pass that mark? It’s suddenly, ‘You’re an old woman.’ I’m not fucking
reattachment: If you want to hang out tell me like a week beforehand so I can plan out the reasons why I won’t be able to go
