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drew more chibi things for fanime and now i feel kawaiidesu gross these won’t be charms, probably just buttons why is drawing chibis harder than drawing normal proportioned people, i can never tell if these things look really weird or not
sandyc4fun:I came 17 times and my pussy is dripping wet. Can’t wear any panties because they’ll be soaked. Why don’t one of you fuckers lick me clean? Don’t forget to clean my ass too.
boobjobaddict:“Come sit on my face and fuck my implants till you dump your balls down my top! Why else would I be waiting here?” Tear off that top & we can have some fun
weekend2011film: “Why can’t you understand that some people just want to be happy?”
impulsiveteens: alexiabs: les-miserable: lonlita: satinet: omg can i be you Why omg i’m getting so obsessed with her…how the fuck did she loose weight so fast? WTF HOW IS SHE SO HOT ARGHHH <3
Ever died in a dream and then woken up? That just means an alternate you in a different timeline has died. Dreams about yourself are a glimpse into what's going on in alternate versions of yourself. This also would explain why sometimes a person can
The only way i can get human interaction is if i let a man pound my ass then i have company till he cum once or twice… That is how being a trans is… Nobody fucking want spend any time with you besides sex…. 2016 is a failure for me
Batman & Robin team up with the Kent Family in Patrick Gleason’s Superman #20! OUT THIS WEEK!Also, Jon almost spoils the ending of the first arc of Super Sons. Bad Jon! Bad! Why can’t you be a professional like Krypto?!
Geez Jasper, why can’t you be more like Lapis.(Submitted by haisbae)
bimboprincessowner2: Why concern yourself with being taken seriously when you can make yourself into an object of delight and entertainment?
stripedpants: why can’t you be more like your sister is this a homestuck post or not? it’s really ambiguous
slides in 5 hours late Kinktober Day 2: Dirty Talk (and also public because why not)! And in case you missed Day 1 ~EDIT: Both versions (and Day 1) can be downloaded here! Speedpaints coming for patrons soon
leg so hot hot hot leg leg so hot you can fry an egg
mel-lion: So you might be saying: Lion why a guide on drawing black people? Well young blood it’s because a lot of people cant…seem…to draw…black people..Amazing I know. Racist (caricatures) portrayals of black people have been around forever,
mcsiggy: #Long post #nsfw text Hey guys! I thought i’d make a little master post of my NSFW comics I’ve made within the past few years! They can all be found on my GUMROAD, the prices are all there and always available for anyone and everyone!
polyglotplatypus: It’s like watching a car repeatedly drive straight into a wall. It’s unexplainable, it looks like it hurts a lot, but ultimately it ends up being darkly, ironically funny.
thebootydiaries: spankinggod: thebootydiaries: i have known this guy for literally 1 day i hate this Yeah, because why educate when we can lash out with being overly sensitive? Some people…
reattachment: If you want to hang out tell me like a week beforehand so I can plan out the reasons why I won’t be able to go
black–venus: weavemama: can u imagine being one of the best humanitarians out there just to have headlines talk about your pregnancy instead of the work you put in with trying to help genocide/rape victims….. why no one trusts american journalism
favoritelatina: sourcedumal: pardonmewhileipanic: misandry-mermaid: the-exercist: the-exercist: fitblrholics: x What makes you think that this person is just starting? Why can’t a larger body be seen as inspirational without implying that
eofelis: eofelis: “but why are french people so rude!!“ you ask well it’s because our national symbol is a cock so we can’t help being dicks this is my post with the most notes and it’s a dick joke
kushmiri: tumblr poetry be like, gmail marked you as unimportant in my inbox why can’t i
tayloracleswift: My kink is being a Texan and saying Happy Holidays to Christian white people and having them passive aggressively reply Merry Christmas to me, knowing that they will go home and write a lengthy Facebook dissertation about the war on
veganisem: thequeenofbutts: I’d like to carry this gifset around with me so I can hold it up to people who ask me “Ugh why are you voting Obama” :’) This I like…and I’m not a political type poster at all. But totally agree with
professororc:justyiffit:Running Errands with Willy Bear by ArtdecadeOh willyslothbear, why can’t you be real and right here right now?
truleegarewal: Chistmas pictues fom last yea. A lette on my keyboad just boke. I can spell, I pomise. Haha. Who wants to buy me a knew keyboad fo Chistmas? My tags ae gonna be the wong wods now. haha. I sounds like an etad.
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nemo-me-impune-lacessit19: So the rest of you can join me in calling Hughes a fucking bastard for dying.
gllt: disabilitydragon: sequinsintheireyes: disabilitydragon: sequinsintheireyes: This looks like heaven, why the fuck am I allergic to nuts D: I don’t think Nutella has anything to do with nuts… I can’t tell if you’re being sarcastic
pikaballoons: princeofkokoros: why can’t people just leave me alone seriously is it that hard to just do something normal like blog about your fandoms or whatever i will as soon as you stop being an insufferable piece of shit hth
ineedahotwifenow: thee-renaissance-man: One day… I can wait to find my HOTWIFE.I want someone who’ll be open minded, fun, adventurous, loving, trusting, honest and happy.Let me know if this is you!!!
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the-cringe-channel: this is why god doesn’t talk to us
asknutjob:unhinged-pony:FRIEND!asknutjob But we can’t be friends anymore.. WHAT NOOOO T___T
her-master: mmmkay-m: Fifty Shades of Grey narrated by Gilbert Gottfried ….dying laughing i will never be able to read this book now I don’t even know what to say. Please, everyone who stumbles by my page, stop what you are doing and watch this.
haskap: C C CAN I SMASH MY FOREHEAD AGAINST YOURS what no
Wow, I got several pages into the Hanji tag before I got angry. Basically, I drew the line at someone saying “Why can’t you just be happy with reading Hanji as nonbinary and keep the she/her pronouns? Lots of genderqueer people I know do
Ughhhhh hhhhh why do I have a class that can’t be trusted during fun activities I HATE LECTURING. THEY COULDN’T EVEN WATCH A MOVIE HOW DO YOU FUCK WATCHING A MOVIE
this finale has been me muttering to myself “can you not” continuously.
m-azing: I would actually LOVE if a writer said something like “actually, I did not write any gay characters in my story, and I did not realize it until you pointed this out. now that I’ve been given a chance to really think about why there ARENT
teaboot:gildedproblems:teaboot:imeverywoman420:Having an abusive parent is kinda funny in retrospect like mommy why do you have beef with me im 4 i love youHaters (my dad) can’t stand to see a bad bitch (me, nine years old) winning (“drawing
domesticatedcunt: Why settle for good when you can be great?! :)
arrggghh BCC why don’t you like science classes during the summer and fall?! I can’t take 22 credits of science in one spring semester.
exghoulfriend: it is crucial to believe and respect girls when they say a guy is giving them bad vibes even if they don’t give you a reason why
pepoluan: theresnorevolution: the-malady-mill:birbb: i saw this on imgur and well, even if something like this is going around on tumblr already it is important.link to imgur post Idk why you’d give a dog fruit but cool! Here’s some safety tips.
buffyann23: David Tennant Q&A Dallas Fan Expo 10/22/17Walmart vs. Target (x) *I can no longer walk into a Target without laughing now. And I get looks from people too. You know, those kind of looks. Ah well, the imagery in that last gif is totally
jawshfuckerson: vivcrepsley: gifchile: The Fucking Star of #PeopleChoice and here you can see Tony Stark! This is why Robert has to be one of my favorite actors.
Derrick Rose - “Why can’t I be MVP of the league?” “whatever you speak out will come to life” - the secret taking a little trip down memory lane maaan im gonna miss seeing him on the court. smh
theamazingfoofoo: gigglesandanixi: chimerahellden: kelzthalassunwhisper: girlwiththerobottattoo: I JUST UGLY LAUGHED SO HARD I WOKE UP THE DAMN HOUSE JFC!!! LOL DO NOT CLICK THIS IF YOU NEED TO BE QUIET LMFAOOOOOO Why can’t this have actually
tyleroakley: manapua: why are old people so obsessed with doing this ;-)
weeblordjay: Akira: Why can’t you two just be normal, happy teenagers Aoi: I have depression Yusaku: I have PTSD Akira:
kipplekipple: punkfaery: i don’t know why this even needs saying, but poly relationships aren’t for everyone. “love triangles” that happen in real life can’t always be solved by a threesome. your partner cheating on you (or vice versa) is not
theg0dshxt: rockyazuri: gang0fwolves: cosbyykidd: theg0dshxt: #keenestate #pumpkinfest “why can’t you negroes ever be civilized” where’s the tear gas where’s the police in riot gear to stop these violent thugs the crazy thing
A Wolf can be a Wolfhound
nyuzu:Why can’t you stop being so adorable? 😍😭
labrujasalvaje: Why can’t you just be a big girl and accept that your husband doesn’t want to touch your nasty ads anymore. He wants a real woman.
myhornykink: mmm Venus why can’t you be in my bed *sigh*
pardonmewhileipanic: misandry-mermaid: the-exercist: condignlife: the-exercist: fitblrholics: x What makes you think that this person is just starting? Why can’t a larger body be seen as inspirational without implying that they’re a beginner,
tittytattoo: why text ONE heart when you can text THREE and still have them be big! thats my motto
