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I have a TON of email asking me to repost and chronicle my husband’s 2015 orgasms (all nine of them!). I am going to repost them in order, numbers 1-9, following this post. Now, you may ask why I chose these pictures to announce my upcoming posts
even though i am blessed with many lovely followers, every time i notice the number go down by one i’m always like NONOWHAT DID I DODON’T GOPLEASEPLEASEI CAN CHANGEI CAN CHAAAAAAAAANGE
your-very-personal-assistant: tricias-captions: No, Felicia, I didn’t “forget” my panties. I never put any on this morning. And why am I sitting here like this? Well, the quarterly numbers came in and I’m going to have to lay someone off. I thought
sirsplayground: Today’s theme: SquirtingSir I lost count of the number of times I was forced to watch my wife squirt that hard from getting fucked by her many Bulls big cocks. Probably explains why I am such a size queen *giggle*
askprincessmolestia: Gamer Luna Fan Art Contest 2 - 10 Art by Seriyuga Prayogo “Here is Number 2! Ain’t it awesome?! I love that blush, colors- Wait! Why am I playing with a controller?! Anyways! One more piece to show later today!” ~ Luna
shiny-seoul: kreaspylay: wufankris: lukraiyeol: chanyeol: number one E.L.F*credit as tagged* why is this so accurate omg OMG CHANYEOL WHYYYYYYY IS THAT YOUR PERSONALITY YOU’RE SO GODDAMN CUTE WHY ARE YOU SO CUTE ITS 2 AM I DONT NEED ALL YOUR
if-youre-a-freak-like-me: why wont you bump into me on the street and ask for my number and take me out for coffee and fall in love with me what am i doing wrong sitting here in front of a computer maybe?
why wont you bump into me on the street and ask for my number and take me out for coffee and fall in love with me what am i doing wrong
blowingstiles: righteouskungfu: juicepouch: why wont you bump into me on the street and ask for my number and take me out for coffee and fall in love with me what am i doing wrong I can’t bump into you if you don’t go outside touché
imacatmiaow: idonotlikethatsam-i-am: matafari: Reason number 3457398735973495 why I love Pink Respect. I forgot that Pink’s name isn’t actually Pink
juicepouch: righteouskungfu: juicepouch: why wont you bump into me on the street and ask for my number and take me out for coffee and fall in love with me what am i doing wrong I can’t bump into you if you don’t go outside touché
Uhm…@staff why the fuck am now getting the number on the messages/activity tab for notes??? Why? Why? Why? Why? What the fuck???
potato3unicorn097: imacatmiaow: idonotlikethatsam-i-am: matafari: Reason number 3457398735973495 why I love Pink Respect. I forgot that Pink’s name isn’t actually Pink Pink is one of my idols
chakrabot: imacatmiaow: idonotlikethatsam-i-am: matafari: Reason number 3457398735973495 why I love Pink Respect. I forgot that Pink’s name isn’t actually Pink Ugh love her.inb4 ‘cis person appropriating gayness’
ainsleyhayess: i haven’t seen anything on tumblr about this yet - hospitals in Peshawar badly need O negative blood donations. i’m sure people there already know this, but i’m putting it out there just in case some don’t, with the phone number
tennathing replied to your post: 1-6? :> why the FUCK AM I NOT THE ONLY ONE ON NUMBER 6 because ur mexican
lizzimcguire: SCOOBY DOO! ( 2002 ) dir. raja gosnell Reason number 6 why i am a lesbian.
the signs most to least kinky
idonotlikethatsam-i-am: matafari: Reason number 3457398735973495 why I love Pink Respect.
subjecttochange8: kikistiel: REASON NUMBER 98094350938 WHY I AM A DEAN!GIRL my smart perfect baby still putting that banishing sigil to use wouldn’t let the angels get to sam wouldn’t let the angels get to cas help me i’m so emoTIONAL THAT MOMENT
softlysoftlycatcheemonkeyy: idonotlikethatsam-i-am: matafari: Reason number 3457398735973495 why I love Pink Respect. I will never not reblog this.
jennstarkid: jennstarkid: jennstarkid: jennstarkid: I AM LAUGHING SO HARD WHO IS THIS GUY YOU HAVE THE WRONG NUMBER oh my god i cant stop laughing though this guy gUYS OH MY GOD STOP TEXTING HIM I AM SCARED NOW why are people reblogging this again
best-of-funny: blowingstiles: righteouskungfu: juicepouch: why wont you bump into me on the street and ask for my number and take me out for coffee and fall in love with me what am i doing wrong I can’t bump into you if you don’t go outside
deansdemonhair: leviahthan: deansdemonhair: deansdemonhair: I’m close to 666 followers….. I can feel it ThE NUMber Of tHE BeAST why did you add a gif of an angel u knob because i am an angel and if this post hits 666 notes i will add pasta
prokopetz: spookymanners:spookymanners: prokopetz: endlace:often ask myself why I am the way I am, but this bitch was a part of my formative years and I don’t think I have to look much furtherLike you can’t just give a kid a sensual song number
The number one thing i hate is when you dont tell me what i did wrong, why i fucked up because then i cant do anything to fix it, i cant do anything to better myself and i am bkund to repeat the mistake unintentionally and piss you off again which is
suckerpunchbrunch: Living in color repost because why the fuck not. I am currently enjoying beer number 3.
dozer09: mossyoakmaster: Yessss! @dozer09 it’s the cake you tagged me in on Facebook! Hell yes it is!! I am totally doing this for your birthday buddie!!! :) Haha please! Holy shit that’d be so awesome reason number 37475926358726921 why I
larkin3: imacatmiaow: idonotlikethatsam-i-am: matafari: Reason number 3457398735973495 why I love Pink Respect. I forgot that Pink’s name isn’t actually Pink She needs to come out with another album. ASAP!
my sleepy brain is the worst texter, once my friend texted me asking why me and my old boyfriend were breaking up and I texted back “don’t know .. roof stuff” or darfin will ask how my day was and I said “upstairs”
mistuhsunny: imacatmiaow: idonotlikethatsam-i-am: matafari: Reason number 3457398735973495 why I love Pink Respect. I forgot that Pink’s name isn’t actually Pink alecia chose the stage name pink after a male friend of hers asked her what color
prokopetz:spookymanners:spookymanners: prokopetz: endlace:often ask myself why I am the way I am, but this bitch was a part of my formative years and I don’t think I have to look much furtherLike you can’t just give a kid a sensual song number with