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“Hey! I just wanted to say that your blog inspired me to get a vibrator, and I just had one of the BEST orgasms. It literally only took me two minutes (which never happens)! And kinda weirdly, shortly after I came, I was thinking, "I have
Just felt like showing them - incase I’ll never finish them, which will probably happen. This is the WIPhell I’m in and it’s only a handful of all the WIP’s.
idreamofdilaudid:lmfao that one time i was makin a masturbation vid and then Ugly Betty started up in the backgroung which ended up never happening!!!
josefk67: subkatie: I certainly never thought penitence would be easy…but I also had no idea it could be so hard. —subkatie I knew I was pushing her very hard, testing her limits. But she had spoken of her devotion, which had made what had happened
lacedwithpixiedust: I know it’s not very good, but I had to make it because it’s totally happening to me right now and it just makes me wanna punch a kitty, which I’d normaly NEVER EVER do… D:
femdomhotwifecuckoldinterracial: My hubby’s made a little mess like this twice while getting the strap-on, even though his penis was locked up and was never touched. It earned him a spanking date with my hair brush afterwards, which is what happens
simmer-until: laotk: Males Should Never Cum Unless They’re Told Edging makes you horny which makes your always ready for her Orgasms belong to Women Orgasms should happen for female pleasure, ego or enjoyment rather than for male pleasure It’s rude
The things we used to do as boys, which later we would pretend never happened.When on the swing, if it wasn’t odd enough to challenge one’s friend to reach an exposed penis, was the challenge met with an open mouth.If these instances ever were
dinochoobs:This sure was a thing that happened.
Flawless Brightwing Playthrough (HOTS)In which Bright Lesnar takes everyone to Suplex City (and then proceeds to feast on their entrails). A personal playthrough this good will probably never happen again.—Support Madhog on Patreon: http://www.patre
slbtumblng: tinycartridge: Night Trap is coming to Switch ⊟ Not only is the FMV game coming out on a Nintendo platform, which Howard Lincoln once told the US Senate would never happen, it’s coming out on a handheld. FMV gaming on the go is some
bogleech: entemos: slowking-s-thompson: bogleech: “US RACISTS ARE BEING TOLD NOT TO BE RACIST, WHICH IS ALSO NEW AND HAS NEVER EVER HAPPENED BEFORE IN ALL OF HISTORY, SOCIETY IS CRUMBLING AND FREEDUM IS DOOOOOOOOOMED” -Some fuckin nerd and probably
loveoakley: straitlaceddame: loveoakley: Pay no mind to my messy bathroom, day 5: tight laced at 23.5 inches Looks lovely! How did it suit you today? It’s getting pretty comfortable, which I thought would never happen. I’m loving the feeling
joeltorridfamily: My dad tried to tell me his brother was trouble. But I didn’t listen. Trouble is a turn on for me. Which is probably why I flirted with my uncle throughout the day. But what happened later that night, I never saw coming…even though
nikaalexandra: apparently it’s nineteen fucking twenty Its must be… since I’ve never seen anything even remotely similar to this happen in real life… lol… Either its 1920 or its America. Who knows which… >_>
viria: in which I never know when the nostalgia will hit me. I swear I don’t even know if I want anything to happen as badly as I want Haku and Chihiro to meet eventually after all those years. I want continuation;__; they are like, one of the first
so everywhere on my film envelopes it says PROCESS ONLY. But yet my film came back to me cut (which is so fucking annoying when you sleeve your negs) and with an accompanying DVD and little contact sheets. This has never happened before. If it does again
thedamagedarmydoctor: SPREAD THIS LIKE A WILD FIRE!!! In 2012 the Online Privacy Act was brought fourth to congress to be passed which would have negatively affected everyone on the internet as a whole. The people fought back and it never happened.
petirep: fimflamfilosophy: So this has happened! Yes..Pinkie has the twitches. They fill Pinkie with psychic power, which is not terribly useful when it’s almost always forgotten by the writers or just never spoken of. It may also be possible that
nsfw-evo: It started as a quick sketch….and then this happened :3Have some appledash color+background experiment commission which was a little overdue ^^Better late than never, right? :D plus it looks WAY better than my first attempt :’D x:
today on When Bad Things Happen to Good Teachersthe principal wanted to ~warn me about ~hearsay that a parent wants to corner me at open house about ~controversial topics~ discussed in class. which was just an example essay from a national project that
andrastesgrace: lauraxtennant: burntlikethesun: AU in which GITF is just a horrible nightmare and never actually happened i hope she’s still mad at him anyway like that thing of when someone is a jerk in a dream and you see them and you’re
Today I made chicken fried rice for my family and it came out pretty well and I’m really proud about it so I need to brag to tumblr. I know, I know, its silly to be so proud over something so small and simple but I almost never cook and I’m
dragonageconfessions: CONFESSION: I know it’ll probably never happen, but I wish Origins and DA2 would get and HD port for the PS4. DA2’s my favourite but setting up my PS3 is a hassle and I never feel like doing it.
all-misty-eyed: bethmai: andrewgarrfields: i don’t know which is worse being in love with a fictional character or being in love with a celebrity at least with a fictional character you know it’ll never happen. but with a celebrity there’s
supernaturalscripts: OkAY BUT CAN WE COMMENT ON HOW GOOD THIS EPISODE WAS 1. Sam and Cass/Dean and Crowley bonding time, which never happens 2. Castiel and Crowley finally calling Dean and Sam out on their self-destructive shit 3. An interesting, new
sbnation: Ludacris told us which ‘What’s your fantasy’ locations he’s had sex in. Finally. This really happened. Here is the Q&A.In the Georgia Dome, on the 50-yard line?[Laughs] I’ve never done that. That’s why it’s called “Fantasy.”In
7yearsdungeonnotrial: imyli: I love this scene. The reason why even though I'm a mega super hardcore SasuNaru shipper, I always knew that if he didn’t end up with Naruto (which I knew would obviously never happen I mean come on its a shounen) he’d
aoba is the cutest & sweetest dumpling in the world and deserves only the best.
justlgbtthings:justlgbtthings:i got a New Planner which means that i will suddenly and miraculously become organized despite this technique never having worked in the pastby Talos this can’t be happening
sunnysidecapricorn: “And now you are and I am and we’re a mystery which will never happen again.” - E.E Cummings LIBRA // SCORPIO // AQUARIUS ~requested by @ventsetmarees DIS MEEEEEEE bitchessss
ssgetsome: funtowatchandeatit: playin-with-toys: Damn! Dudes got a deeeep hole. I can never get them in this far. Which raises the question I’ve always wondered about… What happens to your insides when you take something this deep? I’m assuming
laotk: Males Should Never Cum Unless They’re Told Edging makes you horny which makes your always ready for her Orgasms belong to Women Orgasms should happen for female pleasure, ego or enjoyment rather than for male pleasure It’s rude to cum when
When u get that good dick and the next day ur in a great mood at work.
Nick didn’t have to go in til 9 because the roads were black yesterday. He came home not too long after that because he got released for the day, which never happens. So we were in bed til just now cuddling and talking and cuddling some more.
tayloralisonswft: The scene in which I confess to them is invented, imagined. And, in fact, could never have happened… .because Robbie Turner died of septicaemia at Bray Dunes on the first of June 1940, the last day of the evacuation…and I was never
Had my interviews! All done now and soo happy. Happy for it to be done and happy that I got to spend the past two days with Jon and we got to stay in a super fancy 5 star hotel (which will prob never happen again ahah). It was quite wonderful. So now
cinematapestry: “I learned to stop thinking about that time. To pretend it never happened… which of course, was impossible.”-Shirkers (2018) dir. Sandi Tan
missellaandrews: I have had 3 different followers ask for a better not so blurry, not covered picture of my tattoo. Which made me pause since I never have and never will take a picture just because a follower asked (sorry guys, not happening). So I found
kyloren: Briony Tallis: I never made that journey to Balham. So the scene in which I confess to them is invented, imagined. And, in fact, could never have happened… because Robbie Turner died of septicaemia at Bray Dunes on the first of June 1940,
creepfreakkk:I’ve been getting compliments on my ass lately which never happens so here #sexy booty #big ass #bubblebutt
best-of-funny: all-misty-eyed: bethmai: andrewgarrfields: i don’t know which is worse being in love with a fictional character or being in love with a celebrity at least with a fictional character you know it’ll never happen. but with a celebrity
infiltration: sometimes i realize there are so many things i won’t remember in 50 years like the way the sky looked this morning and all the dogs i saw today and my mom’s voice and i get so sad i never want to forget
stayhungry-stayfree: Despite all my anxiety today, I’m having a hella good body image day which is amazing because that never happens. Perhaps I’m finally learning to separate the nonsense of my mind from my perception of my body? Or maybe today
uncensoredpleasure: True story: Put your headphones on, cuck.By this point, neither of us were convinced anything would happen with him. We’d created plenty of situations in which something could have happened, but it never did (except for the time
bethmai: andrewgarrfields: i don’t know which is worse being in love with a fictional character or being in love with a celebrity at least with a fictional character you know it’ll never happen. but with a celebrity there’s that tiny part of
moxleysmistress: I know I’m not the only one who thinks it’s hot when Dean Ambrose loses his temper and I know I can’t be the only one turned on by watching him wrestle( which has never happened before with any wrestler). I know I’m not the only
belledearie: “For some reason, with this show, people want to hug me. I’ve learned, everyone wants a hug. Which has never happened with any other role I’ve done. Somebody said to me, just the other day, ‘You look like a huggable person.’
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WHICH IS WHY YOU GET A MAC AND THIS NEVER HAPPENS TO YOU :DD
aesnyder: I want this camera so fucking bad. If only I had บ,000 to blow….which will never happen… just drew one of these babies for my english hw <3 if only it were the real thing hahahaha
I was just going through my pictures like damn I really got 506 photos in my shit, which never happens. But imma stop yaherdme, back into my lit cave. 🌚
bellyachegirlx-deactivated20210:Finally, a belly ache in public. I had an early Christmas dinner with my flat mates tonight and the plan was to go to Primark afterwards as it’s open for 24 hours which has never happened before. So I saw this as the
mannequinfetish: mistresslisa22: why does this never happen when i am in london? It must be the station. I get off at Leicester Square which is full of tourists, weirdos and weirdo-tourists. This photo was taken at Tottenham Court Road, a mere stone’s
wsabe: do you just imagine yourself in certain scenarios which you know will never happen
You switch on your gaydar.Well, that settles that. You can now happily and permanently put to rest every stupid and unlikely scenario in which this random nameless cat ends up in your bed, because it will never happen no matter what.The best power
tortadiles: i think there’s something to be said about Blake witnessing Yang’s dismemberment like…literally right in front of her. like, it’s not just that she’s present for it. it literally happens like a couple of feet in front of her while
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