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You always play with your pussy when Daddys fucking your ass. Its like the law!
You should always dress like a whore when sucking Daddys cock, therefore heels are a must!
You can breathe when I permit you, you dumb fake titted whore.
When you walked into a man groping your wife’s pussy, he asked her, “Do you want me to make your husband watch? Do you want me to fully emasculate him?” and your wife nodded, undoubtedly aroused.
When you said, “don’t you think we should leave now?” your wife said, “would you mind if I join them, your boss has the biggest cock I’ve ever seen.”
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You know that moment you start to rethink all those mimosas you downed right before the 10 mile bike ride? Yeah. HAPPENING. ~Bunny
munchonyosocks: dokudamitea: MASSIVE MILK ASS @y8ay8a do you have any spare MASSIVE MILK ASS? I BOUGHT 10KG THIS WEEKEND, I HAVE PLENTY TO SPARE. I NEED TO MAINTAIN THAT SQUAT ASS RIGHT.Do you want me to bring you some to put in your drink tonight,
you know you’re in deep into an otp when you’ve created 5 children for them and some have wolf forms
you know i love your mcgenji, synneand god its true !!! like why would anyone do that? honestly its another reason why mc*anzo puts me off is cause a lot of the shippers literally get shocked when you ship another mccree ship
When you start colouring a character you’ve never drawn before and their mane makes you like…
yarelimoreno:weloveshortvideos: When you and the squad are tryna turn up but that one person in the group just sucks Poor guy
when you’re laughing at America and their election, but you realize that the world is fucked regardless of who wins
When I was just 6-7 years old I made a passionate rant/speech to my friend on how toilets are lame and “stupid” and we should stop using them……If that doesn’t show that I was always omo trash idk what will lmao 👀🙅🏼♀️🚽
Who needs friends like you?
zampl:you can also eat fucking dirt I thought it said this is what happens when you drink too much soda
greenekangaroo:“What’s stopping you from-”Money. Money is what is stopping me. It is what is stopping everyone my age. So please stop asking that stupid fucking question when you already know the answer and help us do something about it.
You like that? You want me to cut to three weeks earlier!? When you were alive!?
supersugoiboi: when you reblog an ask prompt and get no asks
when you have absolutely no appetite and you didn’t eat anything but a few bites of chocolate yesterday and only had a hot chocolate today so you know you should really eat something but nothing sounds good and nothing agrees with you and everything
When you consider adding Vodka to your juice box:
When you shave your legs and then he cancels your plans. >(
When you meet a celebrity:
When you have so much zeny on RO that your main account can’t hold all of it:
my-mischief-managed:You’re the Worst - Like People I love how he knew. They’re both a mess and show how messy a love life can really be when you’re messed up.
brinigi: overlypolitebisexual: overlypolitebisexual: “why can’t female heroes kick arse in heels” because it’s not practical and will literally snap your damn ankle you can scream weaponised femininity all you want but first off, you need to
illkim: When you do a group presentation but don’t know what’s going on
jordan-reet: You think so? Maybe I won’t shave tomorrow either, I’ve been feeling lazy. That’s okay I like you bias. I know so. I think the whole office has been feeling lazy. I don’t think very many people are going in tomorrow to be honest.
blackabsol: when you bottom for the first time after being a top all your life
When you lose something you can’t replace
enteeeeeeeeeerpriiiiiiiiiise: sweetie-bot: imgonnariverdance: we-are-just-misguided-ghosts: i-will-love-you-better: superstunfisk: “how to piss off an entire nation” an autobiography by Texas just a nation? shit, I’m in ireland and I’m
dabe-strudel: what really sucks is when you know you should be doing something but physically cannot bring yourself to do it no matter how important doing that thing is
belgoroth: forthemilitaryloves: Story behind this? Her dad was leaving on a 2 year deployment. She was crying, and wouldn’t let go of her dad’s hand, even when he stood in line, saluting. No one had the heart to break them apart. i’ve reblogged
Why is it when you’re finally starting to move in a little, they wanna text you asking to hang out??
When you have no one..You have self harm.
You're a proper little slut, aren't you?
When you're 100% & bae replies with "yeah I hear you"
the-amazing-bambi-man: What was the first thing you did, when you found out you got the role?
xivora: do you ever just break out in song when you hear a certain word
jamesyouth: This is what happens when you let your employees play their music in the mornings
slydig: why be rude when you can be nude
zelo: that feeling of when you’re in a group of friendsbut you’re not really in that group of friends
When you're high as hell at home and think you hear a noise.
You know it might be time for a new mattress when you feel more rested after sleeping 6 hours on the couch than 8-9 in your own bed
emopandora: It’s that feeling when you hear your favourite song. That feeling, whether you’re in a car, at a party or alone at home or in bed and you hear this song and it just hits you so strong - that’s what we aim for. Julian Casablancas
When you’re a sub and another sub approaches you calling you Ma'am or Miss, asking to serve you
untexting: it’s so sad when you crave someone you can’t have
dod-kalm: mountainboats: i think the best feeling is when you make someone that you like a lot laugh and their face lights up and they start giggling and you’re really happy that you were able to make someone so beautiful smile so much this is my
I hope you think of me when you masturbate
dateaboysuggestions: Date a boy who still wants to kiss you even when you’re sick (even though it might make him sick as well)
yxngxanhoe: The worst feeling is when you find out you didn’t mean as much to someone as you thought you did and you look so stupid for caring too much
wagonsketchesagain:When you get POTG
When you’re watching TV and your sibling gets out of the good chair to get a drink
when you’re checking the tag for something that’s not even in your main interests and then you spot the little “comment” icon on some posts and you’re like hello there random followers it’s a small world
When you’re in public and you see someone hot, and start to imagine doing nasty things to/with them….
you're after my robot bee!
when you finally get to use the big telescope at school but all you wanna do with it is look at your crush
You really get a feel for how incredibly rude and disrespectful some people can be when you are a woman naked on the internet. It is a whole different perspective.
You are not a bad student if you skip school every now and then to take a mental health day. It is important to care for yourself.
