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Can never catch a doodle stream to get a sketch?I’m going to take slots in advance for a Sunday morning sketch stream~! (which may also lead into monday morning if needed)If you are interested: Send me an e-mail –provided in form below–
edinburghfatty:When you get so fat you need momentum to turn over
I have to use proper grammar for work and let me tell you the names of alcohol are like the bane of my existence. A lot of wines and whatnot are named after places, and so are proper nouns, BUT some have internal rules to them like where you only capitali
yumkamyczek: life isn’t easy when you prefer using your left hand
daddyslittleflower69: naked-yogi: no one is ever on campus in the evening and it’s fucking g r e a t Remember when you took me to your campus late at night after we had been drinking?!?! We made out and Dada fondeled you in the library?! That was
owlmansdead: Wear hair ties as bracelets. Never know when you’ll need to put that hair back and gag on a dick.
It doesn’t matter what kind of monster you were. All that matters now is how you move forward and never look back.
Don’t you feel horribly bad when you cheat on your bias in a dream? I-I didnt mean to.
becomeundone: Just don’t get sick. Your body aches if your heart is aching. You can lean on me when you’re having a hard time.
That moment when you wake up and have to go potty but the only bathroom that has toilet paper is in the basement….…Uh oh ( ˃̶᷄/////˂̶᷄ )ﾟ
miniar: … That is not a baby…. you should totally try streaming this
chongoblog: when you see a post that seems innocent, but you think the bastard hid a meme in it I’ve never been so mad in all my life
pluto-suxk:I’m a classic man, you can be mean when you look this clean I’m a classic man 🎵🎵
batsock: Does anyone else like… Play a fanfiction in their head and it’s really good and keeps you occupied but when you actually sit down to write it just
madgastronomer: elodieunderglass: finoliatav: elodieunderglass: rachelladytietjens: elodieunderglass: So I had the strangest dream this weekend and nobody understands me so I need to share it with you because you might. Press J to skip this post
I can’t even believe some people are still filling that out when you’re not going to the cons or buying anything, are you trolling me or?????????????
ladyegcake:when you realize cute pretty talanted people are following you
moochusrex replied to your post: moochusrex replied to your post: 3 a4 pages in… GO ON WITHOUT ME I WILL ONLY SLOW YOU DOWN omfg no i can’t do this alone i will actually fucking fail!
peterquill: when you drift with someone, you feel like there’s nothing to talk about
enjolrs: you get that look on your face when you look at him.
emoij: When you don’t understand something in class but everyone else does
triforce-kun: When you drag a friend into one of your fandoms and watch them go from enjoying it to slowly falling into despair because they weren’t expecting to become so emotionally invested in it
parasolparachute: I usually don’t like to post very thorough doujinshi previews, but when the sample pages include Barnaby with adorably atrocious sleeping habits, it’s kind of hard not to.
megidoki: my anger surrounding katy perry’s politics is only fueled by the fact that there are times in life when you can only describe your feelings with the lyrics to hot n cold
khoshekhs: In every fandom there’s this one fic that everyone and their mother recommends, but when you go and read it it turns out to be weird or out of character or in some way just not that great, and you find yourself wondering if the whole thing
so much of this cm high school au is pining rn but then I realized that pretty much all of high school is pining, esp when you’re a baby queer kid, so at least that’s accurate.
butt-grab: you know when you’re motivated but like, in the wrong way?? like “i’m ready to do all my laundry and clean the whole apartment and do dishes and vacuum and -” like ok champ that’s great but why don’t we focus on those two projects
meglm: so much about Magnus makes more sense when you remember one of his first bffs was literally a giant bear
That awkward moment when you realize your old favorite guitarist looks like another good guitarist, WHO HAPPENS TO LOOK LIKE HE’S HIGH 24/7. I kid you not, looking at the latest official pictures makes me think Kaoru looks like Pata. >__>
That moment of burning shame when you find middle school fanfiction
creamcolored-converse: fracturedmind: Everyone has his own style. When you have found it, you should stick to it.- Audrey Hepburn Oh look its david tennant cosplaying david tennant
bigstupidbaby: losing an argument when you are right just because the other person is too stupid to understand what you’re saying is probably one of the most infuriating things in the entire universe
iraffiruse: How puppies help when you’re sick.
wallowsinthecloud: #this ‘ship causes me so many problems #are you real #did I invent you #what is this a gifset or have I hallucinated again #all I know is Jeff’s heart loops a slideshow of Annie at him soooo (via crackers4jenn)
vinegod: When you know the lyrics to a song ! by Karlzway
xwj: THAT PEACH FEEL WHEN YOU TRY TO GET SYMPATHY FOR ABUSING YOUR DF AND YOUR FRIENDS
forever90s: when you see it, you will reblog.
So who all remembers when you could have Macy Gray as a Neopet?
chronomaza:staff:Hi! We’re introducing Important Blue Internet Checkmarks here on Tumblr. They’re a steal at ů.99—that’s cheaper than some other places, when you consider that you get not one but TWO checkmarks for your blog. Why,
darlingbenny: We’ve all forgotten that moment when you realize you’ll never play in the World Cup Final…or be the first man on Mars…and all those daydreams become fantasies rather than possibilities.
emmacdwatson: “I think when you take away all the premieres and press stuff and all the special effects, then you just come down to the fact that it’s all about acting, and I think that has been the best bit for me.”
permutatio: “When you want something in life, you just gotta reach out and grab it.” Into the Wild (2007) dir. Sean Penn Requested by ilargi-a.
infractos: its so hard to be positive when you’re bleeding from your vagina
thatsmoderatelyraven:tired of all of the fake friends and backstabbers. the immaturity never ends. can’t wait for 8th gradee <3 Sad truth is, it never ends when you hit 8th grade. There are always going to be fake friends and backstabbers, even
majiinboo: commongayboy: When you’re a family that says LGBT members are child molestors but it turns out your son Josh Duggar is actually one …this is so fucked up
kegelgod: Kiss the pussy through the panties before you do anything else.
supergoosey: greeneyedlook-a-like: When you see a hot girl but you’re trying to hide the gay:
mattibee: @gang-vocals pick this up when you and @kathysuxxx finally get a Switch
IS HIS NOSE FUCKING BLEEDING. OH MY GOD, KOUJAKU. IS YOUR NOSE FUCKING BLEEDING YOU PIECE OF SHIT.
snarg: its all fun and games until you fall in love with someone via internet
TFW YOU ACCIDENTALLY UNFOLLOW SOMEONE ON MOBILE AND DON’T KNOW WHO IT WAS?????????????
meadowsandapathy: current mood: the song that plays when you get 8th place in mario kart
capcoms: capcoms: capcoms: What do you get when you give Eevee a French Stone? Napoleon
micdotcom: ‘Orange Is the New Black’ star Laverne Cox just made TV history in a huge way When you watch the Emmy Awards on Aug. 25, you will witness living history: For the first time ever, a transgender actress’ name will be read aloud as an
princesssansa: bad thing about consistently staying up late is you need a whole other meal at 1am
bana05: rissaisangry: bythedawn: margarethoulihan: Their reactions to meeting the woman who does the voice that comes up when you leave a voice-mail is priceless. You’d think they just saw a rock star. source This is adorable I’m just incredibly
mrrobotico:fuck-social-justice-blogs:pervocracy: snailchimera: geekgirlsmash: xekstrin: comfemgem: verycooltrash: huffingtonpost: Don’t know if we can look at Coke every the same way again. Be prepared to cringe when you watch the full video
miss-nerdgasmz: ho0zy: when you shake up a soda, do you blame the soda for bursting with pressure or the force that shook it? A little louder for the racists in the back
iamnotjody: queensofo: gleaux: brokebitchantics: weloveshortvideos: When you gotta shut the studio down early I HATE HIM SO MUCH PLEASEEEE Lmaoo this man needs some kind of award 😂😂 LMFAO
daddynoooo: doubtmenot-: brokebitchantics: bigeisamazing: It’s the ever reliable “black friend” 😨 Damn son. Wow @naacp why are you not vetting your chapter leaders?
