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agnesvarda: When you see a person, do you just concentrate on their looks? It’s just a first impression. Then there’s someone who doesn’t catch your eye immediately, but you talk to them and they become the most beautiful thing in the world. The
Thank you so much for the earrings and the necklace, Dad. And your right, they do match my belly jewelry, kind-of. I wasn’t sure why I had to be naked when you gave them to me but now that I see how big you’ve grown I totally understand. So
cloudslou:ppl who have sound on for phone notifications…..how do you live like that?? my phone hasnt made a sound since i got it. i will see my notifications when i see them.
teamrocketing: i hate it when i see someone i vaguely know in public. do i say hi?? do i act like i don’t see them and hope for the best??
mikeylikesem2: ”Pretty pathetic the way you snort and grunt when you smell them, Kevin. It’s like a drug to you, bro. And yeah, I see the bulge. Go ahead and take it out and start stroking it. I ain’t got all day, ya know.”
velvetys:When you see your pet and start petting their head and it’s randomly wet and you ask them “what happened why are you wet!!!!!!” And the pet doesn’t answer
nukumiyuki: there are just several tumblr users i follow who make me really happy when i see them on my dash i’m just like. ahh you’re back again and you’re doing fine!! i’m glad to know that!!! i’m happy you’re in my dash!!!! gently scoots
thechillgatsby: thorsies: IMPORTANT FACTS!!!!!!!!!!!!!! JUST BECAUSE UR FRIEND’S PARENTS SEEM NICE WHEN YOU MEET THEM DOES NOT MEAN THEY ARE NICE PEOPLE B/C YOU DO NOT SEE WHAT HAPPENS BEHIND CLOSED DOORS!!!!!!!!! SO IF FRIEND TELLS YOU THAT PARENTS
selkieingenue: typewriterdaily: cesiumadventures: when you see something that reminds you of a partner/loved one and you send them a link to it that’s a form of gift-giving (preserving the meaning and thoughtfulness behind “i saw this and i thought
@humanity-shines it wouldn’t let me post a photo in the answer, so… Doll AND Locket - see above Candle - I love the smell of old books. And the scent of other people. When you hug them, or when their scent lingers on their clothes…
dudewithabow: after you’ve been through like a string of fandoms and you’ve decided your favourite character/s for each one, there will come a day when you will list all your faves from each fandom side by side and look at them carefully and realise
bisappho: When you see other gays out in public and you want to subtly drop hints that you’re one of them
I hate when I see characters in shows/movies looking all compatible and shit with their co stars then you see them off the set with their real significant other looking all bland and shit.
thorsies: IMPORTANT FACTS!!!!!!!!!!!!!! JUST BECAUSE UR FRIEND’S PARENTS SEEM NICE WHEN YOU MEET THEM DOES NOT MEAN THEY ARE NICE PEOPLE B/C YOU DO NOT SEE WHAT HAPPENS BEHIND CLOSED DOORS!!!!!!!!! SO IF FRIEND TELLS YOU THAT PARENTS ARE BEING CRUEL
queenfattyoftherollpalace:It’s gross as fuck to tell people that no one will love them until they love themselves. Loving yourself is hard. Listen: you are loved, you are worthy of love and respect, and you can be loved even on the days when you see
rickgrimesbabyface: It’s gross as fuck to tell people that no one will love them until they love themselves. Loving yourself is hard. Listen: you are loved, you are worthy of love and respect, and you can be loved even on the days when you see nothing
typewriterdaily: cesiumadventures: when you see something that reminds you of a partner/loved one and you send them a link to it that’s a form of gift-giving (preserving the meaning and thoughtfulness behind “i saw this and i thought you would
0ff-the-rails: icametosucceed: First, you think the worst is a broken heart. What’s gonna kill you is the second part. And the third, is when your world splits the middle. And fourth, you’re gonna think that you fixed yourself. Fifth, you see them
thottweiler: cannabispie: thottweiler: its honestly not safe out here i hate white people my blood boils when i see them i give them all death stares WE ARE NOT ALL BAD SHUT THE FUCK UP WE ARE JUST AS ANGRY AS YOU SHUT THE FUCK UP!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!’
journeytothecentreofthesnogbox: areyoumarriedriver: You know when you see a photograph of someone you know but it’s from years before you met them, and it’s like they’re not quite…finished. #ALEX IS CLAIRVOYANT#AND KNEW ABOUT THE BOWTIE#BEFORE
laundromatic: Do you ever get jealous of someone who interacts really well with a really close friend of yours, not because you have a crush on your friend or anything but because you’re jealous of how much you pale in comparison to them when you see
naranjie: #oh look at them again with their scarves #i can see them both in potions class #and they have to make a potion with a tail of a rat #but when shion hears that they have to use rats in the potion he goes all yandere #cause he thinks prof snape
: First, you think the worst is a broken heart. What’s gonna kill you is the second part. And the third, is when your world splits down the middle. And fourth, you’re gonna think that you fixed yourself. Fifth, you see them out with someone else.
It’s pretty sad when you think a couple is so adorable together, then you learn all the fucked up truth festering within their relationship, so every time you see them together or their posts you just gag at the disgusting lie they’ve created.
queenfattyoftherollpalace: It’s gross as fuck to tell people that no one will love them until they love themselves. Loving yourself is hard. Listen: you are loved, you are worthy of love and respect, and you can be loved even on the days when you see
I really enjoy going into the depths of archives to find lost and forgotten posts of good quality and bring them back to life again. When I see them going around on my dash, getting the attention they deserve, I’m like fuck yeah, good for you!
sissi-zoey: You know you’re a sissy when you see heels like that and you just have to have them! I will take her, with the heels!
This is fucking hilarious LOL holy shit this person is hardcore pressed !!! See now, I know there are people who don’t like me and that’s completely fine because heck you’re allowed to not like certain people ! And people are even
thatsuccubabe:When you see your mutual post #me and who in the tags and you say - bitch me and you, the fuck 😤 - in your head because you’ll never message them
indiglo: being gay is weird when you see a hot guy its a conflict between wanting to be them and wanting to be with them
officialjjproject:i think the worst thing is when you see pretty girls in public and you cant stop staring at them but you afraid they might think you hating like sis i promise i’m just a fan admiring a work of art believe me
PLEASE send me screenshots of any ridiculous porn ads you come across. I love them deeply. Like… Actual, pure, joy wells up in my heart when I see them.