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mykinkyfamily: brothersisterfathermother: “Honey! Could you help me with something?â€It’s become Pavlovian now - I always know what Mom wants when she calls me like that, and so now, I start getting hard as soon as I hear her call. Chat for free!
megamercart: HAPPY HALLOWEEN, next up for my spoopy ladies, Kylie Griffin from Extreme Ghostbusters! Looks like that call went a little sideways! Also, what do you call it when a ghost cums? AN ECTOGASM
debutantsfun: Has your wife called you while occupied yet? Its so HOT improved our marriage fun and more… One of my most erotic times is when she calls to tell me she’s met someone she thinks is hot. Tells me they are going to another bar to
momsseductiveways: “Come on, Son, give your cum to Mommy… I know you get horny often, but I never want you to have to masturbate by yourself, you should always call me when you need to cum, because Mommy wants you to cum for her as much as you
disciplesofmalcolm: sosadia: Exactly It’s a psychological trick they use on us. By calling us a minority, we feel small and defeated by this so-called large majority. We feel that the oods are against us. However, When you look at the problem globally,
We both know you came here to protect your boyfriend. Tell me you don’t care about Brian … tell me or I will beat him up again. I want you here on a regular basis. I want you here when I call you - got it. Perfect. Now tell me to fuck you everywher
apercyjackson: blueskiesandmorningsair: musictoasoul: This is by far my favorite theme/symbol in TFIOS. omg that one quote where hes practically dying and she calls him gus and hes like you used to call me augustus, i always thought it was sad
just-shower-thoughts:Money can’t buy you happiness, but it can prevent unhappiness. Oh for fuck sake yes it can. Stop spreading stupid myths.In everything from antidepressants and other medication, to a place to call home and possibilities to do actually
Lapis, internally:
peri-dont: I hate when you’re like “wow nothing is exciting anymore” and someone pipes up like “it’s called growing up” actually deborah, it’s called major depressive disorder but thanks for your input
inderlander: You know when you’re drowning you don’t actually inhale until right before you black out. It’s called voluntary apnea. It’s like no matter how much you’re freaking out, the instinct to not let any water in is so strong that you
tinfoilrobot: I got a scam call purporting to be from the IRS today, and I wanted to share some ways to know when you’re getting a scam call. The one that contacted me was frighteningly sophisticated- it knew where I went to uni and then faked a 911
wonderlandinmymind: Hello from the other sideI must’ve called a thousand times to tell youI’m sorry, for everything that I’ve doneBut when I call you never seem to be home
jaynelovesdick: some may call this a trap but think of how happy you will be about your femininity when you realize how much you need this train your guy to think you are his “trap” but capture a good man that will give you what you really want and
penny-anna: penny-anna: if you choose to believe that in hobbit culture fat = sexy then when Gollum called Sam a ‘stupid fat hobbit’ from Sam’s perspective he was basically being called a himbo. what gollum said: stupid fat hobbit what gollum
benepla: penny-anna: penny-anna: if you choose to believe that in hobbit culture fat = sexy then when Gollum called Sam a ‘stupid fat hobbit’ from Sam’s perspective he was basically being called a himbo. what gollum said: stupid fat hobbit what
amemait: the-official-hate-of-pants: kingcartman: the-kenneth-mccormick: kingcartman: Why’s it called a blowjob when you suck not blow? It was originally called a belowjob, standing for ‘below the belt’ But because people are shit at English,
little-liza-jane: When I ask you “what you’re going to do about it?” after you call me out for poking fun at you and your response is not “I’m going to rip your pants off, pull you over my knee, and spank some sense into you”we’re probably
thelittlesluts: When she calls you her ‘bitch’, it turns you on so much. She’s basically saying you’re beneath her and she proves it by pushing you down on your knees. You love it there anyway.And then she turns away from you and sticks out her
happychuckmas: when people are prejudice but you can’t call them out on it because half this stupid website agrees with their narrow-minded drivel. it’s okay to want to ‘fight your cause’ or what the fuck ever, but seriously, you
rupertismagic: Call me big momma when you back that ass up boy, who is you playing with back that ass up boy, you looks good, won’t you back that ass up You’se a fine motherfucker, won’t you back that ass up What am I looking at? Oh my God,
I apparently missed a shift at work. When I called my boss, she basically said “Oh yeah, we didn’t have any problems so I figured I wouldn’t call you.” And just… wow. Way to actually make me feel useless. It’s
mamayuuma: i love Fall Out Boy bc you have quotes like “you are what you love, not who loves you” but then you also have really assholeish lyrics like “let’s play this game called when you catch fire, i wouldn’t piss to put you out” and that’s
jalebis-n-jimmychoos: life gets so much better when you realize you can literally do whatever the fuck you want if you dont care what anyone thinks about you I cannot literally call my boss and say fuck you. I quit, then go buy a Lamborghini.
spooky-ferg: perchu: kumagawa: kumagawa: what is it called when you shoot someone on halloween trigger treating no its called homicide trigger treating
jimmymcgools: Kim is the one person who knows that Saul Goodman’s gone, and the guy who’s left is Jimmy McGill. I think she’s the one person who really gets that, and you can see it when he walks in the door. Peter Gould, Vanity Fair. They’re
xopachi: Give her a call when you need a better game.(inb4 shitty booty call jokes)
xopachi: Give her a call when you need a better game.(inb4 shitty booty call jokes)Late night reblog and a larger oily version.
ruinedchildhood: when you finally return your mom’s phone call after 50 missed calls
xopachi:Give her a call when you need a better game. (inb4 shitty booty call jokes) Late night reblog and a larger oily version.
ruby-white-rabbit: amemait: the-official-hate-of-pants: kingcartman: the-kenneth-mccormick: kingcartman: Why’s it called a blowjob when you suck not blow? It was originally called a belowjob, standing for ‘below the belt’ But because people
erin-ellingson: Very much so… When someone you don’t seem to know tells you about your routine, what you were wearing and such, it tends to bug you… I see what you mean… Hopefully the two of you will have gone over that already… Have you called
chlorokin: amemait: the-official-hate-of-pants: kingcartman: the-kenneth-mccormick: kingcartman: Why’s it called a blowjob when you suck not blow? It was originally called a belowjob, standing for ‘below the belt’ But because people are shit
teeniechoppa: “This CUTIE right HERE, is my CUTE BOYFRIEND.” —————— I was so upset the other day when I found out there was no Akushima route so I went looking to see if there were any fics, and I saw this very short one literally called,
insomniamerica: peri-dont: I hate when you’re like “wow nothing is exciting anymore” and someone pipes up like “it’s called growing up” actually deborah, it’s called major depressive disorder but thanks for your input Fucking this
animeshaven: when he calls, he calls for me and not for you
elyncia: hey, for science, could you guys reblog this and put in the tagswhere you live the language you speak most oftenwhat you call a tiny, overpriced grocery store on a street corner where you go when you just need a carton of milk or a candy bar
the-rogue-0f-light: virska: food-vacuum: when a plot twist seems completely obvious after it happens there’s a term for it in psychology, it’s called hindsight bias, when you feel like something’s obvious after it has happened, when in reality
queermaya: a few weeks ago i found out something very important when larry calls edgeworth “edgey” in english in the japanese game it’s “mitsu-chan” can you imagine edgeworth being called “mitsu-chan” in the middle of prosecuting a trial
diaryof-alittleswitch:the-official-hate-of-pants:kingcartman:the-kenneth-mccormick: kingcartman:Why’s it called a blowjob when you suck not blow? It was originally called a belowjob, standing for ‘below the belt’ But because people are shit at
words-of-emotion: “When people walk away from you, let them go. You shouldn’t have to talk them into staying with you, loving you, calling you, caring about you, or coming to see you … For if they really cared about you in the first place, they
dirty-brunette-beauty: brass-tacks-time: dirty-brunette-beauty: brass-tacks-time:I used to tell my cheating @dirty-brunette-beauty she better not pick up when he calls. Now I LOVE IT when she does 😈 I think you love it even more when I’m saying
sarasotaa: “Fake it till you make it” is literally the best thing you can do when you are trying to learn body/self positivity. Once you start calling yourself beautiful enough you start to believe it and then you eventually see that you
groovygaysex: You don’t mind at all. do you? You know it’s the truth. You are gay. You are a cocksucker. You are a faggot. And you love it when men talk dirty to you, calling you a whore, slut, faggot, cocksucker and more while his cocks in
I WAS THERE WHEN SHE TORE YOU APART. DONT YOU REMEMBER. IT WAS ME ON THE PHONE WITH YOU. IT WAS ME WHO TEXTED YOU AND HELPED YOU HOLD YOURSELF TOGETHER UNTIL YOU COULD CALL ME AND FALL APART IN MY WAITING ARMS WHILE I CAUGHT ALL YOUR PIECES AND HELD YOUR
princess–kittyy: tobamory: weloveshortvideos: When your best friend calls @jaded-misfits @alpha–mermaid when you text me first thing in the morning 💕 Omg this is the cutest thing ever. First thing I do when I wake up is check for Kitty
stardustbinch: when u catch ur gf staring at ur boobs: her face when u call her out on it: you when she catches u staring at hers:
gettingbusyintheoffice: pornzzilla: Lisa Ann & Johnny Sins - Real Wife Stories - Fuck to the Top When you are the boss, you can make an intern do your bidding. Case in point, when Lydia needs something - she calls in Mike.
hessomuchbigger: The reason your wife wanted to stay behind at her friend’s party when you went home early…. Don’t worry, she’s okay, she just got drunk and ended up crashing overnight. She’ll call you in a little bit when she’s ready for
getoffmybloghoe: when someone calls you funny when you find out that they’re being sarcastic
