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clestroying: When you accidentally touch the cashiers’ hand when you’re giving the money
batnoodles: jackbarakatsbuttblog: how-bad-do-u-want-it: afroarabia: “boys dont like it when-" "girls don’t like it when-” “people would probably like you better if-” FAVOURITE POST
jontronshat: jontronshat: jontronshat: when you find a very funny meme when you show your friend the humorous meme and he also has a giggle at it
crocobaby: Do you think every president goes through a awkward first few weeks in office when they’re not sure when’s the right time to ask if aliens are real or not?
ruinedchildhood: when you’re hungry and you remember there’s leftovers when you realize someone already ate them
lasagnababy: when rappers brag about being rich and breaking the law but then whine when people illegally download their music
black-frostbite: shubbabang: I know I’m not the only one who does this but you know when you have this like boundary around you when you’re sitting at a table or a desk that only you are allowed to be in And then someone or something that isn’t
rozalynpaige: yungterra: you can tell a movie is going to be a shitty, forgettable comedy when the font they use for the movie’s title in advertisements looks He’s a dumb drunk. He’s an even dumber drunk. But when their wives go on a spa vacation,
tearsofgoldandcrownoflilies: ebonybyg: bingedrunk: when straight people talk to gays when you’re one of the five black kids at your school ^^^^^^
isafeye: Everyone who suffers from social anxiety needs a friend who will help them order food when it’s too scary walk with them through crowded places help them laugh it off when they make a mistake not get tired of answering “no, you’re not
hayleylovatto: Oh, glory. This is how we’ll dance when, When they try to take us down. This is what will be oh glory.
prograrn: if we’re friends!! don’t apologize about talking about ur problems or anything ok if we’re friends i love when u talk about anything i love when u tell me things i love to know about ur life okay i love YOU
sexy-fruit: I don’t understand how all Muslims are called terrorists because of what one group of 19 extremist men did 13 years ago. But white people aren’t called terrorists when they invaded their countries, killed millions of civilians, when they
thesupremejew: landoflesbians: When he questions the poster, the look on the woman’s face breaks my heart. It’s so nice to see that sigh of relief when she smiles :) Umm she knew he wouldn’t say anything ignorant he’s stephen colbert how could
milliardo: milliardo: when your white friends defend you when you defend your white friends
opossummypossum: when you have too many responsibilities finals week social gatherings when people tell you opossums are mean and gross
hipsterbrigadier: anythingbutgrief: When a grumbly grump who hates everyone and sees the world as dark and cold and unforgiving loves a sunshiney optimist. When a sunshiney optimist who sees the best in everyone thinks the grumbly grump is the best
becketts-one-and-done: miss-jaxon-flaxon-waxon: onwardwall: thegingerbalrog: my-fandom-life: dismantlerepaired: whereismystrawberrytart: hikingnerd: timelordpillbug: follovved: amerlcanapparel: when she says she doesn’t send nudes when
the-vedder-effect: 50 YEARS OF VEDDER “The way I look at it is this. On average, we have maybe 50 to 60 years on the planet. And we probably have 20 years when we’re a vital presence, when you can actually do something with your life. So what
ehunk: r-efracted: hahrys: men moaning is basically the hottest thing a guy can do besides give you neck kisses lets not forget when they whisper ugh fuck under their breath or when they write me a check for 贄,000
daily reminder that the boy you’re in love with at 16 probably won’t matter when you’re 25. daily reminder that the math test you failed your freshman year of high school probably won’t matter when you’re graduating college. daily reminder
grey-violet: thorin-and-twerkteam: emotional abuse is when someone does something to hurt you, and when you express your feelings, that you’re upset, they turn it around to be something you did to hurt them and they force you to apologize for it,
psyducked: dickdickdickdickdickdickdickdick: those password journals were so funny and useless like what kind of secrets do u have to keep when youre 9 “i made my bratz dolls kiss today”???? I first discovered masturbation when I was 9 and I
big-bootyakasha: I had my boyfriend for secret santa this year and he was joking when he asked for a portrait of Vladimir Putin made entirely out of swedish fish but i don’t fuck around when it comes to christmas
npr: When Priscilla Graham-Farmer went to get her hair done in Newark, N.J., recently, she noticed the elevator in the building was broken, so she took the stairs. And that’s when Graham-Farmer saw him: a young guy sprawled out, not breathing. “He
o-natah:seriously though, how great is it when someone texts you when they’re drunk. like, they’re out socialising at a party, and still want to talk to you. their brain isn’t even functioning properly, but they still talk to you. drunk texts are
grandtheft-autotune: sting-rae11: Okay no. This shit is so fucking satisfying. I can not tell you the joy it brings me when an underage kid tries to buy GTA and when I tell them they need a parent, they go get said parent, and then I say “hey, this
carolingianempire: azuila: devourmysoul: I hate the term “women of color” Since fucking when is my peach skin not a color? Why must I be excluded from a group of women? your ~peach skin~ wasn’t a color when this was happening but now you
holmes-sweet-holmes: i-am-momo-senpai: twinkletwinkleyoulittlefuck: enchantedsnail: punksexandshit: ceaseless-reverie: 50shadesofgaylinson: What do strippers do when they’re on their period What do female astronauts do when they’re on their
gayvid-dickmour: when you start listening to ur favorite band less and less but when u listen to them again you’re like hELL YEA THIS IS MY FAVE BAND AND I LOVE THEM SO MUCH AND I FORGOT HOW PERFECT THEY ARE AND THEY MEAN SO MUCH TO ME
panic-in-the-streets-of-london: When you are sad remember in 1983 when The Smiths played their first show in the US, Morrissey didn’t wear his glasses and fell off the stage.
sixpenceee: You may never have heard of Pogo the Clown, pictured above, but when the paint comes off he was better known as John Wayne Gacy, serial killer and rapist in the 1970s. When he wasn’t appearing as a clown at children’s birthday parties,
aureat: I hope you all find someone who gives you cute names and tells you it’s adorable when you do embarrassing things and hugs you when it’s early in the morning and makes you feel like you have a whole disneyland fireworks show going off inside
therewerebirds:triflesandparsnips: This morning my daughter, who is nearly four, saw the stretch marks on my hips and stomach. She ran her hands over them and asked what they were. “I got them when I grew up,” I said, “and a few more when I had
mysticmoonhigh: sirsquidfish-thefirst: “You would rather talk to your friends than your own parents????” Well, yeah, because at least I know that my friends won’t make fun of my views and mock me when I stand up for something. When they
mytiredbones: Anyone else remember when Everclear was on Ned’s Declassified? That was the coolest thing ever when I was a kid.
katieljobling:When i have a bad day I lock my feelings into the paint as I move it around on the canvas - then when it’s dry it seals them in so those feelings don’t come back
taliabobalia:who you are in high school is not who you will be in college and who you are in college is not who you will be when you are 30. when you accept that you are malleable and ever-changing, you will be less resistant to new ways of thinking and
