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when i have any clips
dedican:‘ you build on failure. you use it as a stepping stone. close the door on the past. you don’t try to forget the mistakes, but you don’t dwell on it. you don’t let it have any of your energy, or any of your time, or any of your space.’ ——-
when you have a girl with implants, put her in this position. It shows off the implants better than any other position.
when you don’t have any cum left….then Aysha appears and you realize you do
When I get asked "Do you have any fetishes?"
When my friend’s son came over to watch movies I didn’t have any popcorn so…
When you find out she keeps baby wipes on her night stand but she doesn't have any kids
When you see someone rolling around in their computer chair, but your chair doesn't have any wheels
sexykatsy: The truth is, I really don’t like to wear any panties. It’ll get in the way for me to be used anytime. I love it when guys noticed I do not have any panties on when I’m in short skirts or up the stairs. I like the way how they stare
asianmouthpussy: I have to balance being taken seriously by my colleagues and dressing the way I want. Some days, when I don’t have any serious meeting scheduled or any appointments with clients, I like to feminize my wardrobe, which means short skirts,
munchonyosocks: dokudamitea: MASSIVE MILK ASS @y8ay8a do you have any spare MASSIVE MILK ASS? I BOUGHT 10KG THIS WEEKEND, I HAVE PLENTY TO SPARE. I NEED TO MAINTAIN THAT SQUAT ASS RIGHT.Do you want me to bring you some to put in your drink tonight,
When i get home i will be doing that weekend patreon sketch stream i keep yammering about. So, between 4-5pm PST i should be starting a stream~ and I’ll have voice on for the first time in a while ;P ** if you are a patreon i owe a sketch to,
When you have fiction, you have the opportunity to tell any fucking story you want. If you’re telling [the] same fucking story over agian it’s because, ideologically, you don’t give a shit about the other one@ashesforfoxes
When I have a daughter, and if she has a special dedication to a certain band, artist, and if by any chance, they live miles away from us, I will legit buy plane tickets and take my kid to wherever the fuck her future husband lives. I will take her to
meme queen
Skate 6 (gotta upload so much art here)
When my crush asks if I have any single friends I can set him up with
When I have any kind of obligation after work hours
When I got the picture on my phone then the text that said, “If you want to have ANY hope of seeing more than this, you’ll wear something equally nice and act accordingly.”I immediately put away the khakis I had been considering wearing and pulled
When the teacher says "Class, do you have any questions?"
sayariel: youshouldseethespearmintrhino: blainecries: THIS IS A FUCKING MAGNUM AND THEY ARE DELICIOUS THEY HAVE CHOCOLATE ON THE OUTSIDE AND THEN VANILLA ON THE INSIDE BUT THE BEST IS WHEN ITS CHOCOLATE INSIDE BECAUSE THEN ITS ALL CHOCOLATEY OH MY
I have two SOs and I don’t think I really have any couple cosplays lined up with them.
If you told high school me “Hey, you know that character you try to emulate when you have more masculine-presenting days? You’re going to have a Tumblr URL featuring them.” I probably would have said, “First of all, what’s
peppermintgrim: ellieptical: trinandtonic: mappysnappy: quasi-normalcy: kerryrenaissance: silverbellsolicitor: It kind of really confuses me when Barbie commercials have little girls dressing them up and brushing their hair Like no Barbie is not
When tumblr mobile loads everything but the post you actually want to see
r4yquaza: pikachhugrr: logic-dictates: If you understand this, you had an awesome childhood, and you are awesome. I AM AWESOME. Giant Dragonite woo Back when that episode originally aired in the US (when I was, like, 8) I got into an argument with
It kinda sucks when you dislike the most popular fan works in a fandom (especially small ones) for any number of reasons (wildly inaccurate character interpretations for example) but they’re so popular it’s all anyone recommends and all the newbies
littleliontyrionlannister: narunfiltered: Souvenir Shop Hawaii (I’m just a simple tourist browsing through the shop. My clothes are completely normal and plain.) Me: “looking around” Customer: Excuse me, but do you have any other styles of this?
Have any theories about this?Steven has two heads? Haha, naw, I know what you mean.Well, my theory when we first got the episode description a week or so ago was that Connie’s mom found out Connie’s been swordfighting (or at least just found her swords)
spacedewey:I think the most damage this site has done to me is making me think “It’s fucken wimdy” when it is, in fact, fucken wimdy outside.
classy-kate: i-wanna-be-stereotyped: I wish my friends would take random pictures of me when we hang out because I’m an arrogant prick and I want more pictures of myself that aren’t selfies. Someone finally said it
cocoaferret: alwaysanothersecret: unacceptablyyoursforever: feng-huang: moltenpool: airbendertenzin: Not going to lie. This made me rage. Hard. wot. …so do these people have any idea how reading comprehension works, or….? Oh for FUCK’S
When we don’t have any food in the house and can’t decide on a place to order from
When your best friend says they don't have any real friends
When she says "Any girl would be lucky to have you?" She don't wanna have you 🤗
bill-holmes: when you have an otp that practically no one ships and you have to really lower your fanfic standards
When I’m watching an ongoing anime that my friends are also watching, I can’t post any spoilers on facebook until they watch it as well. At the same time I need to express my feels….So…. This is pretty much what happens every
When you don’t have any gays in your costume department to tell you your tie is giving you witch undertones
What is New Years when you don’t have any friends same old regular Tuesday except I don’t have to get up at 5am 👍🏻
I hate this. I hate the power you have over me. Why do I still get upset when I think about you? When I realize I have to see you? When it used to be a happy hello, a conversation, and an invitation to dinner or hanging out at the hotel. Those were
When you realise any of us could have walked past each other at any moment in our lives and not have known.
touchmeslowly: I don’t think you have any idea how badly I want to do this with a man. I want to play in front of him. I want him to tell me what to do and when to do it. To unashamedly show him how him watching me makes me feel. The caption fits,
When Mr. Crude walked up behind Sabrina, she stepped up closer to Sarah, looked back at him and then said, “Sarah says she’s interested, but I want you to remember who your Number One girl is, old man!”“I won’t have any trouble remembering
When you have so much homework piled up that you end up not doing any of it.
when your skype freezes like ^ lol who wants to skype! I just realized I don’t have any important hw due tmrw :D
iswearimnotnaked: being 18 is weird because if you need help it’s “you’re an adult now, you can figure it out” but when you have any emotions or opinions of your own it’s “you’re just a kid, you don’t know what you want”
Had a really sweet customer…who was also hella fucking weird. Surprise, surprise! She also asked me if I had a bf and when I said no, she replied, “Good, you don’t need one.” Can’t say I disagree with her.
When I was in the 4th grade, around the time when Pokemon came out and the cards, I didn’t have any at the time yet but I was in the cafeteria at lunch time one day and I was sitting next to this boy. He was counting his money cause he wanted to
//kinda cringes at money cause im going to have to pay for my bday dinner + cake for the whole family cause i won’t be able to have any otherwise which i don’t mind much since i already pay for my own stuff its just i wish i could pay 50/50 and not
Any holes a goal when you have a cut cock!!
beautflstranger: I love this quote by an unknown author.If there is any lesson to be learned in life, it’s the ability to walk on. When you are being taken for granted….walk on.When someone doesn’t realize what they have, when they have you…walk
You know what I hate? When people try to disprove or invalidate ships with the whole “they barely have any screentime together!” excuse. Like, you ever think maybe it’s not the amount of times they’ve shown up together but the chemistry they’ve
it is a good day when i can eat pie, like rn
Have to be accompanied by my lover or some other male any time I go out to buy something in public, even when I have to be in the store for less than five minutes, I avoid going alone for fear of being sexually/verbally harassed by males. And it seems
