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when I was younger and I used to train with my grandmother, I used to work the heavy bag for hours. 2 or 3 at a time. Only problem was I was doing it ceaselessly, not really giving my body time to rest or recover. And I broke 3 knuckles and two fingers
all boring dudes will always reply "fair enough" when u say some weird funny shit
WHEN MY PI LETS ME DESIGN AN EXPERIMENT ON MY OWN
When someone tries to explain something to you by comparing it to something else you don’t understand
When I opened the mobile app there was a notification thing at the top that looked like thisAnd clicking Review brought me to the list. I have no idea if there’s another way to do it, though.
burgrs: i thought i left my ipod in the theater so we went back to look for it and i couldn’t see so i turned on my ipod to give me some light so i could find my ipod do u see where this is going because i did not
Random roleplayer gif meme.
When you wake up with the world’s best morning wood, but have to sacrifice it to use the toilet! 😵
When Daddy says take them off, you do it.
it sucks being on mobile because you can’t tag asks.:’c that’s where i do all my babbling lmao.
when u really hate a map so the game keeps putting u in it :|
yungmicro: thepoliticalnotebook: Brown Baptist Memorial Church, Brooklyn. Akai Gurley’s little brother Malachi Palmer is comforted by his stepfather as he reads at Gurley’s funeral today. An unarmed Gurley was killed in November by the NYPD. Photo
atasteoflee: hotephoetips: atasteoflee: hotephoetips: atasteoflee: When You Gotta Remind Niggas You’re From NY Lee why you look so good? This is actually the most intense lie I’ve ever read in my life , don’t do that to me @hotephoetips
When I’m watching an ongoing anime that my friends are also watching, I can’t post any spoilers on facebook until they watch it as well. At the same time I need to express my feels….So…. This is pretty much what happens every
soundlyawake: I just find it interesting that they’re called 1D when there are clearly 5 Ds to choose from.
Do you think that when I start dating someone that they’ll get jealous of all the fictional characters that I fawn over?
recoup: When your ketchup bottle precums onto your burger and u wanna cry
When you're 100% & bae replies with "yeah I hear you"
It’s funny how I’ll go weeks without masturbating, but when I do, I take a couple hours. The last few days have had some due to my period but tonight I was hitting up every single source :)
When your facial bone structure is on point but your CAMERA WONT NOTICE IT!
When I do something stupid and cannot stop thinking about it
when i get all i need to cover this song imma do it ;)
When Mr. Crude arrived at Judy’s apartment to let her perform her special project, she asked if they could do it outside.“Since the weather is still warm, would you fuck me out on the balcony?” she asked.“You’re not concerned that you might
When Mr. Crude arrived at Kitty’s apartment to let her perform her special project, she invited him inside and immediately led him to a window facing another apartment building.“Would you mind doing it here?” Kitty asked.“You want me to fuck you
When Mr. Crude asked Kate if she was ready to begin her special project, she looked at him as she stood in the sunlight and said, “Yes, sir. Would you be willing to do it outside? I love the feeling of the sun on my bare skin.”“Yes,
When I’m on campus I have my headphones on even if I’m not listening to music, I do it to avoid conversations.
That awkward moment when you're supposed to be cleaning your room, and you put music on and it turns into a dance party for one.
When putting the effort to make your ldr special is hard, but you do it anyway
fun fact: the first time me and darf tried anal it was in a forest and the second time (when he at least got half way) was 30 minutes before we had a party to go to and we got there and I couldn’t sit properly and he kept smirking at me from across
cummbunny: my feelings about people commenting on my body or what I do with it
When you hear your mom's car pull up and you didn't do ANY chores.
When I was in 10th grade I was taking French II and in that class were kids of all grades and there was a senior who was really tall and super cute and super nice and I did have a bit of a crush on him. He sat next to me but our teacher separated us and
It has come to my attention that in this house I’m staying in there are the exact number of cocks that I could potentially please at once… (3 holes, 2 hands.. like a true gangbang) … And I’m not sure what to do with this info so I’m dumping
I FUCKING CANT. HOW DO YOU MAKE SOMETHING SO AMAZING IN JUST 3 SECONDS. BLESS YOU CREWNIVERSE
When someone you don’t like reblogs something from you How do you politely tell them to go find cool shit somewhere else?
When I'm done at the gym I never turn the beast mode off. I go home, grab her and fuck her senseless
: It’s like everything else loses color when I focus on you.
..I just remembered I was doing the first pages of this part while I was at the train station after the cruise and /on/ the train too lmaojust sitting there with the laptop on my legs smh
when ur both impostors but you lose because u keep making out in vents instead of doing your jOB