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12guagevenusian: Suicidal people are not little robots who will politely inform you of when they’re about to self destruct. They understand how the world works. They know not all human intervention is good. They WANT to die. They will lie and manipulate
Last night I had a drunken dream that I got ‘skate or die’ tattooed. My dream self told my sleeping self to remember it because it was a good idea. I often know when I’m dreaming. This is the second time this week I literally turn around
bolto: when i die i want that cool thing done where they take your ashes and pressurise them enough to turn them into a precious gem. i then want that gem forged into a swords hilt so my heir can avenge me because im not dying unless im killed i can
thecybersmith: swampbrujo: realizing why your gay friend has dog toys, but no dog It’s always sad when somebody’s dog dies, even if they are a homosexual.
grand-romantic:“Kill the rich! Eat the rich! Bring back the guillotine, lmao!!”*rich racist dies*“Wow… So y'all are really celebrating someone’s death… He was a person… Don’t speak ill of the dead…
bumbledeefumble:lttrsfrmlnrrgby:… thinking about fatphobia in Star Wars, in the way that one does if they’ve never been thin except when, you know, very ill. Are there any unequivocally positive characters who happen to be fat? Because
uchidog:reblog this and put in the tags what comes up when you type “die”
fiantodurri: the mmm whatcha say meme will never die because when it dies we’ll have to play mmm whatcha say
"The death of Muhammad Avdol"* Avdol originally was supposed to die when fighting Hol Horse, as a blurred bullet hole could be seen directly at his forehead. Fan feedback ordered his return, and his death was retconned so that Avdol was merely put out
schyara: When the scanner doesn’t work but you still want to upload a drawing, you use the shitty 5mpx camera of your cellphone… Eremes Guile, because this guy is to die fangirl for!
natural–blues: tchaitea-hermione: thylovelylionheart: I absolutely hate it when people call sex a need. “I have needs” or “he has specific needs”—no, you have wants. Sex is a desire, not a need; otherwise nuns and monks would’ve died
boltong: when i die i want that cool thing done where they take your ashes and pressurise them enough to turn them into a precious gem. i then want that gem forged into a swords hilt so my heir can avenge me because im not dying unless im killed i can
calibornsbottomhoohoo: what if when we die everyone who had died already just kept on doing what they were doing so the afterlife theres like a bajillion new dr suess books and every ghost has like an iphone7 and everyone is going to go see shakespeares
baggedmilkhotel: When I die I want my last words to be “OMG DYING”
discoverynews: What Happens When You Die? Immediately after you die, your body begins to decompose. We thought it would be interesting to take a look at everything that happens after your heart stops beating.
pacaprincess: Okay so we definitely let out the angst feels when the Minao drama CD summary came out. But now we can focus on the sweet, fluffy things, right? Like the fact that we’re gonna get to hear Aoba and Mink living together more. We get more
thisgirlspeaks: I think about Kidada Jones a lot, is that weird!? I think she was engaged to Tupac when he died? And then five years later her best friend, Aaliyah, died. Idk, I just wonder about her.
bumbarbie: tittytaytay: clarknokent: sheopatra: kingpushatits: kingofhispaniola: chiief-x: preach Guess IMA die of cancer wasn’t hard to make this decision at all Hahaha When they tell me I have cancer “well you know what I been doin”
American film and stage actress Gene Tierney died on the 6th of November, 1991. Born in 1920, she was days from her seventy-first birthday when she died of emphysema. Known both for her beauty and her acting ability, she was nominated for an Academy
gayswimmingtitans: When a character you really like dies unexpectedly and you’re just like
lucille–ball: “She told me she dreamt she had died. And she came back as a ghost on Hollywood Boulevard. She’s walking along as a ghost, and no one remembers her. When she died, that was the first thing I thought of, because you never saw such
empresspinto: autumngracy: calibornsbottomhoohoo: what if when we die everyone who had died already just kept on doing what they were doing so the afterlife theres like a bajillion new dr suess books and every ghost has like an iphone7 and everyone
chocolattabrides: Photography by Khadija Saye Khadija Saye: artist on cusp of recognition when she died in Grenfell in Wednesday’s fire, was being exhibited at Venice Biennale and had caught eye of influential directorThe day before she died, Khadija
benepla: jared leto acting like he caught a case of psychosis playing a fictional character pisses me off because he’s obviously trying to one-up heath ledger, because everone thinks ledger died because he was soooo iiinn character, when ledger died
popularthink: rest in peace, river phoenix. (23.08.1970 - 31.10.1993) “I don’t want to die in a car accident. When I die it’ll be a glorious day. It’ll probably be a waterfall.” - river jude phoenix one of the greatest actors there ever was,
your-lovers-and-drifters: “I don’t want to die in a car accident. When I die it’ll be a glorious day. It’ll probably be a waterfall.” - River Phoenix
teddythemonster: czechoslogothia: thingswewontremember: tokomon: it wasn’t a glass it was an apple, asshole. i miss these shows more then ill miss my wife when she dies “if that would have hit her in her brain, she could’ve died!”
herotox7:poshhyena:herotox7:Wish you hadn’t done this to the chair Grammy died in :/ newsflash, this is how the chair was when she died.
::Autistic boyfriend hyperfixates on OSHA, texts you each morning about how grateful he is that OSHA exists, plays the CGI OSHA industrial accident training video highlight reel for you when you hang out
suckmyclick: when i die i will still be horny 24/7 DTF TIL I DIE AND BEYONDDDDDDD
Every day I go to work at a job I hate so I can make money to spend on living accommodations that I don’t have yet because I can’t escape this anyway so that when I finally die I can at least do it in my own space #goals
wearingpeople: calibornsbottomhoohoo: what if when we die everyone who had died already just kept on doing what they were doing so the afterlife theres like a bajillion new dr suess books and every ghost has like an iphone7 and everyone is going to
giirlfriendinacoma: “…I’d be scared -Scared of what?. -Dying, I guess… Falling into the void. They say you fly when you die” Enter the void (2009)“You’re the one who doesn’t exist. You’re doing this because you’re scared to death,
