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WHEN A JAMMER GETS BY YOU
When Mom died, Dad and I moved in with her brother so the three of us could look after each other. Both Dad and my uncle really missed Mom, and they often spoke about how much fun they had when they shared her. They sounded so sweet and so sad that I
When I die I want to come back as this ottoman.
When I die and see the bright light I sure hope it’s Christina Hendricks.
when i die, bury me with the ‘lo on
when biggie died, they came out with biggie fries
When you die but SHINee is dropping a new album
when i die i'm gonna become a ghost and watch attractive people shower
When I die, I hope I’m reincarnated as Janice Dickinson.
when i die scrape the resin from my lungs
When i die,
When I die, I’ll meet Rozz Williams, and we’ll start to make another PIG movie.
When Jenna died:
When I die fuck it I wanna go to hell, cause I'm a piece of shit it ain't hard to fucking tell
when i wake up from a nightmare i know you’ll hold me until i go back to sleep. so im going to hold your hand until you wake up.
When I die, I want someone to keep updating my facebook status to freak people out.
When I seen these I started yelling “Hey camel camel camel HEY camel camel! and it worked. Baby camels…cutest things in the world.
when i die, bury me in a landfill with the rest of the trash
When you grew up, you realized that Vasquez was the hottie in Aliens.“El Riesgo Siempre Vive”
When You Die You Have 7 Minutes of Brain Activity Left, Which Is Your Brain Playing Back Memories In A Dream Sequence
mageknight14: captioned-vines: seansoo: touch me HARDER Girl: “When he died, I was so sad that I would never hear that voice again. His laugh.” Bunny: [deep laughter] Girl: “His funny little requests.” Bunny: [deep voice] “Touch me.”
jonqhyunique: honey—chan: when i die can someone play gangnam style at my funeral
fuckimation: the thing in the world i most despise is when you’re trying to get ketchup out of the bottle but the little ketchup juice comes out that’s fucking disgusting i dont want your ketchup pre-cum stop that
alrightinthebayou: dayzea: When life gets tough it’s time to do some weird shit to your hair this is actually a very common feeling! psychologically speaking, immediate and unexpected changes in appearance (i.e. cutting or dying hair) are a way to
When I was little I’d ask my mom what happens when we die. I’d ask if we could touch each other and have bodies after our present bodies were in the ground. She’d tell me she wasn’t sure but that she thought maybe we’d have
when you see a comma in your bank account:
WHEN RACISTS DIE
fuzzynecromancer: tabularojo: fuzzynecromancer: Hoping the ancient Greeks were right about the afterlife because it means that when we die we will get to pet a dog. Cerberus, while he is a very good boy, is a working/service dog so you can’t pet
butchlizbian:riverkhamsin:talesfromtreatment:avoiding-claws:vetisntdead:shityouhearatvetschool:“I’ve only ever seen two nice Shar Peis and both of them were terminally ill and died within 2 weeks.”Similarly, I’ve had to euthanaze the only nice
When she forgot to tell you she is a squirter.
When Mom died unexpectedly, I went to the reading of the will. Naturally, Dad got pretty much everything. To my surprise, though, I got a package and a letter. The outside of the letter and package both said “Open when alone!” So I waited
When I die, will you sext me through a Ouija board?
When L dies
when L died
when i die, bury me with the lo on (via flymalcolmx)
when i die fuck it i wanna go to hell cause i’m a penis sucka
die historic on the eruri road
thank you guys for all the recs, btw. This is reminding me of 10 or so years ago when I couldn’t afford to reup my WoW sub so I went hunting for free-to-play MMOs and free trials to fill that niche for me (and F2P wasn’t as common as it is now). I
this urn will turn you into a tree after you die
antisociallysplendid: someonesthunderboltsomeday: lsdandthc: skittlezthecat: da-sy: redvinesgiraffe: You were on your way home when you died. It was a car accident. Nothing particularly remarkable, but fatal nonetheless. You left behind a wife
prettyboyshyflizzy: zenzfb: itzthablackpanther: kissthesecurves: thaladyk: sizvideos: Little girl getting emotional when Mufasa dies in “The Lion King”Video ;___________;wcked Me til this day We can all relate to her Every single time. I
tooquirkytolose: ok but did every kid have a certain historical time period that they were REALLY into?? like I was super into the california gold rush when I was 9 for no reason
when i die all i want on my tombstone is a yellow star that says “you died”
When someone dies in the grip of a powerful rage… a curse is born. The curse gathers in the place of death. Those who encounter it die, and a new curse is born. 呪怨 (Ju-on: The Grudge) 2002; dir Takashi Shimizu
When I die.
“When I die, I don’t want to go to heaven or hell. I want to stay on earth and haunt people. Turn the lights on in the kitchen when you thought you’ve turned them off. Hide under the bed and grab your leg when it dangles off while you’re sleeping.
seventhbrother: At my work, when a guest says “thank you” it’s the new company policy to say “my pleasure” instead of any other reply. I’ve been having a hard time remembering to say it instead of you’re welcome, and today when one of my
when fic is 2cute and u die a little inside
aurorajames: What MC sees when she wakes up first. Helena’s latest update got me feeling a lot of things <3
When Ghira was head of the White Fang, it was a peaceful organisation. They worked to raise awareness and would militate for equal right with nonviolent rallies. Things went downhill when Sienna took the lead, terrorist acts started under her rule. Then,
“When Kurt Cobain was alive he was known as the mysterious, quiet rocker. When he died he was known as a depressed drug addict. Kurt Cobain didn’t use drugs because the drugs used him. I don’t think anyone who knew him personally saw him the way