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nyancu: New purse new what’s in my bag!!!! (Excuse) Glad I have a cute makeup bag now so I can put all the loose stuff in my purse in there like pills, makeup, and tampons. Yas. I now carry around a planner to doodle on when I’m waiting.
spookypuke: deliciousvicious91: Cleaning out my purse. a huge huge and very literal same I noticed when I digging around in woman’s purse, they always have a set of crazy teeth, what’s with the teeth?
crowleys-beard: Look what I found in a DVD case.So going to photocopy a few more of these, and put ‘em to good use. In my purse you go!
In my purse is one piece of paper with what you should do next written on it. Let’s see how good you are at guessing. If you guess wrong, there’s another ten pieces of paper with your punishments written on them. Caption Credit: Uxorious
Now you know what happens when you complain about your weekly allowance. It goes back in my purse. Caption Credit: Uxorious Husband
Would you give me a hug? yeah? then come here, and fuck me love right here!!… yeah? dont worry i have a condom in my purse…bah!! what the hell! do me bareback :P
lunatrap: Would you give me a hug? yeah? then come here, and fuck me love right here!!… yeah? dont worry i have a condom in my purse…bah!! what the hell! do me bareback :P
alyossan: I remember the first time someone told me to keep Mace in my purse for self-defense, I thought they were talking about an actual fucking medieval weapon mace. I wish that had actually been what they were talking about because that sounds badass
moscowstars: What’s in my purse (by nicolette mason)
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alittlebitoflace: no matter where you go, there’s always that one girl who carries the entire drug store in her purse. headache? she has you covered with an advil. unexpected visitor from aunt flow? “what do you need girl? regulars or supers?”
edwardspoonhands: reading-thoughts: edwardspoonhands: Not Iambic….Do Not Accept… These tags I’ll pop, and boast in rhyming versethat what I wear puts swagger in my gait;though twenty shillings have I in my purse,my self-esteem and manhood both
whats-guud: sodapopera: godpenis: ahrned: diancie: I’m both the lady in the pink and the man. I’m lady in red minding my own damn business im her purse THE SIGNS AS PEOPLE IN THIS VIDEO:Lady in the pink- Aries, Taurus, LeoThe man- Gemini,
jellybeing: i walked in my room and bent down to pick up my purse and in the middle of bending down i forgot what i was bending down for and and i stood there half bending down trying to remember what i was doing and for a split second i honestly thought
fishingboatproceeds: 4tris-divergent: No. Its FUCKING PIZZAAAAA!!!! Pizzamas!!!!!! Day, 4? I think? semi-off topic, but I’ve always liked purses. What a great innovation the purse is. Anyway I am stuck in the Charlotte airport because my flight
gothiccharmschool: Guess what, peeps? It’s time for Auntie Jilli to talk about a cliche and be the tiniest bit elitest! Now, as many of you know, I am fond of vampire-themed stuff, and yes, I carry a pair of fang caps (in a special case) in my purse
ladynehemah: We had gone on a few dates, and we were headed back into his place. We both knew what was going to happen, and I as we started walking in, I told him that I wasn’t on birth control, and that I was going to grab my condoms from my purse.
neoamericana: dynastylnoire: What’s In My Purse? Girlcode knows my life I am ALL these women.
queeenkareemuh:neoamericana: dynastylnoire: What’s In My Purse? Girlcode knows my life I am ALL these women. this is so damn accurate.
eelizabit:boysona:maghrabiyya:greuzeisfuckingtrash:Dewey’s purse(Clip from Malcolm in the Middle, S2:E11)Dewey is hard femme I feel like it’s worth mentioning he had a brick in thereit’s the first brick from stonewall
pinklikeme:Did a What’s in my Bag for an illustration for work. C:
reading-thoughts: edwardspoonhands: Not Iambic….Do Not Accept… These tags I’ll pop, and boast in rhyming versethat what I wear puts swagger in my gait;though twenty shillings have I in my purse,my self-esteem and manhood both inflatewhen lofty
frodo-swagins: edwardspoonhands: reading-thoughts: edwardspoonhands: Not Iambic….Do Not Accept… These tags I’ll pop, and boast in rhyming versethat what I wear puts swagger in my gait;though twenty shillings have I in my purse,my self-esteem
Strap-on? That’s not what’s in my purse. I mean, that sounds fun, so thanks for the suggestion and all, but…when I said I was going to violate you… This is a smaller purse. It only had room for a few metal sounding rods.
I have what you would wear in my purse. Want to see it?
awesomeabduction: Fixing a Freeloader“What are you doing in my purse?”“Nothing.”“There’s 20 bucks missing. Didn’t I give you money last week?”“Yeah, but..”“But NOTHING. I’ve had it up to HERE with you wasting my hard-earned cash,
