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What if three girls went out into a field with one mission… to make themselves come as many times as possible? Well, um, this. If you liked that sexy audio of girls from ages ago, you’ll probably kinda like it. It’s kind of…
If I could begin to beHalf of what you think of meI could do about anything……I could even learn how to loveLike youToday is August 15. Happy birthday, Steven Quartz Universe
andworldbuildingtoo: Okay, here we have a representation flag for mentally healthy & able-bodied straight people. ________________________________________________________ Q: Wait what? Why do they need a flag at all? A: Because of equality. If all
If you think your screen name is witty or unique, send me an ask and I’ll tell you what I think of it.
“What if Yamcha had a Saiyan girlfriend?“ continues (I suppose). Also, don’t be surprised if I change Soya’s hair from time to time. Trying my best to give her a nondescript look.
what if i got a boyfriend i wouldn’t know what to do what do they eat how often do they have to be walked
What if 2 people were cuddling on a couch and person A had to pee but was to comfy to get up but kept fidgeting and person B asked if they needed to go but person A whined and complained embarrassed they were fine and didn’t wanna get up so they
What if, when you replay undertale after doing a genocide run, Toriel is saying “What a terrible creature, torturing such a poor innocent youth” but meaning YOU are the terrible creature, and she knows that Flower is actually what happened to Asriel?
kelagon: Coworker asked if I lost weight (nope), I must be looking a little different already, Yay!! congrats on 3 weeks :3
derekhaleoween: sometimes i recognize the fact that if my best friend and i were fictional characters people would ship us
What I do not understand is people comin to me with fuckin shit constantly on my day off as if I were here with my nametag, walkie, and business casual. Bitch no. You can treat me like the MOD when I am the MOD. Customers I expect to know better and still
What if I got a portrait of Alexander Hamilton on my thigh? Would anyone talk to me afterwards? Or would they just not be surprised? Also, how ridic would it be if one day I got so angry when talking to a student I HIKED UP MY SKIRT AND SCREAMED,
What I’m getting at is if you want to interact with me at all, please don’t misgender me. If I look like I’m on the verge of a panic attack, please get me somewhere safe. If I am putting up distressed text posts, please make sure
what if I just went to the con depersonalized then if I saw her I would feel NOTHING. PERFECT.
If you feel like you really, really need to talk shit about my friends’ blogs, then at least have the fucking decency to do it WITHOUT hiding behind anon. Shows only what a fucking miserable coward you are. Please choke on my enormous imaginary
what-if-stars-flew-by: have you ever just stopped and realized that if you hadn’t met a certain person in your life, your life would be completely different
what if the reason teru got his tongue piercing is because this one time he was with someone he tried eating them out/sucking them off and his partner said he was terrible at it so he felt super self-conscious about it and figured if he got the piercing
lsferr: roqweiler1911: sapphiredoves: I must have a sick sense of humor because I’ve been laughing so hard I’m sobbing for the past 20 minutes at this man offing himself over one of us being the main character in a movie. Imagine if he’d been
cobaltdays: kingjaffejoffer: bitterbitchclubpresident: fifteenfathomscounted: I get that native Americans are upset, I get it. That being said, this country would NOT be what it is today if the actions of our past were not taken What do you mean
what if at my nature park, i commissioned a giant sculpture of a spider in her web and made it part of the playground. then i could finally hug an arachnid without fear for her life or mine :) yes i’m a bit loopy today. don’t mind if i do.
:What if, and hear me out, people DO love you Your coworker who loves when they get to work a shift with you, even if you don’t talkYour cousin who’s relieved when they see you at family gatherings, who thinks you’re “the cool cousin” but hasn’t
IF THE ENTIRE THING IS CALLED A POPSICLE, THEN WHAT IS THE FROZEN PART THAT’S NOT THE STICK CALLED
If I offered you a brand new, freshly printed, crispy, clean, beautiful 贄 dollar bill, for free, no strings attached, would you take it? Yes? I know I would. Well what if I rolled it up into a ball in my hands, crinkling it, creasing it, maybe even
beethovensbae: If you get in my car and classical music is playing and you say “ugh what is this?” You best hop the fuck out because you best believe I will hardcore jam to Rimsky Korsakov as I drive away from your unappreciative ass.
if you cant trust liar, how can you trust me again? im running out of ways to say im sorry.....
diorgod: bluelava3: diorgod: I’m sorry what I did was cultural appropriation I honestly had no clue.. Sorry if I offended anyone, I deleted the pictures. I would never purposely to disrespect a culture BUT U DID !!!! U DID PURPOSELY OFFEND A CULTURE.
“If I suck your cock, will you pull out of my mouth and shoot your load right here?” Alyssia asked Mr. Crude as she spread open the top of her dress.“I can try, but what if I miss and get some on your dress?”Alyssia grinned and said, “That’s
warhol-kid: “plant blog”, “a wild plant blog appeared”, “you’re plantastic”, “(18)+”, “masturbation tips”?????!! what is this shit!? stop self promoting on every post you see with this garbage. stop being lazy and if you want followers
what-if-bigger: I can’t remember if i’ve already post these pics or not… well anyway this was the biggest water bloat i’ve ever had! i’ve chug 2,5 lt of water ^^ i was sooo full and i felt a bit sick too..,
What if Homestuck was like Catherine in a way. You go to sleep and you’re actually playing it in your dream but if you die, you die in real life and never wake up. So you have to get to certain check points in your dream so you can wake up safely
bdsmteddy:If you aren’t trying to steal my old band shirts and masturbate while wearing them what are you doing?
:What if you put your hands around my throat and called me a good boy while also degrading me in the smallest ways possibleWhat if I beg for it first👉👈
If you cannot tell me what it means when I say I’m a fiscal conservative and a social moderate, then stop talking about the current election and go educate yourself some more before voting, please. Those terms should not confuse you. In fact, they
what if everyone in one direction was black cash money young money direction with their hit single what makes you fine as hell damn shawty what cho name is
what if it wasnt imposible to think if I would like this time of year if I were cis and had a decent figure.
What if I never find a way to cope with what I am and what I’ll never have and life will have been in vain :/
What if I were good enough to find anything positive or slightly enjoyable with this anatomy. This can’t go on. I’m just not good enough to see the good in being this disgusting failure. What if I were valid and functioning. I deserve nothing
What if in understood how to be socially skilled enough to deserve a friend. Like what if I were good enough so that someone actually enjoyed spending time with me. Maybe it would do me good.
What if I win the lottery tonight so I can become a happy bean. just what if.
If I had a choice I would live and work in the archipelago. But dreams are only another form of selfharm. But what if life were different.
What if there were a way to make the autism go away and I could be a good and functional person. Just what if
What if body positivity wasn’t impossible. What if?
What if sundays were about giving a partner lots of orgasms before breakfast in bed. like what if
what if somebody in su had amber as their gem, would their holographic form be just a giant mosquitowhat if the mosquito was the weapon
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what if i doodled sachiko and yumi what if
if-only-anime-were-real: 8ecre8tive: hanjl-zoe: inyuyasha: 8oo: what if connie died and one day sasha turns around to crack a joke but connie wasnt there if sasha was the one who died, i could see connie bringing a portion of his meals to her
don’t bring your child if you are buying drugs. I don’t give a shit if it’s “just marijuana” - if you are illegally purchasing drugs don’t involve your child in ANY WAY
