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cupcakedrawings: cupcakedrawings: cupcakedrawings: i saw a poor budgie in the smallest cage ive ever seen in a pet store and im this close to going there and buying the little guy did i say a budgie i meant 2 budgies theyre adorable yes
the-pandora-box: betahoodie: voluptuous-lady-with-freckles: chazim: lexakom: sheabuttahgawd: thatpettyblackgirl: They only care about health when girl’s weight offends them but wont say anything to their friend who abuses drugs n shit. Sick
surfandwrite: Ravish Me Red by Sade Andria Zabala (surfandwrite) My more poetic way of saying “harder“ or "fuck me like you hate me.”
fumbledeegrumble: wonderingaboutwander: antinastyships: yourshipsaregross: lgbtloudhouse: Thanks. That’s all I have to say. I’m gonna take a break off of here. Feel free to message me or go on my Twitter which is the same url. This is honestly
theremina: floozys: i’m not over exaggerating when i say this is the most important vine of 2014 OMFG
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gristol:they say the mass effect fandom are the patient, everlasting ones but let us not forget about the dishonored fandom, who have not seen a single scrap or shred of evidence of a sequel and yet remain (like the leviathans of old), or the fallout
what she says: I’m finewhat she means: The fact that you can play as either the brother or the sister in Assassin’s Creed: Syndicate has some pretty upsetting implications. Since the series establishes that you’re experiencing the characters memories
and people say anime is shit.
2srooky: abunchofgrapes: 2srooky: whyamisospooky: you’re such a b**** (bagel) why is ewan mcgregor saying that in front of a waterfall Why not.
lorddarkfetus: lorddarkfetus: when u see a pretty lady and ur bepis says hello Why bring this back
genekellys: I’ve written a letter to DaddyHis address is Heaven aboveI’ve written “Dear Daddy, we miss youAnd wish you were with us to love"Instead of a stamp, I put kissesThe postman says that’s best to doI’ve written a letter to DaddySaying
What I’m getting at is if you want to interact with me at all, please don’t misgender me. If I look like I’m on the verge of a panic attack, please get me somewhere safe. If I am putting up distressed text posts, please make sure
siilitipu-valolla10cm: I love the fact that you can just basically say finland is shit or you hate finland on the internet and all the finns are just going to be really excited because you said finland
jessalrynn: amuzed1: black-to-the-bones: They’re literally calling for every white gun owner to step up and kill black people. That’s not okay. Just imagine a black person doing the same, saying the same things. A black person would be arrested
brassy: brassy: can someone help me find that picture with a guy standing naked on two plastic chairs holding two candles and a sign taped to his chest that says “i am serious now” and there’s a laptop hanging from his dick with a sun over it
Say this, with the exact same inflection she does, whenever you complete even the smallest of tasks and I guarantee you will feel as mighty as a Crystal Gem
WHAT IF STEVEN FUSES WITH UNCLE GRANDPA?
ndiecity:ndiecity:old timey dandy that you’re friends with on steam: I say old chap, might you be down for a game of amongst us later
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Just a look at some of the absurd shit tumblr is flagging now. I’d say a good 40-50% of my content without nudity has been flagged. Great job guys.Please go sign this petition.
frenchheartattacks: so my mom is a dispatcher for our town’s police and one time a man called 911 saying that he was with his kid and he didn’t think he was breathing and so my mom rushed a few ambulances out and directed him on how to give cpr over
imthegirlwhowaited: spookyviper: Thank god for Russian dash cams to bring us wonders like this they’re saying it’s 3am and they’re so tired and lets just drive and get out of here and then it happens and they’re like ‘well that woke me up”
What it says. #lovingmyhaircut #yesitookitonsnapchat #whatever #myhaironpoint #hahahaha
What it says. Slowly working on fitness again. #needtokeepupwithit #needmoremotivation
tincanopus: you know when you say the wrong word in a conversation and you think everyone will notice and make fun of you? and its like your worst nightmare? well that happened to mr misha collins and the word was ambivert
What if, say, everyone on Tumblr donated 100 grains of rice to freerice.com?
What to say when an artist quotes your commission higher than you expected:
disraeligearsgoestumblin: whatkindofcrazy: Im not going to say that he is lit, but he’s fucking trashed for sure. WHERE. THE FUCK. ARE THESE FROM.
aodong: Noiz remembering Koujaku’s birthday every year but always giving him gag gifts like arthritis cream, a cane, Metamucil, etc. And every year it’s the same reaction: Koujaku throws the gift at him, but Noiz dodges it and says he’s getting
huffingtonpost: Watch This Little Girl Age 80 Years Right Before Your Eyes They say time flies when you’re having fun — and if that’s true, then little girl that opens this video must have been having a lot of it. See the full video to see this
samiugadaete: Happy MatsuHana’s Day! C,:
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jamesbanes: Band aids don’t fix bullet holes, you say sorry just for show
truuqueen: gang0fwolves: dantydandelion: #BlackGirlsRock What is her name???? Y'all wrong for not including her name. Her name is Anaya Lee Willabus
ninalangstonn: When he say he suck titties.
trvviz: preedem: Kid Cudi has dropped too many trash albums to be trusted Niggas always in the barber shop Kid Cudi ain’t bout this, Kid Cudi ain’t bout that My boy a Rockstar on fucking Kanye and them He, he they say that nigga don’t be putting
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gokuma: roskiiart: florianesque: amuzed1: black-to-the-bones: They’re literally calling for every white gun owner to step up and kill black people. That’s not okay. Just imagine a black person doing the same, saying the same things. A black person
ceruleanfirefly:dlete:micdotcom:20 years in prison after having a miscarriage On Monday an Indiana court sentenced Purvi Patel, a 33-year-old who says she suffered a miscarriage in 2013, to 20 years in prison, making her the first woman in America to
mokonax765:I love how tightly korra is holding asamilikeone hand on her armthe other on her backAnd her face saying:”Ah, yes, I’ve wanted to do this for years now I’m never gonna let go”
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what you say bitch ?
jackthorn26:Nothing says “packed on a few pounds“ quite like splitting your shorts.
What kind of feedee are you?
What I say every-time my friends talk about ANY guy i fangirl about
poondragoon:bogleech: Sometimes they eat sand dollars : ) Sharks have 10-20 times the bite force of a human. A sand dollar test has roughly twelve times the crushing strength of a Pringle. QED, a shark may indeed experience the crispness of a Pringle.
What videogame song do you find yourself humming most of the time ?
shmapey: justmyflawedlogic: lokisgloriouspenis: okay today i learned that apparently the penis has a say in whether or not a child will be a boy or a girl female sperm swims slower than male sperm, but the males can’t swim for as long as the females.
theonion: Rock Apparently Factors Into Girlfriend’s Shower Routine SEATTLE—Saying he was confused about the full extent of its purpose as well as its overall benefit, local man Jacob Ferris, 25, nonetheless surmised today that the oblong rock located
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What part of I love you are you not getting? Do you not know how much it kills me to see you with another girl? Do you not understand how much I want you to tell me to stop seeing other guys. How can you not know that yours is the name on my lips before
bluehairedmullet: HQ!! ログ１ | 素子 Please do not remove source
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2-folk-4-u: this is honestly how i see everyone who says, “only 90’s kids will know this”
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