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Hey guys! I got a little TIP JAR thing going! If you like what I do, please consider buying me a coffee! <3 It’ll be just like a date, but theres no romance or physical contact. JUST COFFEE.disclaimer that the money isn’t actually going towards
oh my, sharing is caring…what say my sweet lesbian sissies don’t you want to be like this with me?
What do you guys think of our training? I cant wait to see what it looks like in a couple more months! Damn I LOVE this woman!!Excellent submission, lovetostretchpussy, we love progression. For such a short space of time that is excellent work, your
em-muh: dog-drool: drtanner: ravenhallow: despairhero: WHAT RHINOS SOUND LIKE CRYING PERFECT SWEET BABIES I love showing this video to people because no one knows what rhinos actually sound like. THEY’RE SO CONVERSATIONAL. oh noooooo This
This is what i imagined relationships to be like...
I debated if I should post these here or not. Please forgive if it isn’t your kind of thing! ;_;It’s from an 18 yuri comic story I’ll probably never end up drawing, but I wanted to see what it would be like. (/ω＼)
bemusedlybespectacled: solitarelee: unpretty: when i saw the headline ‘golf digest helps free man from prison’ i thought it was gonna be, like “he’s clearly in the background of this golf photo! that proves he wasn’t at the crime scene!!”
clonepa2:i love staying out of the loop. like, “lol whats happening?” i dont fucking know!
osointricate: Apparently some people can have a thought like “I need to do this” and then they actually have no problem getting up and doing it. What a weird way to live, how strange, wonder what that would be like.
cyprinodont: tariqah: In this month alone a Holocaust memorial was vandalised with “subscribe to pewdiepie” on it as well like… what is not clicking His fans will be like: “dont you realize that if you watch this very specific video for 10
nonespark: A STREAKER CUT THE ACTUAL CONTESTANT OFF AND BLEW THROUGH IT LIKE HE’S SONIC THE FUCKING HEDGEHOG WHAT THE FUCK
darkfliercynthia: what if u woke up and ur fav fictional character was snuggled next to u and they were like “good morning”
kneelbeforemistressphil:kaalashnikov:your-continuum:kaalashnikov: do you ever sit there and wonder what life must be like for people without anxiety like they just DO THINGS without worrying about them first wow Anxiety is an excuse I hope you walk
rainbowbarnacle:toastyhat:I just discovered foodtimeline.org, which is exactly what it sounds like: centuries worth of information about FOOD. If you are writing something historical and you want a starting point for figuring out what people should
madebytoast: if u told me a week ago that i would be drawing het fluff for alexander hamilton and elizabeth schuyler i’d be like…..who’s elizabeth schuyler BUT NOW I KNOW and oh man (i was going to link to a post that had posted this excerpt already
autisticsansa:largishcat:anyone else get embarrassed when their self indulgent daydreams are like too self-indulgent? like oh jeez the telepaths are going to judge me #ah so when you’re not Catholic you think it’s telepaths lol
From valoir, he thinks. Meaning to be strong.
jenndoesnotcare: payslipgig: frowny: red-winged-angel: micdotcom: Watch: It’s your right to share your salary, not doing so could be holding you back. I actually went around asking in my last job what everyone got paid after I got my promotion
michaelsexford: what i’d really like is for someone to objectively watch me for a week or so and then just sit down with me for a few hours and explain to me what i am like and how i look to others and what my personality is in detail and how i need
riverselkie: i want to run away…but like in ghibli movie. like i take a block of cheese a loaf of bread and some apples and wander through the flower-specked mountains wrapped up in a shawl and i happen to wander into a moving castle and fall in love
teaboot: teaboot: mjalti: why come they called him “beast” in the castle when everyone knew his name cuz they’d been working for him forever anyway? like …. i would just be like “hey chewbacca-Adam” or some shit, there’s no reason to call
capriciouscannibal: lets have more videogames where you’re the dragon character customization on what you look like get your own cave make a horde capture a princess and guard her and maybe be nice to her (maybe like have it a multi outcome so how
charlottelabouff: It’s a scientifically proven fact that if you are from the south and u say that u are cold, northerners will come flocking to you from literally every fucking direction screaming shit like “U DONT KNOW COLD!! I AM FROM THE NORTH!!!!
Y'know what, I’m going to be mildly disappointed if we never get a Gem based on Apatite who really loves to eator, alternatively, who hates to eat.
elixiroverdose: there’s nothing I don’t like about that scene
hypnoticstare: abitofabadass: for once i want the girl in the action movie to be the one that’s like “okay stay here, hold this gun, don’t move" and i want the guy to be like “what the fuck do i do, oh my god is this a gun, don’t leave
finalfantasythings: I remember back in the day, I was so excited to turn 17 because that meant I’d be the same age as Squall, Rinoa, Tidus, Yuna, Zell, Selphie and Irvine (and a whole slew of other favorite characters from other fandoms I follow).
fats: why can’t daddy doms just be like “dat hot” on a picture??? LIKE WHAT POSSESSES YOU TO SAY SOME OF THE SHIT YOU SAY YOU WEIRD FUCKS WHAT IS GOING ON!??!!?
prince-ichi: sad hersha to companion sad ren WHAT ARE THEY SAD ABOUT??
ceebun: sousuke be looking like the guy who wants to murder you with his glare but lets be real he’s the guy that when rin goes up to him and goes ” what u thinkin bout grumpy ?” he’d be like ” do you think dogs think in barks or do they think
my dash be like 98% re:c mink and 2% ren.
so like. what’s it like to be romantically attracted to someone
so like what if iwaoi personality swap & iwa calling oiks oikawa-chan or sth omf someone pls talk to me about this also setter iwa and jealous wing spiker oik b/c wtf iwaizumi those arms are MADE for spiking
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chellzaintshit: laybaby143: trublulotus: understand that telling women how they should dress or behave in order to be “respected” is EXACTLY LIKE white people trying to tell black people and other POC what is and is not offensive. you do not get
lostqueenlostqueen: garatt-tatt-tatt: lostqueenlostqueen: I finally finished editing my 26 page paper. My eyes are tired 26 pages on what? 😕 A history page on the historical development of English as a Second Language Programs as it pertains
blkbruja: you really can’t be out here talking about Beyoncé can’t sing and in the same breath say “as a singer myself” … like honey what you sound like???
shesgotitfknmade:This is what 292lbs looks like. 292? It must be largely muscle, she is small for 292. Either way she looks great 👍🏾
wetwareproblem: computerworm: What people who aren’t victims of parental abuse don’t realize is that we’ll talk about our abusive parent like “I fucking HATE MY MOM so much, she should be in prison, etc” then 5 seconds later be like “well
It’s one thing to like somebodyIt’s one thing to start a relationship with that personIt’s one thing to be like the same thingsIt’s one thing to be into them on an emotional/mental levelBut, its an entirely different thing to be
theclockworkphoenix:tinytmas: gabriellejae: i wonder what it’s like to like date someone and know their family and go over their house whenever you want and sleep over whenever you want and what it’s like to have their family absolutely love you
i put the cash money i saved for my vacation in a safe place but i always forget where i put stuff so i made a lil reminder note in my phone but i didn’t want to be too explicit about iti put it in a jar and i put that jar way back in the bookcase behind
thedorkiestviking: papadaftpunk: american sex education be like UI JUST SPIT OUT MY JUICE
virginitied: when the test question says “describe what’s happening in the picture” but the picture be like
norulesnobras: girlmariano: highschoolhottie: dont-kill-the-kennedys: myonlyphenomenon: I’ve been staring at this for 5 minutes That’s what it looks like. That’s really what it looks like Being out in the ocean is actually so scary because
ihatedoorsbutnotmusic: so-uncivilised: tumblr mobile users be like I’m on mobile so I don’t know if this isn’t loading or if it’s a joke
jaclcfrost: 18-19 are good ages because even though you’re technically an adult you’re also technically still a teenager too. you can still blend in and be like. greetings, fellow teens. what’s up. what’s shaking. what’s the word
sometimes I don’t get why some of you reblog random posts of mine like “today on the couch my mom said she really likes celery” *reblog* why?? did this happen to you too? are you mocking my mother? what’s happenninnnng
at the aquarium there was this thing where you could feel what it was like to be shocked by an electric eel and darfin hold the thing for like a minute but I didnt even last five seconds
I wonder a lot if I was in porn what category I would be in like can I still pass for ‘babysitter’ or am I an old hecker now. but lesbian for sure tho, sign me up.
i just realized, the trope i said about one person liking the other person they originally found annoying through time and being togetheris basically what happened with Mako and Wu and i ship them right next to Korrasami LOL
I feel like the second my husband and I see eachother and can be alone it’ll be like Daddy: “What do you want me to do to you” Me: “Just fuck me up”
floralmarsupial: “What would you say if you could talk?”“Let me out” “Let me go.” “What’s it like to touch space?”“Being shot in a tin missile up into the sky?” “It’s noisy, frightening and very dangerous.” “Let me go.”
montypla replied to your post “Would NSFW2 basically be Futurama’s “UltraPorn”? Are you even old…”I would imagine NSFW 2 being like Super Saiyan 2 for pornBut what would it be like to go beyond even that?
:^))))Hey you know what would be radical?Not fucking commenting on my headcanon art post with some shit passive aggressive comment like ‘She would probably have the one eye tho lmao’ like wtf I get that everyone has different headcanons that’s
ladyofacat: Can’t wait to see Lila talking bad about Ladybug, and Chloe freaking walking right up to Lila and being like “Excuse me?! What did you say?!”I want Marinette to be a witness.
anyway if HS is reaching a “gay singularity” (which means it’s becoming hella gay) what if Johnroxy turns out to be the only straight ship in it that would be hilarious
i apologize in advance once again, my doodles from now on will probably be a mess of OC story building and random ships that i’ve liked in the past/present. im trying to figure out what i even like anymore @ v @
Nothing like a good ol’ sad film to just completely crush you
