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megnesiums: lumos5001: zumainthyfuture: Carrot clarinet Bruh………… #MAYONNAISE MAY NOT BE AN INSTRUMENT BUT A CARROT SURE AS HELL IS (via themeggowithleggos) why pay + for an instrument when you can just mAKE ONE OUT OF A CARROT, A FUNNEL,
pyrojack-o-lantern: When you spray Febreze Fabric Refresher® on the rug
alexthegenius: holy shit dumbledorethedragonborn rageomega thatfatwhiteguy b-boyleroy
spankmehardbarry: omgs: *daddy rips dick off and throws it* “go fetch :)” me: yes daddy of course :33 *spits his dick out on his shoes*
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ratchetmessreturns: Y’all are heartless Y'all are fucking relentless
edittheworldaway: picklespickleyama: bronzebasilisk: fan-troll: lord-kitschener: jimblespage: jolys: caterjunes: spiffymuffin: yunghau5: 3dboyfriends: smashbrethren: prostheticknowledge: Dildo Generator Online 3D experiment by Ikaros Kappler
theremina: floozys: i’m not over exaggerating when i say this is the most important vine of 2014 OMFG
ZACK IS ON TUMBLR
profiting: kingcheddarxvii: Human evolution in action is this how gay sex works
jaredeast: fakebreast: please delete this right now Fucking. Dead.. Dying
Let's just think.
com-humor:LIBBY COOPER, YOU’RE A STAR Currently:
flustered-custard:“i’m 4% Irish, 28% German, 14% Scottish- OH MY GOD IM FUCKING DEAD XD
itstedsheeran:I laughed so hard I fell off my chair. (x)
soliloquief:marilyn monroe was so real
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weloveshortvideos:When the teachers makes the ghetto student participate in class.
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goodmorningshipwreck: pitmother:never forget. Yessss
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I’m sooooooo doooooooonnneeeee
Literally bored beyond relief of my Xbox One 😔 I’m poor so I don’t have very many games to begin with (I made sure I bought games that could hold me for a long time). But now, even the games I always used to play day in and day out that
What a great night last night 👌
stormyletters: featherquiills: prettyoddasnineintheafternoon: thetruthboutmylies: is0lated-system: littlemisspartyhardy: sunpeach: okay does anyone else find it kind of strange that dove makes chocolate and body soap magnum makes condoms and
doctorhorrible: gettin real sad bc certain ppl haven’t followed me back yet YOuRE nOT eveN FllOwinf MeEE!!! FOUND YOU
What even is this omg
What if I just become Bilbo. Like, a very queer Bilbo. And I just stomp around my dining room when my cishet friends are over and yell, “There are far too many cishets in my dining room as it is!”
What about the CASKS, chief?
What I’m getting at is if you want to interact with me at all, please don’t misgender me. If I look like I’m on the verge of a panic attack, please get me somewhere safe. If I am putting up distressed text posts, please make sure
What color do you think my soul would be?
jinxamataz: commissarcuddles: hexane-nightmares: Holy fuck. I never really understood how they caught birds before, I assumed they had to sneak up on them. How was this even caught on camera? did that cat fucking put the thing in its mouth in midair
tastefullyoffensive: “My friend’s majestic huskies.” -Hellbetty42
littlehawk-and-lionheart: Philly vs. Brissie.
alecblushed: @mradamscott: Every time I use the flashlight function on my iPhone I feel like a fucking hero.
diagonally parked in a parallel universe
catherine-tate: I’d like to do a play; I’d like to do Much Ado About Nothing; and it just so happens that the perfect Beatrice in my head is Catherine.
What Keeps the Stars Apart
dadalupegarcia: Crazy hair
acidtrippers: acidtrippers: space jam’s birthday is in 3 days and it’s gonna be 17
what-even-is-thiss: 221cbakerstreet: libertarirynn: konoira: Moses And The Burning Bush Is this prince of Egypt fanart because I am all over that. I mean isn’t the prince of egypt technically fanart itself As a person that teaches Sunday School
what-even-john-adams:
workingitinportland:Okay well first of all seize himhttps://www.instagram.com/p/BoHosNkhtCvzGAzdvCNWGf6NyEz3sVdDdKgsg40/?utm_source=ig_tumblr_share&igshid=1590hfiia8b4l
meanwhileinpetesworld:
emmettcarverssoulmate: emmettcarverssoulmate: David and Georgia Tennant: an album. Reblogging because this is gonna be the new album cover courtesy of Georgia Tennant herself
what-even-is-thiss: pottamux: kamen-rider-zed: bunjywunjy: celticpyro: fenharel-em-halam: So myself and two best friends got matching tattoos that say Κύριε ἐλέησον. It’s pronounced Kyrie Eleison and in ancient Greek means “Lord
what-even-is-thiss: just-shower-thoughts: For some reason were scared of looking into the abyss of the ocean when its only a few miles deep, but we’re completly fine looking into the nearly infite abyss of space. In fact, most of us find is calming.
what-even-is-thiss:libraford:Republicans continue to threaten us with a good time.
what-even-is-thiss:red-mercer: trashboat: tumblr just fucking nailing it today Unrestrained summer fun Click all photographs that contain power lines.
what-even-is-thiss:wizardpotions:I honestly think that the reason that twitter and tik tok think that tumblr is dead is that it does not have an algorythym that spoon feeds you content in the same way, there’s no fyp and there’s no news feed
what-even-is-thiss:funnytwittertweets:The women in science sticker adds a certain flavor to this that I can’t quite describe
gingermob: Indiana Jones Mystery Package “We don’t really even know how to start this post. Yesterday we received a package addressed to “Henry Walton Jones, Jr.”. We sort-of shrugged it off and put it in our bin of mail for student workers to
suddenlywolf: straight guys are absurd. i once asked one if they’d kiss a boy for โ,000 and they said no. at that point it’s not even gay it’s just the best option
So do I choose the one that will take up to 6 days or do I choose the far more expensive one that can take even longer? Oh decisions, decisions
beartier: my mom said ‘Hitler was a penis potato’ and i have never been more confused in my life until she looked at me like i was stupid and said ‘dictator… penis potato… god its like you’re not even my daughter’ i am so fucking done
whats even the point of liking fictional characters if you dont project onto them in a multitude of weird and personal ways you feel uncomfortable discussing in significant depth with people
lonelyistheonlycompany: stfueverything: nigga-are-you-even-kawaii: iamretrokid: dooleydotj: iseesaystheblindman: jamilasworldd: lovedomidee: luvyourselfsomeesteem: ablanksheet: jesus. He sounds better than Lorde tho Wasn’t expecting that.
killbenedictcumberbatch: owning-my-truth: 12 Year Old Dymond Milburn was severely beaten by 3 plainclothes police officers because they thought she was a prostitute. Even though they beat her with a flashlight and caused injuries to her head, spine,
what-even-is-thiss:With almost everything on earth there’s someone that’s dedicated their entire lives to it either through hobby or career and I’m so glad that there’s someone thinking about everything. I’m glad that there’s people that travel
miaman: heroburger: So I just got this weird message from someone pretending to be Beek. I’ve never even spoken to Beek so I was really confused at first. However this url has a hyphen. Beek’s url is beekwhy, not beek-why. When you go to the blog