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latex-kitten: leatherlacedbass: masochistic-babygirl: kinkylittlestoner: submissivefeminist: artofbondage: Inflatable collar! This is so fucking intriguing. well it looks like I’ve found what I didn’t even know was missing from my life.
catmojis: pizzaplier???? what??? i don’t even know why i did this i just like drawing mark and so i made this but it makes no sense at all? there’s no purpose to it it’s just mark and a floating pizza behind his head. this is what my life has
Here is an exclusive first look via selfie at what I’ll never even touch. My insanely hot fiancé’s (new) breasts) (I paid for!) so her real man of an ex boyfriend can enjoy while my horny lil virgin cocklette stays locked up. Perfect life.
slugboxcreatureart: Commission sketch. Sometimes I stop and am like wow what am I even drawing in my life and other times I stop and am like wow yes and this time it is the latter.
theshiningd2: goatdick: ty tyrone ;_; I love this because this is actually what he does for a living. I love it even more that he’s adopted the Tyrone moniker. Yeah this sounds right in my option.
bookavid: littleblurryblue: bookavid: kanadskiy: it’s official, the uk is fuckboy capital of the world wtf i have never used the monkey emoticon in my life what does that even mean??? Monkey emojis are so expressive why wouldn’t you use them
hessomuchbigger: It’s so sweet that even during the middle of your busiest days at work, you still stop and think to yourself, “I wonder what my wife, the love of my life, is doing right now, I should text her to remind her how much I love her.”
wendellboy1: mykindofhotmen: “There’s so much porn, I don’t even know what to choose to jerk off to! Damn, my life is hard. Almost as hard as my cock.” Great…
light-upmyw0rld: methstorm: j3sustits: kfcrage: challenge shit OMFGGGGG I CANT BREATHE OMFG what is this, I DONT EVEN WANT THAT IN MY LIFE OMFG
kaciart: of-things-unknown: radioactive-lllove: lexinoel342: dancemommamaniac: I AM ACTUALLY IN TEARS CRYING FROM LAUGHTER I HAVE NEVER LAUGHED SO HARD AT A VIDEO IN MY LIFE OH MY OMG I CANT EVEN TELL YOU HOW GREAT THIS IS. WHAT JUST HAPPENED
-look-at-my-life-: what is this………….i dont even……….. DAMMIT RABID FANGIRLS
susiebeeca: What’s even more impressive about this is that my mother thought up that analogy on the spot. (Yes, I know I was a rather morbid little kid!) Remember, this doesn’t just go for families; no matter who you are, you’ll leave those holes
yummytomatoes replied to your post: your reputation is porn im not even joking WHATS wrong with that thats my life y living my calling I think your reputation is GETTIN ALL UP IN MU FAEDC ` 8l
I feel like most of my life has been taken away by mental illnesses and trauma, half my days are miserable for what I’m pretty sure is bipolar disorder, loads of time has been taken away from my via my aspergers and stress. I never even had a fucking
abujphotography: I was never good at letting go I held on to a lot of things and people even tho it wasn’t benefiting or bettering my life Sometimes we have to accept what is and let go That’s the only way to be truly happy in this world I was
abujphotography: I was never good at letting go I held on to a lot of things and people even tho it wasn’t benefiting or bettering my life Sometimes we have to accept what is and let go That’s the only way to be truly happy in this world
meekusah: shaded-iris: limmel-xiv: snakelinksonic: I feel that if I don’t repost this somewhere every year at some point, I’m living my life incorrectly. What is even.. Some backstory. In FFXIV, for a very short spurt of time, there was a glitch
death-limes: callingoutbigotry: angiewarhol: WHAT THE FUCK I just NOPEd the most forceful nope of my life this is such bullshit i cant even ._. Trick question, Rape is never okay.
hereisfleiss: WHAT IS EVEN HAPPENING WITH MY LIFE
neonlink replied to your post: “Wh-! Wait, what does that even mean? … Wow fiz. This is pretty cute/lewd hejji said: HOOOLY SHI HOLY SHIT SHOLY HOOOOLYYY SHIIT I love .. these fucking robot cyborg babies FUCK MY LIFE, FIZ -@w@- aieee
weasleyismyking: what-is-this-i-dont-even: I need this mug. this needs to be in my life, right now TEE AND SHARKS MY FAVORITESSS.
arabellesicardi: nose1672: nose1672: this is the wildest paragraph n a half i have ever read in my entire life what kind of chaos did she cause in the online knitting community that shawty had to fake her own death? did you know she’s not even
dustycats: honestly i dont even play an active role in my life shit just happens and im like oh is this what we’re doing now ok
plznthnku: obedience-is-the-law: crazypandas: You know, some things are just awkward to say out loud. Never hold back I am actively practicing admitting the things which arouse me. It’s amazing what even do that does Story of my life….:o
I am very predictable in what words immediately get my attention
Does anyone else have this thing happen where, like, a patch of skin (usually just on limbs) gets really sensitive and kinda feels like it’s sunburned, even though it’s definitely not? Like it’s not red or anything but it’s very
me: *tries to focus on one thing, any one thing, for like five minutes*my brain:
balkhy: noknuckles: this is real life OH MY GOD THIS IS FROM LIKE LAST SEMESTER IVE NEVER SEEN THIS BEFORE HOWD YOU EVEN FIND IT WHAT THE FUCK
monsieurpaprika: Zombie apocalypses aren’t nearly as fun in real life as they are in video games. this is probably like the farthest ill ever actually go with any of my aus LOL kinda ran out of stamina towads the end there though… if you get the
wednesdayaleen: worldasweknowit: kendrickgirlcrush: vickiimadd: My life is complete. Nobody going to mention what seems to be a lesbian polygamous relationship? Lisa lives a happy life, Maggie becomes even more badass and Bart turns into Hommer.
lamppu: falconpunchyourmom: onlyblackgirl: You know what, I’m not even mad. Sometimes it just be like that. lmfao yoooo zero fucks. #lmao #me heading forwards in life even tho my mental health is in shambles via @magpiecake can relate
notmeevs: classicmeevs: dustycats: honestly i dont even play an active role in my life shit just happens and im like oh is this what we’re doing now ok im like this with my blog holy shit fucking true though
dazzlingkai: dancewithsunnybunny: thatkpopfan: What is this even from werk gull werk I’ve been waiting for this my entire life
of-things-unknown: radioactive-lllove: lexinoel342: dancemommamaniac: I AM ACTUALLY IN TEARS CRYING FROM LAUGHTER I HAVE NEVER LAUGHED SO HARD AT A VIDEO IN MY LIFE OH MY OMG I CANT EVEN TELL YOU HOW GREAT THIS IS. WHAT JUST HAPPENED I’m
casscass91: worldasweknowit: kendrickgirlcrush: vickiimadd: My life is complete. Nobody going to mention what seems to be a lesbian polygamous relationship? Lisa lives a happy life, Maggie becomes even more badass and Bart turns into Hommer.
badoverwatchquotes:Mei: Basically, my life’s work is 3,600 pages of garbage. Even Angela couldn’t understand it.Hana: So, what does Angela know?Mei: Everything. That’s my point…she knows everything, and it was too convoluted,
thats-not-even-raven: boyce-sparklez: nerdable: poolfullofjello: i-cant-believe-its-not-chicken: i-cant-believe-its-not-chicken Its decided my life goal is now to star in an infomercial How do white people survive? What the is the guy in
dazzledbydisney: This is why I don’t give my cat catnip often I have never laughed so hard in my life. It’s like she’s taking an evil selfie in the first one, then I don’t even know what the fuck that second one is, and she looks like she’s
cravehiminallways212:This. You are my best friend, partner in crime and love of my life…I don’t necessarily care about what we have is called. I just need you by my side.Glad we got to catch up this evening. Missing you terribly, love…Wishing you
sexysparklerz: Take the time to notice what is real!!! I have seen the sad reality of even the strongest bonds shrugged off and completely ignored. I know lives change and everyday realities diminish some bonds, but even at this stage of my life it
max-thicke6969: banginazzbeauties: I’m not even sure exactly what it is about her but she is perfect side chick material. I need Chanell Angeli in my life MaxXxwell Thicke’s Playhouse!
helloohannah: I really have no idea what is do without you my little munchkin! I love you more than words can even explain. Please always stay by my side. You’re my all and I can’t wait to spend my life with you.
worldasweknowit: kendrickgirlcrush: vickiimadd: My life is complete. Nobody going to mention what seems to be a lesbian polygamous relationship? Lisa lives a happy life, Maggie becomes even more badass and Bart turns into Hommer.
banginazzbeauties: I’m not even sure exactly what it is about her but she is perfect side chick material. I need Chanell Angeli in my life
chocobo-strider: of-things-unknown: radioactive-lllove: lexinoel342: dancemommamaniac: I AM ACTUALLY IN TEARS CRYING FROM LAUGHTER I HAVE NEVER LAUGHED SO HARD AT A VIDEO IN MY LIFE OH MY OMG I CANT EVEN TELL YOU HOW GREAT THIS IS. WHAT JUST
ohmygod what is up with tumblr and all these relavant posts to my life right now? what even?
henricavyll: “My life is yours. And it’s yours to decide what we shall do, where we go next. To France, to Italy, even back to Scotland. My heart has been yours since first I saw ye, and you’ve held my soul and body between your two hands here,
chickyhope: skinnyheadfuck: biancajade: dropdeadtim: sexylittlethings: emisummerful: that is tinkerbells vagina… childhood is gone. what the mother fuck?!!?! Who NOTICES THESE THINGS. lol, i can’t even stop reblogging this omg my life is ruined
restoremyfateinthese: of-things-unknown: radioactive-lllove: lexinoel342: dancemommamaniac: I AM ACTUALLY IN TEARS CRYING FROM LAUGHTER I HAVE NEVER LAUGHED SO HARD AT A VIDEO IN MY LIFE OH MY OMG I CANT EVEN TELL YOU HOW GREAT THIS IS. WHAT
sans-papiers: itsazombiething: little-marci: lotsalipstick: this is literally what its like being a cam girl I’M SCREAMING WITH LAUGHTER OMG THIS IS THE MOST ACCURATE THING EVER
greelin: sorry to be corny but grocery shopping IS absolutely a form of intimacy like.. i’ve never felt more loved & in love in my life when i’m shopping with someone (my girlfriend) and i don’t even mention what i need yet but she’s already
I’m going crazy without having someone in my life. I miss intimacy so much that it is physically painful. Yet I don’t even know what intimacy of any physical kind is like 😖 I want to be good enough for a relationship. But I just can’t
I’m not even going to sugar coat this, fam. Yo, every one’s always taking pictures of their pets and talking about how they’re oh so loved, and appreciated, “How cute! What at cutie! My baby, my life! My cat/dog/lizard is better than yours. Best
equalistmako: equalistmako: This is even more disappointing than my life choices Oh… right. Well, I mean this still sucks for people without iPods/iPhones. ugh why can’t I just read it on my computeR THIS IS NOT WHAT I DIDN’T PAY FOR *flips
Busted my knee!!! What the fuck is wrong with this weekend? Basically my life has even reduced to “I you have sex you get pregnant and die” except without the pregnant part…
