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Thank You, Baby “I really have no idea what you saw in me. I was a complete fucking wuss until you laced my food with that masculinity-enhancing formula - a boring pimple-faced dork.” “Fuck, I was as scrawny as those little faggot bitche
Cravings “Pssst! Look at Dorkface in the corner!” “Ha - what a joke! That wimp looks completely drained and he could barely bench 90! Look at him tremble and try to catch his breath after that wussy set. Pathetic.” “Never
Informed Consent “Trust me kid, I know what I’m doing. Didn’t my last tattoo work? Three weeks ago you were just a bag of bones. Now look at you! You are one sexy-looking stud, if I may say so. You gotta admit, the magic behind these
The White Knight It wasn’t difficult to piece together what had happened to Eddie and Dustin in the old chemicals factory. The boys hadn’t bothered to cover their tracks; not too surprising considering how arrogant they were. It wasn’t long before
Love and the ChronivacThe short, plump young man entered the empty elevator with what felt like an entire rainforest of butterflies flapping inside his stomach.The doors closed smoothly as he took out his phone; his clammy hands trembling as he unlocked
The Blow Job, Part 1“What the hell was that?†cried out Mark as he wrenched my head from his crotch.He dropped to his knees, his cock spasming and hosing out alarming amounts of clear liquid to the floor.I didn’t know what to do. I had never done
musclewriters: Weekly Challenge #45 Wow the summer has gone by fast. It’s been over a year since I started running the weeklt challenge too! What a ride! Competition TimeHe gazed into the webcam, teasingly waving the small capsule of oil to the lens.
m-arci-a:Look at this memelord ohmygod what a nerd
Via: http://altporn.net/news/2015/07/18/super-bat-wing-babyzelda/I love BabyZelda shows! She’s just so much sexy fun! I love the crazy Halloween bat-wing had she’s got on, matching the cool anime style dress of course. I don’t know what adventure
Via: http://altporn.net/news/2015/08/25/dawn_willow-demonstrates-alien-impregnation/Sex cutie Dawn_Willow is one of our favorite performers and she’s online right now playing with an impressively large and kinky silicone horse cock. But, what I wanted
A lot of guys ignore girls who are chubby or wear glasses. This is what those rocket-science rejects are missing… ;)
hyphyphurray: Don’t get me wrong, I love turning scrawny boys with zero confidence into cocky, duh-faced jockboys. But often times, I’ll be walking down the street and some swaggering punk will make me wonder just for a second what they would be
You Get What You Need, not Want
My friend and model, Brenna, was cast in an online commercial for the Samsung Galaxy Player 50. Here is Part Two, which I think is great, I’m really proud of her. What do you think? Comments/Questions?
Whenever there is a moment when my friend Cherish and I don’t know what to do during a photo shoot, she will always instinctively play with her breasts to kill time. Despite years of her doing this, it always catches me by surprise and cracks me
Well, what we do with these bitches?
This lady knows what I like.
Study: Bras are bad, take them off NOW Bras are bad for breasts. No longer just our opinion, now it’s science! In what is perhaps the most… View Post
siripornstar: RECAP: PHOENIX COMICON OMG, my first ever comicon could not have been more fun! I shook lots of hands, took photos with lots of PG fans, and was repeatedly photo-bombed by John Layman. What a weekend! I’m compiling video from the weekend
schleonard: thelittleheathens: schleonard: pumpumschlanger: schleonard: At the ripe old age of 24 my bubble game is right on point. Everything about this makes me smile Bubbles make me smile. Bath time fun approved. Like seriously what even.
Wanna see what I’m hiding? Come play the next round of the infamous Cum Fu Sex Tournament!
Find out what happens when I’m “Driven to Desperation and Devastation to Save My Job!” ;)
It doesn’t have to be Christmas to get what you want….
rulittle2: Tommy Gets Whats Coming to Him / CollegeRules
hornyprincessalex: Once the panties are off… You know whats coming!
training-your-property: You don’t really have a choice anymore. You said you like it rough, you said you wanted to go further. You agreed to “Whenever I want, however I want.” This is what it means, bitch. There’s not going to be an inch
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xcourge: nine-doodles: Art trade with Xing. What a nerd GaaAAhh!, all these pretty pretty pink colors ❤ It looks amazing Nine! thank you!
cltsworld: michaelwestern: Just blew my load all over my chest with this one. what a sexy girl.
Don’t know what this is but it’s awesome. i WANT ONE!
ruseful: A close up series of GIFS ft Eufrat doing what she does best, eating pussy!
daddys-princess-slc: the-wet-confessions: never underestimate the sex drive of a nerd girl Daddy says “insatiable” is the word. I try to argue…but I can’t lie to Daddy ;-)
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superherogirls: thesideofardilla: What up nerd.
Fuck Savannah Cats. I’ve always wanted one of these instead. 20 useless points if you know what this is.
rawrthedeathclaw: risingmediafix: It’s been a while… This is what I’ve been up to. This is perfect
korilian: jensenjaundice: owlmylove: hellocuriouscat: WHATS THIS? WHY, IT’S A MOTHERFUCKING INTERROBANG. Not only does it have a sweet-ass name, but it’s a fucking amazing piece of punctuation. Does your teacher bitch at you for using a “?”
Girl Wears Most Appropriate Costume to Hockey Game What the puck.
Inktober 16# | Grimbe- I mean Nerdbella milking her brother WeregramBoi, what even is that title.
That would be Marie, anon
A Tale of The Far Shore A bookish, introverted man wants to shake that persona and be more popular. Trust his cousin, a witch, to give him exactly what he is looking for–and more. Rating: NSFW | Sex? Yes, between a Cis Man and a Cis Woman
She’s a huge nerd and I love it.
manasurge:Imagine if things went down the way Peridot originally imagined it. Peridot, you gay nerd. (After hearing that opening quote, I just HAD to draw this scenario out in a way as if Peridot was daydreaming)
thedudevondoom: ccfm102: In case you didn’t see Pacific Rim, here’s what you missed. WARNING: SPOILERS. my tribute to the best movie of the summer. FM So hypnotizing.
markired: what a nerd.
taccoman:I can’t get over the fact that Fiddleford got a framed picture of a mathematical formula. What a Nerd.Bonus:He keeps it.
starfleetrambo: So I was kinda curious what was inside Dipper’s bag so I went back to take a look.. Okay.. so there’s something like an almanac of some sort..? (god what a nerd) and a.. Wait a minute. Now where have I seen that rubik’s cube
squigglydigg: boneytheblue: boneytheblue: Science Sans confirmed. MORE. WHAT A NERD.
Its tiimes like these that i go to the internet for help all I can think is “What the fuck do I do!” im just like risa from lovelycomplex playing these games. *sigh* guise what do i choose T-T A or B.?
royalpiratseu-deactivated201405: moonchul’s “aegyo”
blue-eyed-hanji: look at this dweeb i fucking can’t right now what a nerd
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thechophouse: wHAT are YoU DoiNG COSPLAYING ANIME CHARACTers on HALLOWEEN it’s HALLOWEEN NOT HALLOWEEB
fredscience: [image]Maud Menten: What, like it’s hard?If you’re anything like me, you got through the (admittedly fairly boring) unit on enzyme kinetics in undergraduate biochemistry without ever realizing what a fascinating person was behind those
thetrainticket: I wanted to see what this nerd would look like without the friggin’ cape and… honestly, I have no idea what I expected
1ucasvb: The familiar trigonometric functions can be geometrically derived from a circle. But what if, instead of the circle, we used a regular polygon? In this animation, we see what the “polygonal sine” looks like for the square and the hexagon.
-At work the other day, someone was dressed up in brilliant 10th Doctor cosplay-Me, to my coworker: Did you see? We just got visited by the DoctorCoworker: Oh. YepMe: What nerdsCoworker: HehMe: My peopleCoworker: Your what–
Why is Carmilla so good what the fuck
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