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*song mentions rocks/stones/crystals/gemstones at any point, no matter how incidental or what the context is*Me: This reminds me of Steven Universe
If you don't think Max Black has the best one-liners on tv then you are lying to yourself
when someone asks what its like to be young these days
lzbo: sniffing: where is this kids oscar (boyfriend eating as girlfriend stares) Boyfriend: “Babe, what?”Girlfriend: “Ay, I don’t know. It’s that your food looks good. Let me try it.”Boyfriend: “Babe, you’re literally eating the same
spankmethorin:radgreymon:rudegirlqueer: sarcasticxfantastic: socialismartnature: Rape, By The Numbers. everyone needs to see this graphic Boost. crazy I linked this to my guy friends who always use the excuse of “What about the false reports?
fuckboyaoba: aobabe: rens diary replied to your post: fuckboyaoba said:Screenshot u cho… people like this seriously need to think before they speak. Seriously, what is this?! omg no don’t worry i actually know them so it’s cool lmao. This
plantbased-princess: ana-sthetic: “Don’t say you hate your fam-” No. “Omg you should love your fami-” No. “Be grateful they’re your famil-” No. If you have been bullied, hit, teased, put down, hurt, lied to, or
uusui: aokou: why do people like noiz so much like yeah he has piercings and thats nice but he’s literally a scrawny white boy whos life revolves around games what the fuck koujaku is literally a homeless guy who collects hair off the ground shut
monsieurpaprika: eh eh more like what WOULDNT he say(perspective aint my amigo btw;;;)
guys i just had a thought what if fucking noiao, right? okay noiao, yeah? where aoba’s fucking. he just fucking. really desperate right. and he’s rutting against noiz. he’s like. sitting on his chest facing away from him and he’s just kind of.
renrink: haileythesato: I did a thing!! I animated this for fun. I really like it I hope you do too!! I’m….. gonna go lie down now…. Music by Luxiay Kuragon: soundcloud.com/luxiay-kuragon/drop-pop-candy-sans-papyrus Characters from Toby Fox’s
breakingugly: rhyse: When I was at the lowest spot in my depression I locked myself in my bedroom for three days and lied to everyone I knew. I called in sick to work. I told my mom I was seeing a doctor. I told my friends I was busy. I had successfully
alainn-lie: Kraven ,one of my Favorites
rrh90: Colors of an erotic mind……flow across her body…..she is the canvas of lust…..and desire….the epitome of wanting and need……all wrapped up in her gift…..of herself…..to me……oh what beauty lies within her ……erotic mind……..
toptierwaifu: most people think that anīme is derived from the word animation but it is actually from the latin root anim meaning life or soul because when you watch anime thats what it devours
spektrmodule: ultrafunnypictures: 222 Golden Retrievers Gather in Scotland their purpose is unknown and likely sinister
natasharomanovx: natasharomanovx: what do you call sexism against men? mythandry
reverseracism: When white people catch feelings after finding out what the rest of the world actually thinks about them
White people kill themselves when they’ve lost their jobs, they kill numerous people in school shootings because they weren’t accepted by the masses. Imagine what horrible and macabre acts white people would commit if they actually had to live with
pookaslogic: prettyboyshyflizzy: realbitch-trillshit: When j cole said 🔥🔥🔥 What song is this might need to listen to this album 👀 its from his new album prettyboyshyflizzy song is called Fire Squad
mythicgeek: whippedcloudsofcream: funnyordie: via Cop v. Black Guy What’s really sad here, is that the only unrealistic thing about this, is that the Stormtrooper hit his mark. ^ that is literally the first thought I had about this.
virid-escent: donotreblogmypersonalposts: neckboi: staring in the face of no free will dawning realization of the abyss…..what kind of me…….. Totally resigned to no free will.. Didn’t make as much sense as id hoped Attempting to live with
randomness-is-epic:circumcisions:procrastinators are able to do 30 minutes of work in 8 hours and 8 hours of work in the 30 minutes before it’s due that’s what i call talent
lebritanyarmor: odinsblog: athousandsweetkissies: ”White men make up approximately 36% of the population, but commit 75% of mass shootings. What would be called terrorism by any other skin tone is suddenly some mysterious unnamed disease. We as a
scaredcoffeebean: why glasses suck they’re always dirty. like w hat the fuck what is coming into contact with my face? why are they so fucking dirty? wha t the fuck 3D movies dont ever fuckin lose them bc good luck tryin to find ANYTHING without
autonomous-geordie: whisperblueface: what is this? i need to watch it (x) Life and politics in a nutshell
factsmyguy: pinkrihanna: summer is the worst fucking season if you say you like it you’re a god damn lie thot season the best season fuck u mean? ^^^^^^^^^^^^
proteinpills: rustingawayslowly: americadivided: mycrowntooheavy: jaileyrhode: Bc what are you really doing Taylor just- I’m here for this. 👏🏾👏🏾👏🏾💯💯 JESUS IS LORD. THANK YOU FOR THIS BC I NEEDED IT. taylorswift “you
factsmyguy: I think i’ll join a gym next month when everybody else forget bout they resolution March the best month from what I remember….all the resolution folk done fell off by then.
evincibly: When I was a kid, I wanted to be older… This shit is not what I expected Growing up is overrated
kingjaffejoffer: What you go through while scrolling the dash on this site every day
dynastylnoire: buttcheekpalmkang: noitscool: succotashes: buttcheekpalmkang: Being a grower is stressful because what if someone sees you soft and they think you got chicken nugget… See I thought this was bout weed but now I’m bouta block you
divines0ull: bloomingjazmine: m00njpg: cheonjiwang: flaccidrap: myxoldstory: nobodys-pendeja: zouiswillriseagain: mixed-apocalyptic: justinsblackgf: selhadid: justinsblackgf: im tired of us pretending taylor swift can sing :// WHAT i said
shady-fish: shady-mother-fucking-bacon: cartoontrashmaster: flaming–cat: fatdragonquest: princecodyrah: The evolution of Scooby Doo animation from 1969 to 2015. End it all LET IT DIE What the fuck happened in 2006 1969-1971: Let’s see if
alwaysthestudent: gregwuzhere: alwaysthestudent: queefybuttcheeks: forestwhitakerslazyeye: twitterlols: WHAT They called the Feds? Why? I would too that shit some streebo gotta keep the streets safe from this Reggie ass weed Way to look then
sodomymcscurvylegs: Family and Friends: “What could be better than having kids?!” Me: I love my kids, but I do miss having money and having peace and quiet.
blackademics: Me: “But I aint interested in her like that”The dick: “Just see what she tryna do tonight”
blasianxbri: 7mangoes: sadnessrises: 7mangoes: Titty men are more relationship oriented. Ass men be certified hoes. Men who like one girl are more relationship oriented, men who like lots of girls are certified hoes I said what I said dickhead
khiroshige: I honestly wish I had Lena Dunham’s confidence. She’s just out here ugly as hell, stupid as hell, annoying as hell, and she’s living so what the fuck am I insecure for?
missvoltairine: Bee Movie is on netflix so I watched the whole thing Bees in the movie live in a western-human-style society, complete with two-parent households and college etc, but they still make constant jokes about what bee societies are like in
mad-hare: “what’s so united about it?”
guywithamohawk: theblacktroymcclure:This really what he did tho I don’t even keep up with sports but lmfaooo
blkbruja: you really can’t be out here talking about Beyoncé can’t sing and in the same breath say “as a singer myself” … like honey what you sound like???
tamboochie: altsameen: tamboochie: You know what? I lied. these pics have got me shook Cmsksjdj PLEASE
moonlusts: naked iphones r beautiful but at what cost Every time I undo this otterbox to clean the phone I feel like I’m breaking a law.
If you're black, what's the farthest back in time you're willing to go?
im-a-deceptikhan: okayysophia: memegamedrake: tyloriousrex: envymyblackness: bolto: when u nut n she keep succin Lmfao what is this shit That classic He-Man shit 😂😂 Accurate This is the ugliest thing I’ve ever seen. The nut heard
eccentric-nae: 13th-hokage: etherealflowergoddess: yellowjuice: lmaoooo I’m deceased None of what he dais was wrong and this is still the funniest take on this video yet
undie-fan-99: I’m curious to know what mystery lies underneath his shorts
sixpenceee: Korean artist Hyungkoo Lee imagines what may lie beneath the skins of cartoon characters. (His Website)
fakemikey:phoenixings:what if you woke up and found your blogtitle tattooed on your bodythink of all the superwholock fans waking up to “welcome to my twisted mind” on their bodies
oruobozado-blog: “Please tell me… tell me… Just who lies within me?”
#3- You give me the butt wiggles. At work. Driving the car. Lying around listening to music and doing homework. All I have to do is think of you and I get happy. Also hungry. Also horny.
#5 I’ll walk down the hall and crawl into bed next to you, and then I will stop having bad dreams. My teddy told me so, and he never lies.
rce-archive: shout out to my exec dysfunction ppl whose rooms are always a mess, who have weeks and weeks of dirty laundry lying around, who have trouble doing objectively “simple” chores and tasks, who get told that they’re lazy and just not trying
You know what would be really cool? If my boyfriend wasn’t such a fucking moron. Proving to me, yet again, that men will always fuck me over & leave me. This time last year, only praise left my lips. He was the best example of a man I ever knew.
bebinn: youngmarxist: So if we have to show women what the baby looks like in their womb and tell them how the process works before allowing them to get an abortion, does that mean we should teach our soldiers about the culture of the lands we’re
keithrichardslife-quote: Anita had a huge influence on the style of the times. She could put anything together and look good. I was beginning to wear her clothes most of the time. I would wake up and put on what was lying around.- Keith Richards on how
