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jakestallion: Avery wasn’t sure what pulled him into the shop. Long content with the basic Hanes brief, bright colors and elaborate cuts seemed silly to him. After all, who was going to see something that went under your clothes. Still, he couldn’t
playernumber37: “whoa check out those two fuckn himbos over there dude.” “holy shit. you aint kiddin bro. what the fuck is up with that?” “dumbasses just grindin all up on each other…” “is that … fuckn mesh?
musclelover4826: He had signed up for the “clinical trial” of a natural medicine that could enhance growth. He wasn’t told exactly what kind of growth but he was kinda thin so no matter what kind, it would help. When he arrived the scientist had
musclegrowthlove: himboheaven: You saw it here first folks. For those of you who don’t quite know what makes a himbo. Would love having one all to myself ;)
absqrst: Promoted Miguel was expecting it, so it was no surprise when the call came through to his assistant. He was being summoned to the top floor, he knew what it was, he was getting promoted. The few short years since he joined the company had
foiblesandfuckups: himboheaven: What a slut. They’d dared Mike to put on the cap, so he did. Little did the president of the school’s football team realise it was bewitched. He’d been impressive before, big, broad, manly, proud of his size. But
foiblesandfuckups: He doesn’t know quite what’s happening, fact is, he never will. He entered in there a normal guy, quite boy-next-door, straight, he leaves a muscle bottom slut. A himbo through and through. We’ve caught him at the end of his
hootie-who: Troy lifted himself up looking at the shreds of clothes around him. It was so easy with his muscles….what had happened… Then he felt gravity pulling on his massive dick and balls and it made him grunt like an animal. They were why he
itsflyinglikeadragon: Jason couldn’t find his underwear after the night out on the town. He was incredibly hungover and could barely remember what even happened or where he went. But he couldn’t find any of his underwear. Surely he mustn’t have
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lixpex: “Okay, we’re ready to roll. Roger, you can go ahead and put on the cap. Lights… camera… action!” As soon as Roger put on the ball cap, everything got swirly and confusing. His body felt all different. Hard. Lumpy with muscle. What?
tf-servant: I gave my boyfriend this suit as a joke. He put it on as a joke to, to give me the opportunity to be the top that night. But even I didn’t know what it could do. As soon as he put it on, it stuck to his body, fitting perfectly. He tried
foiblesandfuckups: It’s amazing isn’t it. Somewhere, deep down, underneath the oil, the hair, the bulging godlike muscles and the chiselled features, he’s still a nerd. It’s buried very far, after all, this is what James wished for, to be a slutty
goodboymusclejock: He didn’t always look this dumb. Before the shades, before the cap, he was a bright young man, still trying to figure out what he wanted to do with his life. That’s what brought him to the new Career Centre.They gave him an app
lixpex: - Sir, we have captured another two would-be burglars breaking into the estate. The hypno-traps worked perfectly - they have been rendered completely blank and obedient. - My, what handsome specimens. They’ll make excellent pleasure boys once
hypnoticsubjugation: ‘Hey man, what’s going - dude, the fuck!?’ Casey stuttered as Miles went straight from the front door to grab his ass and was just about to turn around and take a swing at his friend when three simple words took the wind out
rryann: Plz let me look like you
thesneakshaveit: It is amazing what some kids do for the perfect picture. Sam and Gaz had broke into the abandoned hospital that was bored up at the bottom of his street. The moment they got to empty room they couldn’t resist pulling out the camera
dumbjockhypnopuppyforme: My colleagues have no idea what I’ve done to them. They used to be professor’s in their 50′s. I wasn’t punishing, I was playing. Their skin tightened years melted, fat turned into six pack ab’s. Aren’t they adorable
Nobody at the gym could quite explain what happened to your personal trainer Chet. He’d just gone home with some big-titted bimbo at the bar and come in the next day a little unfocused, unable to remember the routines. You knew something was definitely
the-golden-opportunity: “Dad, seriously,” Mitchell rolled his eyes, “You cannot leave the house wearing that outfit.” “What?” his father said. He leaned back on the step of their front porch and spread his legs wide open. Mitchell’s face
wannabedumbhimbo: He had nearly finished his dissertation, but then he accidentally clicked a pop-up. Some music loaded and played faintly. Another pop-up showed some words up against a changing geometric graphic. He couldn’t focus on what the words
dougtfs: The job interview was going really well. The two guys interviewing me seemed really impressed with my management experience. “Good body of work,” said the older one. “But let’s talk about your body.”“Oh, uh, what about it?” I said.“This
kc-alpha: Sorry, himbo, those pages are upside down. And in Italian. Better just stick to what you know now: lifting and serving.
cguy93: You still look at yourself in disbelief of the reflectión, it is an amazing body indeed, your face is smooth, with perfect face hair, eyes dark as the night, a deep and lustful voice, everything what you asked the genie gave it to you, but you
cguy93: beardsboysbutts: |Beards|Boys|Butts| What more could you need? Fuck, why am I here? wearing this shit?I’m going to get beat down for being dress like a fag! Maybe I should have tell someone what I’m doing… I mean if something happen
dumbhimboboi: You were lost in the city. You were sure the museum was somewhere around here, at least thats what the map your girlfriend gave you was saying. You turn a corner onto what you think will be the right street, but its just an alley. For gods
schizogarganoid:hadesfirst:thesevenumbrellas:In every scooby doo remake they get Fred’s personality all wrong, okay!? He is not the cocky and fearless leader. He lost his brain cells years ago! He’s a himbo to the core! He asks what color pink panther
papermoon357:bettertest:Haha look at that dumb smirk. I knew you’d be too dumb or horny to care that I slipped you that himbo powder. You like your new bod don’t you? What’s that grin for?Huhu double dosed your coffee dude. Gonna be so hot watchin
changingmen-deactivated20210520:Himbo Gas“Oh God, I can’t even get my pants up anymore! What the hell did that pink gas do to me?!”When Johnny was told he was partaking in a new military super serum trial, he was ecstatic. Johnny thought his muscles
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penny-anna: penny-anna: if you choose to believe that in hobbit culture fat = sexy then when Gollum called Sam a ‘stupid fat hobbit’ from Sam’s perspective he was basically being called a himbo. what gollum said: stupid fat hobbit what gollum
benepla: penny-anna: penny-anna: if you choose to believe that in hobbit culture fat = sexy then when Gollum called Sam a ‘stupid fat hobbit’ from Sam’s perspective he was basically being called a himbo. what gollum said: stupid fat hobbit what
racingbarakarts: racingbarakarts: My fiancé just whispered in my ear, “you’re my secret Santa” so I said “what?” And he went, “ah shit I meant soulmate” The boy forgot the word for soulmate and his brain thought, “it’s called
hungryhungry-himbo:hungryhungry-himbo:Okay what if a love goddess and a mortal fell in love and the love goddess feeds them lovingly with a literally endless supply of treats to show her endearmentI drew it. I drew the fantasy.The love goddess, Aphrodite,
sandersstudies:what-even-is-thiss: ludmo:oof I want a relationship like this The himbo energy here is impeccable
trueloveandotherscificoncepts:therobotmonster:skynapple:sandersstudies:what-even-is-thiss: ludmo:oof I want a relationship like this The himbo energy here is impeccable [Transcription: A well-dressed fancy lady and man stand facing each other in
marlinspirkhall:marlinspirkhall:I explained what a himbo was to my dad yesterday.Dad: (nodding) The man from the ghostbusters rebootWe watched this film exactly once, 4 years ago, and all my dad retained was that Kevin was a himbo. Respect.
weirdqueernerd:seawitchmimi:throckmorton2018:funny-tik-toks:True himbo representation i need to make it clear in case people don’t know this - this man is a straight up actual practicing DoctorHe what?
butch-himbo-king: vidafell: smelldigan: femaleprofiles: he’s so bad i love him bad bitches only @butch-himbo-king WHAT?!?!? he genuinely like brainwashed almost my entire class into believing that ronald reagan was the best president ever and
autisticexpression: violetta-mondarev:nymphofsanguine:maxtualexchange:sirartwork: She’s sorry for being so dummy thicc Fuck you could you likenot racebend boats? what the fuck Shout out to the legend who tried to start race discourse on erotic
thedavesofourlives:thedavesofourlives:none of you understand what himbos are… THIS… a perfect example of a true himbo
schizopyke:hadesfirst:thesevenumbrellas:In every scooby doo remake they get Fred’s personality all wrong, okay!? He is not the cocky and fearless leader. He lost his brain cells years ago! He’s a himbo to the core! He asks what color pink panther
himboheaven: I don’t normally post nude vids or pics but this is like the total visual definition of what a himbo is.
