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jxnghyxnseung: Jang Hyunseung. 24, Part-time English Teacher. ex-host, and failed idol. I’ve been away for a while, and after my hiatus, I don’t really know anyone. So this is just a poke. And an attempt at making, what is really just a ‘be my
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malesubtofemdom: domtopsir: What a predicament. Tired and restrained, his muscles are starting to fail him. All the while, a rather large dildo is partially inserted in his pussy. Well…partially inserted till he falls on it. The best part of the video
serenaaaa: saraleilaniwong: this is me trying to be cute. fucking fail. what are you talking about!! SO CUTEEE(: I think I seen her at the meetup yesterday.
spanknspreadher: Rectum railed For a dignity fail What is her name and scene?
babiandbossman: Ever wonder what a 40 second orgasm sounds like? Picture Babi on her back trying but failing to suck my cock. The pleasure is too intense, instead she grips that shaft hard and holds on for the ride. She’s already cum twice, hard.
boneralmighty: Mom had been flirting me for quite some time now. I thought it was cute, but I didn’t know why she was acting that way. It turns out, her and my father wanted to have another baby, but no matter what my father tried, he failed. When the
feniiku-arts: zig zag by Feniiku You shouldn’t pull a cat’s tail to find out what makes it tick XD; quicky doodle comic, now I have a headache and must sleep. (edit: lol whoops fail copypaste code XD)
WTF?! XD Translation fail???!! I have no idea if that’s what he really said. @.@
Two pictures of me doing what I love! Don’t ask about the costume - it was a failed amalgamation of two incomplete ones I had laying around. #somebodygifthis
foodforsub: Swallowing all is an important part of what I do, whenever a man feeds me orally. Failing to do so, and have sperm go to waste, is considered an unacceptable offense, and Dad punish me harshly on the rare occasions this happens. Normally
Standing order - When trying on clothes, pets have to submit photos of what they’re trying on. The first photo should always be nude. After that, the clothing selection in question. Any selection needs to be approved by Sir. This option fails.
thirtyminuteboyfriend: “I see myself out of my own eyes, which means I have no idea what’s going on the other way around. I just think I try to be a good person — and I fail.”
luciasmaster: sweetsurrendermm: For You Sir….never a question. If you are not wet, I am failing in my job little one…let me tell you what I am going to do to you and see if this changes things.
kittydenied: All muzzled up and therefore useless with all my holes plugged or covered. I eagerly wait for instructions, but I suppose that is what I get for failing another wet check.
2drool4: “Are you sure I’m still failing this course, Professor?..What if i work….extra hard?…”
maghrabiyya: this is what they thought 2015 would be like in the 80s i’m sorry we have failed you
science-junkie: The Moral BrainConsider a failed murder attempt. Or a simple mistake that causes another to die. Is one of these more acceptable than the other?Neuroscientists don’t pretend to hold the answers as to how people know what is right and
fuckyeahtattoos: This tattoo was made in Union City, New Jersey by Marcelo Silva. Its a reminder to me to stick to what I love and that’s music. Its a half-sleeve wrap-around and the quote says “When words fail Music speaks”
degradedsissy1: cucksrus: Damn… Now do you see, faggot, why you’re mincing about in women’s clothes whilst I’m giving your wife what she wants? Look, me one of us are born men, whilst others are born to be men, but fail. Accept defeat. You
meaconscientia: Someone wrote me a fapfic for my birthday, failing to realize what happened the last time someone wrote me a fapfic. More comic practice!
kevinshearough: An anonymous submission. There’s something special about football faggs. It’s nearly inspiring to see the lengths to which some faggs will go to keep people from finding out what they are. They always fail in the end. No matter
startswithabang: What if cosmic inflation is wrong? “One side goes so far as to claim that because you can contrive models that can give you almost arbitrary behavior, inflation fails to rise to the standard of a scientific theory. The other side
midwestcockhound: goodbottoms: Fail 2 I’d like to know who finally buy it - another naive person or some old pervert? loool when I read this just now, I laughed so hard I woke up the house. Mom insisted I show her what was so funny… She either
joodleeatsrainbows: [x] “Pole dancing, what a slutty job, I bet they failed at college or something”
fireandshellamari: thehorridhatter: wolvensnothere: bigbardafree: bentfire: someone explain to me what the fuck i just watched one of the greatest scenes ever put on film If the youth of tumblr don’t know Beetlejuice, then WE HAVE FAILED THEM.
hisbabyslut: thecorporatewhore: If I can walk comfortably tomorrow, you failed… deal? First post I saw on tumblr after a long day and it sums it up succinctly. ^THISSS All this, Daddy. I needs. ღ This what my queen needs right now
sissyslutcaps: You were failing to make it as an actor. Never receiving callbacks and running out of hope that you have what it takes. In desperation decide to feminize yourself and audition for female parts. Once you get your makeup professionally done,
babblingfishes: steampoweredcupcake: baronessvonbullshit: awkwardstandinglewiskennedy: offworldcolonies: Man the 90’s were weird. Its like we got all this new technology and didnt know what to do with it. the war on drugs has failed. was i the
darkwingsnark: atticussfinch: this was my final test in art today i’m glad students aren’t the only ones who give up at the end of the year JESUS CHrist, So…what happens if you STILL failed the test? XD
mistresssonjablue: “And you’ve seen what happened to the other women who failed to restrain themselves. And we both know you can’t handle that.”
v-irgi-n: here you go:) failed a little, but whatever,haha. I still don’t know what to do when I reach 10.000 followers.. I can’t think of anything new :( I love that cheeky little peak of your smile right at the very end….!!! ;)
ineedahotwifenow: dirtyorgasm: sooo good Wow! So that’s what’s suppose to happen when you get married. Ugh! No wonder my marriages failed. Are there a women out there who likes sex and would be just as sexually adventurous after marriage?
#bbm is now available for Android and ios. Hey I might as well lower my standards and give it a whirl to see what fags are in a hype for cuz it’s still just so cool to use pins still right? Psh. And yet another fail blackberry. People have to wait
mikebigbear: questionabler: i spent 20 minutes rolling around naked in bed trying to get non-explict half-decent curvy images it didnt work if the 30 failed shots are any indication but for what its worth some of them are acceptable at one point i
“He’s back. I don’t know if I have the strength to do it all over again. This time… I cannot fail.” What is this from it’s weird but i love it :D
plikespanties: crossdressedcumslut: One tiny spot of pre-cum… still failed pantie inspection… you know what the punishment is… xxx Such a hot pic. Delia always hits the spot
whitetrashcumsluts: Cum sluts never fail to deliver exactly what a stiff cock needs.
ryamas: I had wanted to celebrate Clear’s birthday no matter what, so I had suggested, “How about we make the day you and your grandpa met for first the time, your birthday?”. And of course, Clear had remembered the date of that day without fail.
stfusexists: lovemelikearoaringsea: buttflowers: qichi: good work daily mail dis is wy ur shit xoxo … So from what I can tell, working at the Daily Fail is just an intellectual exercise in seeing how many different ways you can write “LADY
vithcytries: idk what i was trying to accomplish with this but i know i failed
Don't worry, he'll miss you. He screwed up & you did absolutely nothing wrong. He failed. He's not smart enough. If he was smart, he would have realized what he was saying goodbye to. But he didn't, & now he's gone. Don't call him telling him you miss
meaconscientia: Someone wrote me a fapfic for my birthday, failing to realize what happened the last time someone wrote me a fapfic.More comic practice!
I’m locked out?? Three failed access attempts on Mr A Jones bank account??! Either it’s been hacked or you tried to guess what I’d changed your bank password to. For your sake I hope it’s been hacked. Caption Credit: Uxorious
fedomsissy: http://fedomsissy.tumblr.com/archive This is what happens when the maid fails to please Mistress.
And the primary component here is lubrication - and loads of it! What you select as a lubricant is up to you. But whatever you do - by no means go in dry, and never depend on spit to be adequate. It may perform in pornographic videos, but it will fail
Louise suffered a near-fatal injury when Bob failed to correctly understand what was meant by “auto-erotic”.
See what i mean?!? Just look at hiiiiim..Also, i apologize for being lame and not very interesting lately. Combination of depression and hard drive failings and i guess the trough point in my creative cycle all conspired to make the last couple weeks
ecmajor: See what i mean?!? Just look at hiiiiim. . Also, i apologize for being lame and not very interesting lately. Combination of depression and hard drive failings and i guess the trough point in my creative cycle all conspired to make the last coupl
transnebula: after a single pale rose everyone’s first thought was “I cant believe greg fucked a diamond” but what you fools fail to point out is that PEARL FUCKED A DIAMOND FIRST
Alternate Samurott Design Another stab at what I perceived as a failed final evolution for a starter. I only started with X/Y (albeit having played Red in high school when it came out), but upon learning of the normal Samurott design, I was horrified.
nikknighty: Yeah the new website is cool, but why are we failing to mention the new Face/off shirt? Yeah what handsome guy drew that?
jeranism: Recently there has been a rise in people who want to call me out and tell me that I am blaspheming God or the spirit of truth. How I wish that people saw what they are doing. Christians fail to realize the things they claim God did. They have
cut-around: Failing initiation?WARNING: Graphic content.In Africa circumcision is performed as part of initiation into manhood. Some tribes do it in private others pretty much in front of the entire village.What is common is that it is done without any
arcstar: What is wrong with this? If you fail to say nothing, then you are one twisted human.
shnub replied to your video: For those who missed out on the livestream. At a minute in you go from freehand to a new layer to clean up. This is where my girlfriend with no photoshop training fails, utterly unable to get a clean line. What tool do
moroser: guilty.i felt like drawing jaspearl (sorta) cause i think pearl and jasper could talk about guilt together and knowing what its like to give your all for someone and feeling like you failed.