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bisexualbucky: ok but why is ‘potato’ always used negatively in phrases? ‘couch potato’ and ‘he looks like a potato’……… what the hell have potatoes ever done to you? potatos are the mvps of the food world, the backbone of many dishes.
kevinsnuffcarcas: If you could say you were like a dish, or meal, what would that be? Bonus reaction gif:
inthetags: Reblog and put in the tags if you like your mom’s cooking or not and what is the best (or worst) dish she makes.
noescapenow: My favorite slave. I gave her an assistant position. She love it. She loves to dish it out now. Feels privileged. I trained her well, don’t you think? And she knows all about pain. She knows what a body can take. My balls are never full.
renkris: Gordon Ramsay doesn’t care about your gender, race, or creed. All he cares about is that you can cook. The contestant, Christine, is blind, and he lets her know exactly what he thinks of her dish. Spoiler alert: Christine goes on to win the
ucsdhealthsciences: Meat your makerWhen you sit down on Thursday and give thanks, start perhaps with the fact you’re not eating the (Petri) dish above. At least not yet. What you’re looking at is not “synthetic” meat, but in vitro or cultured.
marriedandfucking: Mrs. M&F’s “That’s Amore” Naughty Valentine’s Day set. What an exotic dish to feast on
fairycosmos:touching-living-breathing:fairycosmos:the bravery of a girl who has to decide what is for dinner and then cook it and then wash dishes every day forever and ever.That’s called being an adult no it’s called being the bravest girl on
flowersundefiled: wagingpeace: dutchess-gummybunnns: Me walking into kindergarten kindergarten? please.this was me walking out the womb. what are those hands doing?? ^^Receiving all the LIFFEEEE she’s dishing out boo boo
divinator: refurbthecat: refurbthecat: refurbthecat: If anyone says the words “Food,” “Dinner,” or “Hungry” at any time and in any context, Refurb makes this face and screams by her dish for ten minutes. WHO SAID FOOD I WANT FOOD WHAT
ladyoakenshields: filirin: headcanon that after his adventures, when bilbo did the dishes, he sometimes sang ‘that’s what bilbo baggins hates’ quietly to himself
maesterfili:headcanon that after his adventures, when bilbo did the dishes, he sometimes sang ‘that’s what bilbo baggins hates’ quietly to himself
dekutree: how do white people use apple sauce as a fucking side dish what the fawk
v1ncent-van-g0gh-away:videohall: What happens when you combine milk, food coloring, and dish soap? WHOA THAT IS SO COOL OMG
matthewpapa: this is what you call procrastination… playing around with the beauty dish instead of doing my homework.
ikiracake: You know what else this episode proves? Victor can dish it out but he can’t take it One hug and he’s blushing like senpai just noticed him
lolshan: renkris: Gordon Ramsay doesn’t care about your gender, race, or creed. All he cares about is that you can cook. The contestant, Christine, is partially blind, and he lets her know exactly what he thinks of her dish. I LOVE YOU CHRISTINE
lherbemuse: One of the simplest dishes and thus one of my fav go-to meals: kale massaged with sesame seed oil & sea salt, brown rice, oven baked tofu and fresh avo. Easy, filling, delicious. What’s your fav go-to meal?
zandralee123: Had a lil bit of red wine while taking some new shots. Hope everyone is having a wonderful week thus far. I’m excited for Thanksgiving and eating lots of stuffing lol. What’s your favorite Thanksgiving dish?
acciomychildhood: Favorite missing book quotes → “What’s that?” said Ron, pointing at a large dish of some sort of shellfish stew that stood beside a large steak-and-kidney pudding.
depravedmilf: naughty-cougars: sexygranniesrock: What a way to ask for help with this dishes? This is hot! xoxoxoxo theres only one thing left to clean
bitterthots: What’s your favorite thanksgiving side dish?
…I feel like writing some fluffy fontcest. Looks like I know what I’ll be doing tonight while cooking my dish for the Thanksgiving party at work tomorrow :3
foodffs: Deep Dish Blueberry Almond Pancakes Really nice recipes. Every hour. Show me what you cooked!
cocktease-femdom: Mistress T dishing out the verbals as she strokes this huge dick….but what a whiny slave Mistress T
mountainshigh-valleylow: Another Reggie Couz masterpiece to the tune of Justin Beiber’s “what do you mean”. Y'all better do them damn dishes! 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂 I can’t stop laughing Ahhahahahaahha
gagged4life: Sweet Gwen in a scold’s bridle doing the dishes. What’s not to love?
denier69: ”….Just cleaning up the dishes honey, what are you up to?..”
callmechaos: betweenlegs: anus: renkris: Gordon Ramsay doesn’t care about your gender, race, or creed. All he cares about is that you can cook. The contestant, Christine, is blind, and he lets her know exactly what he thinks of her dish. OMG I
punkasfrick: punkasfrick: “Son,” the father says, examining the broken petri dishes littered about the floor, “I’m not a mad scientist, I’m just a disappointed scientist.“ I don’t even care what you think this is the best
zackies: vicfuentesanon: zackies: vicfuentesanon: zackies: be careful washing dishes in the dark is this fall out boy lyrics no Oh. I thought it was like a pun towards “my songs know what you did in the dark” just trying to warn people about
cheating-cumsluts:What a party! Your husbands entire softball team brought a dish to pass.
sexythaibabes: (via https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AbwLb_T8pnE) The woman finished the wedding reception in Bangkok, Thailand, and was given the cheeky dish which showed a fella’s manhood- and she stunned guests with what she did next. #Thailand #Thai
daddysbabykittycat: babypinkprincess: I a good wittle one! I help with dishes :3 papabearandlittlebear Pretty much what its gonna look like when we live together..
wrestlingcrocs: nice-wig-janis: what even happens inside a dishwasher dishes get washed
jenniferlawrencedaily: I’m doing what a 23 year-old should be doing, which is going home and hanging out with my friend, who, when I tell her to unload the dishes, will tell me to go screw myself. I like to keep living in reality.
thebimbochaser: What? You won’t clean or do the dishes? You’re hired anyways.
life-is-fucked-up: http://dreamsofacutter.tumblr.com/ Maybe but u will never feel anything again period unless you believe in god then if you do you will be feeling what the devil will be dishing out for your sin of taking ur own life. Nothing is ever
ccbfdfttrainer: This is what all women should wear to clean the house,dishes, vacuum, and laundry.
qglas: socialnetworkhell: I want to see them do an episode of The Price is Right with ultra rich people I want to see Mitt Romney try to tell me what he thinks the price of dish soap is
punkasfrick: punkasfrick: “Son,” the father says, examining the broken petri dishes littered about the floor, “I’m not a mad scientist, I’m just a disappointed scientist.” I don’t even care what you think this is the best post
eightlimbedpanda: they-call-me-dragon:swaggots:what the fuck Hey look, it’s the national dish of the bronies.
feedistconfessions: Dream dinner party: Everyone brings their favourite dish to share. Obese, Fat, chubby, curvy, and thin people all eating together, no one caring what or how much someone else eats just people enjoying each other and food…also
So much to do and so little motivation. I just want to shrink down to a little kitten and not have to adult. I gave myself a lot of projects for sure it seems. How about I lock my phone, take a shower, feed myself, donthe dishes and go out and get what
Holy fuck I’m still studying for a test two days away. I’ve taken study breaks and then actually got back to work. Also the laundry pile in my room is gone, dishes are washed, trash taken out. Who am I and what have I done with myself? Is
shez-a-bitch: neptunelovedme: flowersundefiled: wagingpeace: dutchess-gummybunnns: Me walking into kindergarten kindergarten? please.this was me walking out the womb. what are those hands doing?? ^^Receiving all the LIFFEEEE she’s dishing out
tsunamiwavesurfing: ppl that hit you up everyday needa chill cause there’s only so many “what’s goods” and “none, coolin” you can dish out in a week. can a nigga live a lil so we have something to talk about?
doctorstaby: slumberblues: hardstoplucas1: When no one knows what 6x3 equals Why does Johnny have so much dish soap? MIND YO BUSINESS DAVID
channmander: clubsdeuce: clubsdeuce: my mom uses sweet bro and hella jeff magnets to tell me if the dishes are clean or dirty update: she’s now also putting “positivity” on our fridge she has no idea what sweet bro and hella jeff is she doesn’t
tinakris: waitwhatdidtheysay: crazymanjoel: Trying to teach etiquette to an Australian [captions] P1: “The waiter gives you your dish, but it’s not the one you ordered. What do we say?” P2: “ ‘Scuze me, cunt- WRONG.” @darlingheda pls
beaniebaneenie:seymour-butz-stuff:Time to feed unprofessional managers what they’ve been dishing out for far too long. Couple things here, for when you do this to people: 1. if you get the “answer my call” text, NEVER ANSWER THE CALL. They are