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lixpex: So! Look who we found hiding in the supply closet. Looks like another reporter. Good work, Standish. You know what to do. Take him back to the lab and pump him full of Formula 4X. You wanted to find out how we’re making champions, son? You’re
azdrako: bbabybbear: Hey look what I found in my closet!! I love the way this presses my diaper up against me
waywardwinsister: ridiculoser: ridiculoser: lol I changed what gay autocorrects to in my friends phone so he’ll stop using it as a derogatory term. so i texted him pretending i was coming out of the closet and this is fantastic Beautiful.
daddysslutinsweden: titaniumtopper: nudedaddy: My mom told my uncle I came out of the closet. He decided to show me what I was in for. http://titaniumtopper.tumblr.com/archive We must have the same uncle.
ridiculoser: ridiculoser: lol I changed what gay autocorrects to in my friends phone so he’ll stop using it as a derogatory term. so i texted him pretending i was coming out of the closet and this is fantastic
bondagelover89: The lovely blonde secretary came home after a long day at work. She did what anybody would do, she took off her secretary outfit and got in the shower. She came out 30 minutes later and went into her closet but met an “unpleasant”
ghoularmin: enerjaeger: enerjaeger: one time in an interview Zac Efron said that he loved death note and idk if he was just saying that bc the interviewer mentioned it or what but the point is Zac Efron may be a closet weeb also this does this
deadryn:closet-keys:I’m sorry, I probably should have just scrolled by cause don’t want to be dragged into weird ahistorical lgbt tumblr discourse but what in the fuck are some of you talking about
asleepylioness: Greetings Lioness, When I saw that the theme this week was denim / jeans, I thought to myself, “oh, but what to wear?!” I remembered my denim jacket hiding in the hall closet, decided to pay it a visit, and dressed it up with a lovely
slythergin: slytherin-elsa: My mom got me this shiRT AND I AM LAUGHING SO HARD SHE DOESNT EVEN UNDERSTAND WHAT SHES DONE SHE DOESNT GET THE IRONY IN THIS I AM A CLOSETED LESBIAN THIS IS COMEDY GOLD I MIGHT COME OUT TO HER OVER THIS FUCKING SHIRT JUST
I wonder if his Daddy knows what he gets up to when he’s alone in the leather closet?
waywardwinsister:ridiculoser: ridiculoser: lol I changed what gay autocorrects to in my friends phone so he’ll stop using it as a derogatory term. so i texted him pretending i was coming out of the closet and this is fantastic Beautiful.
nargleflex: What better place to blow your students than in the janitor’s closet? Meato is nervous, but Narg’s got ultra-tenure at his university, and has probably already been caught at this exact location once or twice already, so he doesn’t
maylivingston: I got the dress from Zara and I got the jacket from the fashion closet to wear to a PR event. I am pretty sure it was made by an up and coming young designer based here in Miami! That’s amazing. I can’t wait to see what
youngnubian: black-rising: dragracists: blackgirlclassics: Black Girl ClassicsBlack Hair Products of Yesteryear I got 5 of these in da closet I still use the Hair Mayonnaise for treatment lmao What? I still use most of these
closet-keys: palindromordnilap: zevveli: patrithebat: ms-demeanor: ms-demeanor: I am a glorified office administrator who understands server hardware why am I the only person in this company who gets what social engineering is? Total stranger on the
incorrect-kingdom-hearts-quotes:[In my modern Sora Squad are family AU]Roxas and Xion: *in bed* Big Brother Vani!Vanitas: *walks in* What?Roxas: Can you close our closet door?Vanitas: Why?Xion: So the monsters don’t come out.Vanitas: What makes you
leoinengland: wetwareproblem: buzzfeedlgbt: Know your Bi history. Honestly, what I got from the mother in the beginning is “please tell me I’m not a bad person for not being as brave as you when I was your age.” Totally got closeted bi vibes
auntjudysfembois: louwight: vickitv: Old Red Dress - Still fits! by Jenee Davis Via Flickr: Dug another one out of the back of the closet! What do you think?! Stunningly lovely xx lovely … she will turn heads in that dress
“I’ve always been the one to get rid of bugs in the house. This time, I couldn’t argue against squeamishness. I really didn’t know what to do about this fucker (which looked bigger before it died, with its legs sprawled out above my closet door).I
watchalicebloom: What happens when my hubs has a guy night at the house and I’m all alone? I play dress up in my closet. ;). #selfie
boss-of-fags:FAGGOT’S ARE DISPLAYED IN PUBLIC FOR OTHERS TO TAKE A LESSON FROM, SO THEY MAY SEE WHAT HAPPENS TO THOSE WHO GO AGAINST THE NATURAL ORDER OF THINGS, ONCE THE DAY IS DONE THE FAGGOTS ARE WHEELED INTO A CLOSET OUT OF THE WAY.
Anonymous asked: your little sister looks more like your BIG sister, lol what the fuck is wrong with her? that's one mother who def should have put a dead fetus in her closet lol, and i bet your mother regrets not aborting you too!
closet-keys: hotcommunist: dare-i-say-asexual: why do lesbians always give their gfs such weird compliments? today i asked my gf how i looked in a new outfit and she said “like a cryptid on the moors babe” and idk what to do with that but i love
chica-closet-es-solitario-frio: kinky-as-fuckkk: t-quah-3: surf-pls: seaside-sigh: i-do-it-for-the-lesbians: audisex: this is the hottest shit i’ve ever seen what the fuck rip to me damn want I need this to happen every time I sit in a chair
ixnay-on-the-oddk: gifboner: Ashe Maree I was doing this (2nd gif) in my closet for like 10 minutes this morning lol. Couldn’t deside what to wear and it makes my booty all tingly.
closet-keys:closet-keys: you can tell a lot about the values of the culture you’re in when it comes to making hard decisions, and what decisions are considered “extreme, but necessary” versus what decisions are considered “unthinkable.” right
begattino: Begattino: Vice in So What for Suicide Girls
nlscentofawoman: Getting ready for the party..in black, what else.. via justgoofinoff
scruffyjizzmonkey: boisehorndawg: suitedsubmissive: What a sight. A closeted, submissive businessman finally finding his true place in the world; on his knees at some filthy glory hole, servicing cock after cock until the cum runs down his face,
pizzaforpresident: What breaks my heart is the thought of the parents of 20 children who have to go back to their empty homes and face the Christmas presents in their closets.
so i was digging in my closet and look what i found :33333apparently i already had meulin clothes without knowing it, i just gotta paint the symbol on it and get a new wig and i’m golden ~
phd-bullrider: This cowboy couldn’t wait to fuck my tight bullrider ass so I told him to meet me in the janitor closet. What a thick piece of cowboy meat!
missbeylahughes: [Advertising] what should not be missing from any closet? Correctly a latex leggings. At least in my case. To a leggings you can combine EVERYTHING. Today I was in the mood for something bright and put on my new top from @latex_couture
rj4gui4r: ridiculoser: ridiculoser: lol I changed what gay autocorrects to in my friends phone so he’ll stop using it as a derogatory term. so i texted him pretending i was coming out of the closet and this is fantastic Ah, “straight” guys…