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wizcoylifa: if i were a drug dealer, i would wait until they asked for coke then i would take the money and reply with “sorry i only have pepsi” then laugh maniacally as i backflipped into the sewers
vagisodium: one time me and my friends were really high waiting at a stop sign and after like ten minutes he turns to me and he’s like “this is the longest stop sign ever"
elegantly-tasteless: playboydreamz: peanuhbutta: RIP TRAYVON MARTIN This should have Millions of Notes TRAYVON MARTIN YOU WERE LOVED AND UNDERSTOOD BY MANY! He died exactly 3 weeks after his birthday, like that hits me every time.
landorus: if were in a mutual follow we are friends whether you like it or not
kiggor: If other planets were at the same distance as our moon
iliketupac: mylittlerewolution: libertyandfitnessforall: iheartmyart: Syria. Are you fucking kidding me?? I never reblogged anything to do with Syria, but this is spooky. I can’t believe this is the country both my parents were born and raised
joshmosh415: I can never stop posting this. The narrow minded bible fanatics that just look at one small thing in the bible then feed the world with their hate over it. At the same time they ignore all the other silly laws made by man they claimed were
justanotherstrangemind: theheavyheartinthephonebooth: blinkstolemyheart: imagineharrypotter: Plot twist: Only tumblr users survive the apocalypse because we were too lazy to go outside to see what was going on. Second plot twist: We don’t realize
gayyourlifemustbe: blood-h0und: j-anx: nobdycares: undrown: broken iris Holy fuck how How irresponsible do you have to be to break your iris I guess they were being really irisponsible
cookiemonstahz: li-li-litchi: What if instead of police dogs, there were giant, man sized police spiders There would be no crime
ygrittesnow: when we were babies my dad was a stay-at-home dad while my mom kicked ass in the courtroom but he would carry my twin brother and me around with one baby on the front and one on his back in backpacks and women would come up and look at how
Stripper in Clearwater, FLA showing the judge that her bikini briefs were too large to expose her vagina to the undercover cops that arrested her. The case was dimissed.
lluxerion: i went on google and typed in “jj the jet plane” and i just wat exactly were they trying to accomplish with this show
Snoop Dogg is going to tell us the meaning of Christmas. Twas the nizzle before Christmizzle, and all through the hizzle… Not a creature was stirring, not even a mizzle. fo shizzle. All were awaiting Sizzle Clause and his bag To bring the good
tiborviasz: this-squirrel-is-on-fire: wow i thought foxes were supposed to be dangerous but really they’re just tiny ginger dogs www.livesflash.com
i-was-so-alone-i-owe-you-so-much: lamborgayhni: i-was-so-alone-i-owe-you-so-much: I miss being human i didnt realise you were talking about the tv show for a second and was like the fuck have you turned into oh my god oh my god
nishlo: my two uncles were getting married and everyone was crying and my mom looked at me and whispered “this is so gay”
damittspookyromney: bloodyoathmate: My mum’s friends at work are having a baby and their last name is watts so they were trying work out a name for it, i suggested 60 and they both looked confused so i said maybe 20 would suit them better
billionaireboytoy: cnnbreaking: literally fuck yourself I LOLD SO HARD! But seriously……. guaranteed ass beating if I were the waiter.
minigator: undietaker: Were sitting in class when these two kids knock on the window and a kid from our class opens the window and the kids start doing a drug deal and our teacher is just standing there like “DO YOU GUYS THINK IM BLIND” public
tofusushi: Snoop Dogg is going to tell us the meaning of Christmas. Twas the nizzle before Christmizzle, and all through the hizzle… Not a creature was stirring, not even a mizzle. fo shizzle. All were awaiting Sizzle Clause and his bag To
benedicts-ass-butt: cuntgradulation: dirkuu: dragonsroar: sly-nig: zigazig-ah: The Teletubbies unmasked EVERYTHING I HAD EVER EXPECTED OR HOPED FOR I TOTALLY DISREGARDED THE FACT THAT THERE WERE PEOPLE IN THOSE COSTUMES im not even fucking
do you ever play a song and then realize you were too distracted to appreciate the beauty of the song so you replay it
sherlockedbyphaninthetardis: davedirk: davedirk: lauraforgood: m33wlin: WE WERE WATCHING THIS MOVIE IN GYM AND THE MAIN CHARACTER WAS LIKE “I’M TIRED AND HUNGRY AND HORNY” AND ME AT THIS OTHER CUTE GUY IN THE BACK JUST BOTH GO “SAME” AND
nnilkshake: ok so basically this morning at 1:30 am my brother came into my room and woke me up asking where the garbage bags were like 10 times and i was like wth and went back to sleep but then i just logged onto facebook and found this and
unfollowryanross: if you ever feel bad about yourself, just remember this one time in my english class, we were writing horror stories and one of the girls wrote “it was friday the 13th, the night before halloween” for her opening sentence
orangemuses: modernmethadone: i got 99 problems and 97 of them are due by the end of the week The other two were due last week
flyichiro: the other day we were discussing dating and this one dude was like “I don’t see the big deal why can’t people just ask people out without all the fuss” and another guy was like “well you get nervous and you get butterflies in your
jerkidiot: have you ever stopped liking somebody that you liked a lot and suddenly notice that they are a shitty person and realize how blinded you were by how much you liked them
8oo: i went to japan but there were no subtitles
gaymommy: dude it’s so weird how when you’re a kid, socks were like the worst thing you could get on christmas but now it’s like hell yeah please give me some socks i own like two and a half pairs my feet are so cold
billionaireboytoy: illest-jay: roropcoldchain: cleophatrajones: idontspeakthat: Goddamn right Classic moment in music history. Classic moment in life. Amen Dirty…..amen. If you were born after this I have no respect for you. Same with people
geardrops: knitmeapony: demonhamster: despotic: suicidemydarling: gigantorthemooseking: I once went to a concert with a friend (I don’t remember the band, she dragged me along) when I was 16. They were starting a wall of death and this guy who
unfollovving: numburs: unfollovving: blacklistecl: unfollovving: ronaldkn0x: unfollovving: unfollovving: What if boobs were placed on your back I really need some sleep wed be camels Camel boobs are filled with water milk is just water with
kookie667: Let’s play a game called “I’m totally joking, but would do that in a heartbeat if you were into it”
fuckyeahbehindthescenes: The scene in which all characters sit in a circle on the floor in the library and tell stories about why they were in detention was not scripted. John Hughes told them all to ad-lib. The Breakfast Club (1985)
driving-in-the-sampala: penceyprepofficial: when I was like 9 my neighbors asked me to watch their fish and cat while they went on vacation and I was like “lol k” and while they were gone tHE FUCKING FISH DIED so when they got home I apologized
nuditea: if you just walked into a club and the floor was super slippery and people had strapped knives to their feet and were jumping around you’d be like “holy shit, i don’t know if this is the environment for me” and yet skating is a thing
dontletthisheartgo: dod-kalm: mountainboats: i think the best feeling is when you make someone that you like a lot laugh and their face lights up and they start giggling and you’re really happy that you were able to make someone so beautiful smile
michaxl: haha ok “friend” where were u when i uploaded a selfie
kittencosima: kittencosima: kittencosima: so justin bieber is in my country and there’s this chick who kinda looks like him and today she was insIDE HIS HOTEL WAVING TO THE FANS AND SHE WAS ON TV EVERYONE THOUGHT SHE WAS JUSTIN THE FANS WERE CRYING
apricockjam: MY FRIEND WAS ADDING RANDOM PEOPLE ON FACEBOOK AND HE ADDED THIS ONE GIRL AND THEY STARTED CHATTING AND THEY FOUND OUT THEY WERE NEIGHBOURS HE MET HIS NEXT DOOR NEIGHBOUR THROUGH FACEBOOK IM CRYING
rodneykong: the guys who wrote this show were literally on so many drugs it’s unbelievable it ever aired on Cartoon Network
grawly: kootiepie: saki-hyuuga: gangbanglerfish: WAIT, HOW OLD ARE JESSIE AND JAMES!???? did some of you guys really think they were older than 18 what the FUCK
upgraders: it’s kinda f**cked up that 4 of the most famous artists in the world were named after the ninja turtles
This is one of the most haunting photos I have ever seen. It is hundreds of wedding rings that were removed from those in Concentration Camps
deadliftsandbeer: livelovelaughandlift: Stop asking for 2014 to be good to you. Fucking grab your balls and make it good. Grabbed balls and just ended up masturbating. Instructions were unclear.
samuelshakusky: samuelshakusky: when i was in fourth grade we were doing a math lesson and all of a sudden the teachers like “have you ever seen a pregnant bird” and everyones jsut like “no” and then she slams her hand on the table and screams
slcye: what if eyebrows were under ur eyes I didn’t need that at all
a-disorderly-disorder: someclevermoniker: buzzfeed: This is how kids reacted when they were shown same-sex marriage proposal videos. Kids these days. “how will we explain homosexuality to our children” I think maybe they should explain
ohpaul: thewhitetumblr: How many people were there at Shea stadium? oh my god
toometal-foryou: vnhrrs: the fucking 90’s were mad wtf did i just watched
dramallamapie: overland-frost: runawayshounen: One of the scariest things Dreamworks had done to their logo. I KEEP FORGETTING DREAMWORKS DID THE RING ALSO. DREAMWORKS DID THE RING? OH MY GOD I JUST- GOD HELP ME I THOUGHT DREAMWORKS WERE NICE
fckndead: loviely: i put your name on the bullet so everyone knows you were the last thing that went through my head. Wow
gerardscoffeemug: heard u were talkin shit
kanyewesticle: OMG I JUST FOUND OUT THAT SPEAKING TO YOUR PLANTS ONLY HELPS BECAUSE YOU’RE BREATHING CARBON DIOXIDE ONTO IT OMG I HAVE THOUGHT THAT TALKING TO THEM JUST KINDA WORKED BECAUSE YOU WERE BEING NICE AND ENCOURAGED THEM AND SUPPORTED THEM
bubblenuggets: weasleysweaters: If I were in the Hunger Games I would use one of the parachutes and gift containers and put all kinds of poisonous berries in them and then climb trees and send them down to unsuspecting tributes. Oh, you thought you
radvillain: ayanarama: woah, I’m rewatching Chappelle’s Show and Paul Mooney’s psychic predictions ten years ago were a bit spookily accurate… because negrodamus was a real psychic
