weird thoughts
NSFW Tumblr
find weird thoughts on porn pin board
weird thoughts clips
bimbodreams: Ok, this is weird, but funny, she thought as she stood on one leg. It was easy to balance without even thinking about it. And she couldn’t put her leg down, not until he told her to. Hypnosis really does work, she thought, and she laughed
I have no idea why my older sister texts me pictures of her pre-date outfits. She says she wants a boy’s opinion, but isn’t that weird? She has to know I jerk off to her, right? Plus, it makes me so jealous. I can’t stand the thought
“There, master, my shirt is off. What would you like your older sister to do next?” It was her idea to pretend to be hypnotized. It thought it was weird at first, but after realizing that she would do ANYthing I wanted, I warmed up to the
“Like this, little brother?” “Yeah, that’s good” “Um, I know you said you could hook me up with a sexy photoshoot, but I thought you meant you knew a friend. Are you sure this isn’t weird for you?” “Of
I could feel my pussy heat up as my big brother got into the car after me. He said he wanted to talk to me, and I thought it was so weird that he wanted to do it in the car, pretty much the one place where Mom and Dad couldn't eavesdrop. I tried not
I don’t know if my older brother sent that text asking for sexy pictures to me by accident, but I thought I’d take a few just in case. I had wanted him for a while, but I knew most people would think it’s weird. I hoped my sexy big broth
Text with picture: “sry if this is weird, big brother, but im 18 now, so thought id get a guys opinion. think this looks hot?”
“What’s the matter, little brother?” Bethany asked, “I’m just getting more comfortable. You don’t have to get all weird. You were staring at my tits the whole time I was sun-bathing, so I thought you’d want this.&
I always thought she was his wife (still a possibility I guess) Then when she talked about the crib, *his* crib, I thought maybe she’s his mother? (Albeit a bit weird with the kissing and such) But this? MIND IS MOTHER FUCKING BLOWN.
keep-on-fightingg: thisfeelinginsideme: NEVER Before I started, I thought it was weird, I thought there was no way I could ever do that to myself. Now look at me.
xxx tumblr
suckitbimbo: “Phew, I made it!” “I ran here as fast as I could!” “First I thought it was weird, getting that message from you. But then I thought about it, and you were totally right. Of course I should show you my tits!&rdq
dusiks: We met in a strange way. You probably thought I was weird. When I knew it was a misunderstanding, I thought you would just pity me. Your first love, who seemed to still remain in your heart, made me hesitate. No. I couldn’t be honest. “He
meow-n-save: djmarshmello: does anyone else with intrusive thoughts do that weird dismissive head shake when they get them to kinda like.. reverse/reject the thought or is that just me Gotta shake your brain like an etch-n-sketch and start over
spiderinthecupboard: stamtnek: castiel-knight-of-hell: soras-majestic-butt: do you ever catch yourself thinking of something so weird and fucked up that you have to stop mid-thought and your face is our thoughts aren’t always from us. Sometimes
beccaoneilljackson:stamtnek:castiel-knight-of-hell: soras-majestic-butt: do you ever catch yourself thinking of something so weird and fucked up that you have to stop mid-thought and your face is our thoughts aren’t always from us. Sometimes random
taraljc: meow-n-save: djmarshmello: does anyone else with intrusive thoughts do that weird dismissive head shake when they get them to kinda like.. reverse/reject the thought or is that just me Gotta shake your brain like an etch-n-sketch and start
kashmiris: jean-luc-gohard: Plus, and I’m about to go to sleep so I won’t be around for the messages I get about this, Michael Jackson 100% did what he was accused of doing. I wish it wasn’t so, because he’s one of the most brilliant musical
impactings: I don’t think I’ve ever missed somebody this much. I can physically feel my empty chest. You were the person I thought I was going to spend the rest of my life with. It’s weird for me to say that, because the thought of anything being
just-shower-thoughts: I’ve always thought it was weird how it’s normal/acceptable to take a smoke break at work, but frowned upon just to take a break at work.
burt-macklin-jr: harry potter was such a pure child like he went to a ghosts death day party, he talked to myrtle bc she was lonely, he set a snake free bc it was unhappy, he genuinely was friends with luna even thought people thought she was weird,
arrtpop: “I would never be here without David Bowie. I would have never even tried, I would have thought I was too weird, too different. I never gave up because I thought he was the coolest ever.” - Lady Gaga.
breastanxiety: 20.An ex boyfriend used to make fun of my ‘saggy’ breasts and my inverted nipple. For years, I thought there was something wrong with me, I hated my boobs, I thought they looked weird. I learned to accept them as they are, and guess
cellray: Thoughts are weird.You can never completely agree on one way to imagine themThey’re ever changingAnd you notice, you imagine them as the last description you’ve thought ofI can tell you a descriptionAnd it’ll seem logicalUntil the next.Your
cause-shes-bittersweet: stamtnek: castiel-knight-of-hell: soras-majestic-butt: do you ever catch yourself thinking of something so weird and fucked up that you have to stop mid-thought and your face is our thoughts aren’t always from us. Sometimes
hyroolianwarrior: just-shower-thoughts: It’s weird to think that I don’t even exist in your life, yet you’re reading what I just typed. That is one deep ass shower thought
krazykitsune: just-shower-thoughts: The first guy who heard a parrot talk was probably not ok for several days. Actually, weird history fact about that. The island of Bermuda’s first name was Isle of Devils, being thought to be filled with demons and
time-turner: quafflepuncher: ahstahh: younopoo: hogwartsstarrysky: “I had a weird moment the other day where I suddenly thought, I saw myself in the mirror, and I suddenly pictured the scar being there, and I thought, I’ll never have that piece
jamiemoriartys: “I had a weird moment the other day where I suddenly thought, I saw myself in the mirror, and I suddenly pictured the scar being there, and I thought, I’ll never have that piece of make up on again, ever.” -Daniel Radcliffe
female-feeder-fantasies: valdorsaofgallifrey: Do you remember the time when you thought you were strange, weird and a freak because of the things you thought, felt and said? And then there was the internet and you met all your little freak sisters and
princess-sugarbun: pale-princet: Okay so. I know a daddy IRL (he’s not my daddy) and we talk a lot. A while ago he told me he thought pacis were weird. Well, recently, I found out why. Because he thought that littlespace was just another word for
caesarwv: Brandon thought the necklace look cool when he found it at the weird little shop. The old shop owner encouraged him to try it on. As soon as the choker necklace was fastened around his thick neck, Brandon suddenly felt weird. He felt so
astronemma: Weird Quantum Tunneling Enables ‘Impossible’ Space Chemistry A weird quirk of quantum mechanics is allowing a chemical reaction thought to be impossible to occur in cold gas in outer space. In the harsh environment of space, where the
poisonouskoala: selfconflicted: mriloveyourhat: inkydonkey: whoa it’s magic I thought it was a weirdly shaped penis up until the last one I thought elephant I need this because of reasons.
just-shower-thoughts: Dancing is weird. We shake our bodies in weird ways when we like how something sounds.
silkktheshocka: foulmilk: U thought I was weird in high school & now U wanna fuck me LOL And I’m still weird. Congratulations you played yaself
it’s weird how words can change feelings. i thought actions were almost everything, but i guess words are more powerful than i thought. Because by reading about love, my feelings towards it in general have changed. I think that everyone always
starburstdragon: krazykitsune: just-shower-thoughts: The first guy who heard a parrot talk was probably not ok for several days. Actually, weird history fact about that. The island of Bermuda’s first name was Isle of Devils, being thought to be filled
believingsherlock: thedogzisland2: jinnymoose: meirz: milesjai: devotedcrisstian: PLEASE tell me I wasn’t the only one that for the longest time when I was little thought the “D” in Disney was some weird backwards G thing. …I thought
genitalsanxiety: 19. I have only recently started to love my pussy. Ever since I first became sexually active, I was always nervous that boys would go to their friends after and talk about how weird it was. I mostly thought it was weird because all my
extrahotcurry:super8motel: just-shower-thoughts: Weird Al Yankovic implies the existence of a Mundane Al Yankovic. He literally had a roommate in college also named Al so they called him Weird Al to differentiate the two So what I’m hearing is there
having a very small life crisis - all my friends are pregnant or getting engaged and living together and im not even close to that and I thought they were weird and moving quick but maybe im the weird one?? but im 22, im not ready for that life!!! and
bimbodreams: Weird, she thought. Why did he pour her the champaign and then leave the room? *sip* It was good champaign at least. *sip* Her clothes seemed loose today. Weird, they seemed to fit earlier, but maybe she wasn’t paying attention since
getdiiirt-y: It’s weird because I grew up thinking that people waited until 21 to drink, couples waited until married to have sex, and people didn’t do drugs. I thought you would always end up marrying your first love, and I thought your friends
with-suicide-on-my-mind: You know, its really weird thinking back to those days where nothing matter, nothing seemed to phase you. Dont get me wrong, it started early for me but its weird thinking back to a time when dark thoughts and the urge to self
mochislayer: thewittyarsonist: pinkie-pride: Alex Hirsch is in Weird Al’s ‘Do I Creep You Out?’ music video. Weird Author confirmed. Wait you mean that really is him and IM NOT CRAZY???? I thought you guys were just imagining things but.damn.
OMG THATS MY FAVORITE LINE I DIDNT THINK ANYONE THOUGHT IT WAS FUNNY I THOUGHT I WAS SO WEIRD
just-shower-thoughts: You’re the only person who thinks your voice sounds weird on an audio recording. That’s what you sound like to everyone else, all the time, and they don’t find it weird at all.
Hi, I’m Nessie. Like the monster. Long story. This is weird. Is this weird? I don’t know. I’m waiting in line at the box office right now, so I thought I’d pop in and introduce myself. I first stumbled across The Grey Knight’s bedtime stories
