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“Daddy,” Billie asked her father, “this might sound weird, but, um, are you my Daddy?” “What do you mean, baby?” He asked back. “Like, I know you’re my Daddy, but are you like, y'know, my Daddy? I’
“What do you mean you don’t want me going out like this? I can do what I want. Plus, that sounds like something a jealous boyfriend would say, not a big brother. Don’t be weird.”
“It might be bad for me to say, but I’m glad you broke up with your girlfriend, little brother. It means we get to spend way more time together! She was no good for you anyway. I hope this doesn’t sound weird, but I could tell she didn&r
I’m 21 and a larger girl so I always believed my labia were large due to my weight, I have ALWAYS felt embarrassed about it. It may sound weird but I even asked a friend of mine to observe it and tell me if it looked abnormal and she replied that
Pearl slides out of bed and pads towards her father’s room. Her heart is racing. She lingers outside his door. President Oaks is sleeping soundly. Pearl feels weird looking at him like this, but she can’t help herself. She knows he’s probably exhaus
pokesexphilia: ravingrabids96 said:This will sound weird but may I request some female arbok please prefibley with some male trainer :)Not the weirdest thing I’ve been requested, so I hope you enjoy =D
“I need you like Mofftiss need tears.”
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From anon: Hey, can I ask you something? I’ve started masturbating 2 months ago, and I’m not sure if I do it right. I know this sounds weird but when I get turned on and try to masturbate by touching my clit (and stuff like that), and get
I have orgasms in my sleep! “I know this sounds kind of ordinary, but I always orgasm in my sleep. The weird thing is that the orgasms I get while I’m sleeping are nothing like the ones I get when I masturbate. They feel so much better and they
“So, this may sound oddly specific or just plain weird, but I love porn where one of the people are on the phone trying to stay calm for a conversation while having sex or receiving oral sex. I have a hell of a time finding videos that specific,
Is it weird that being ill with a cold makes me horny? “I seem to have the best orgasms when I’m ill, like having a cold. I’m all heated up and since I’m breathing through my mouth it sounds like I’m panting. Is that strange
raqquo: perkachow: foxymaple: videohall: For some reason a bird speaking Japanese is mildly off putting. > Literal translation Bird:“ ‘Uhm Hello, this is the Ono family.” Bird: “What’s wrong?” Owner: “Abe-chan, you’re a little
veggieblt: 8bitbowtie: brentrx: Never change, Weird Al. 👍🏼 “New Toy” Weird rubber man, videos OF COURSE WEIRD AL OF ALL FUCKING PEOPLE COULD TURN THIS JOKE OF AN ABHORANT SOUND MACHIN INTO A LEGITIMATE INSTRUMENT
miniar: theangrylionshark: miniar: miniar: elvensnacks: silverdraka: miniar: When the hell did the “kin with” thing start? Because I’m not “kin with” my kintype. It makes no sense. It’s gramatically weird, it sounds weird, and
justndthings: just neurodivergent things: having to rewrite this post five times because what if it sounds weird or it’s weirdly worded how will people react?? yep
jerryterry: jerryterry: I’m watching Friends for the first time, got to this part and burst out laughing.I have not edited the sound in any way. It’s weird to think that this was once just a commonplace foley sound effect of fabric being hit, used
So maybe this is kind of weird but I like it when people touch/hold onto my face? Not like grab it and crush it, but seriously if you will hold onto my face in a gentle manner I’ll probably love you forever and ever. does that sound weird lol it
veggieblt: 8bitbowtie: brentrx: Never change, Weird Al. 👍🏼 “New Toy” Weird rubber man, videos OF COURSE WEIRD ALL OF ALL FUCKING PEOPLE COULD TURN THIS JOKE OF AN ABHORANT SOUND MACHIN INTO A LEGITIMATE INSTRUMENT
thewhitedamnstripes: notjackwhite: I made a quick cover of QOTSA’s “little sister” this is really good, jack!
iamnevertheone: I’ve got a weird rash in my knee-pit area. And my tongue on this side doesn’t taste anything anymore. Sometimes, when I walk, my ankles make, like, a weird rattlesnake sound. What else? Things that are far away from my eyes are fuzzy.
darsovin: ageneralrebelcollectorthings said: I know this sounds weird but may be possible to make Jill’s shoes dangle? Not a weird question at all! I myself was curious from a technical standpoint. Unfortunately the way Jill’s “costume” is
b-loomist: az-uki: skinnyblog: this might sound weird, but how flawless is candice’s side profile!?! Not weird ^ she’s perfect im lola and im fab
c-0-ld: hypnotiqradiance: dejesusv: everthorne: is having a penis weird like it just hangs there occasionally flopping girls make it sound so weird omg its not like we think about it all the time do you all sit there and think about your boobs
hypnotiqradiance: dejesusv: everthorne: is having a penis weird like it just hangs there occasionally flopping girls make it sound so weird omg its not like we think about it all the time do you all sit there and think about your boobs all the time?
so like what if iwaoi personality swap & iwa calling oiks oikawa-chan or sth omf someone pls talk to me about this also setter iwa and jealous wing spiker oik b/c wtf iwaizumi those arms are MADE for spiking
tainted-by-the-real-world: hypnotiqradiance: dejesusv: everthorne: is having a penis weird like it just hangs there occasionally flopping girls make it sound so weird omg its not like we think about it all the time do you all sit there and think
bootyscientist2: madeupmonkeyshit: non niggas who say “nigga” sound weird saying it they sound like they bout to get they ass beat
As weird as it sounds…I’m really into guys who jokingly use the word homo, queer and a few other choice words as they look over at you and kiss you. It’s weird, I know. But it’s a turn on
yuyushikiii: My blog became this weird place where it’s filled with pictures of Kant and weird Japanese sister fucking sound clips
tlirsgender:tlirsgender:tlirsgender:Autism Rage is weird because it’s like if someone asks what’s wrong the answer is “the sound of your voice right now” and “my socks have a weird texture” and I am fully aware of how
sempaidoesntnoticeme: d3ssins: my actual vocabulary in real life consists mostly of omg dude (weird noises) what the hell i’m going to kill you fuck you the weird part is that you can arrange them in any order and it will still sound 100% accurate
just-shower-thoughts: Dancing is weird. We shake our bodies in weird ways when we like how something sounds.
dustfingers-angel: The cheeky nandos meme sounds weird to me because I’m Scottish and in Scotland we call it a cheeky wee nandos and it just sounds weird without the ‘wee’ but you guys barely understand the english version so i’ll just shut
captain-mycaptain: k8y411: clarityofhatred: abidinginlove: sodamnrelatable: when you say a word too much and it stops sounding like a word bowl is the worst i wonder how many of us just sat here saying “bowl” until it sounded weird all of
sound-of-selah: letthisbemymotivation: sun. Just seen this photo of me resurface on my dash. Weird to think this was like 2 or 3 years ago. Believe I was in Germany at the time, driving through a sunset.
lindaellerbee: crying is so weird think about it for a second if you get sad enough fluids pour out of your eye sockets how weird does that sound
halatirien: askaqueerchick: the-macra: colour-code your infants so strangers know what their genitals look like WELL WHEN YOU PUT IT THAT WAY IT SOUNDS FUCKIN’ WEIRD IT IS FUCKING WEIRD
my-weird-reality:my-weird-reality:Me:What’s it like being twins?Alina-“ Super cool because our faces almost the same”Halima- “YEAH! She’s my bestest friend”The other night Halima (one in purple) got really scared from the sound of two cats
bootssandboyss: az-uki: skinnyblog: this might sound weird, but how flawless is candice’s side profile!?! Not weird ^ she’s perfect amazing
theprettygoodfoot: Sound warning: knuckles popping! I know the sound of knuckles popping may weird some people out, but one of you wanted to hear my toes pop! Our joints have synovial fluid in them which is super slippery cushioning that can hold gas
ghore: laughcentre: hypnotiqradiance: dejesusv: everthorne: is having a penis weird like it just hangs there occasionally flopping girls make it sound so weird omg its not like we think about it all the time do you all sit there and think about
Does anyone else think the concept of languages is really weird? Like it’s just sounds that mean something but not everyone makes the same sounds like what
just-shower-thoughts: 3 AM sounds really late at night bit 4 AM is really early in the morning.
ellacalm:The sound of heavy rain while you are in bed.
just-shower-thoughts: You’re the only person who thinks your voice sounds weird on an audio recording. That’s what you sound like to everyone else, all the time, and they don’t find it weird at all.
What a weird thing to worry about. Being on your knees, sucking my plastic cock, that doesn’t make you gay or whatever.Considering the plug that will be in your ass & that you’ll be wearing a cage with a urethral insert, I’d say
suggestionsofkindness:Things that sounds silly, but helped me with my body image, and yes several sounds weird and feels weird at first: 🌸Get a journal. Write 3-5 positive things down everyday, and yes some of them has to be related to how you look.
consulting-violinist: the-box-of-tomatoes-fairy: cant-catch-this-snitch: abnormal-reality: My life is complete i jUST MADE A REALLY WEIRD SOUND I WAS EXPECTING NIGEL THIRNBERRY The most terrifying thing I’ve ever seen
