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Via: http://altporn.net/news/2014/06/13/burningangel-kleio-evil-head/Continuing with the Friday the 13th theme, BurningAngel just posted a dirty hot video scene from their Evil Head horror parod, featuring sexy AltPorn favorite Kleio Valentien as the
weird-kinky-girlnextdoor-xo: birthnextdoor: giving birth me Nice. More of these please, weird-kinky-girlnextdoor-xo
weird-kinky-girlnextdoor-xo: i want this to happen to me so badly! i wanna get a dildo, or any object really, so stuck inside me i have to go to the emergency room and have a whole team of doctors and nurses remove it while they record the ordeal. i
Did you check everywhere?When the wife and I were in college, her sorority sisters had a little inside joke and I was in on it - If they couldn’t find something, and if that something was even remotely phallic in nature, they’d ask me “Would you
You know you’re dating an artist when…
GOOD MORNING! I don’t know whether to laugh, cry, vomit, or masturbate.
LIFEHACK: When you run out of hot dog buns…
If your Wet Wednesday was lackluster, remember the kitchen faucet is a very tender lover.
pixography: Redmer Hoekstra ~ “Twisted Anatomy” Netherlands-based artist Redmer Hoekstra draws fascinating composite illustrations that merge people and animals with everyday objects or machines. “How things work is a fascination of mine
Giant Stone Balls - Workmen hacking their way through the dense jungle of Costa Rica to clear an area for banana plantations in the 1930s stumbled upon some incredible objects: dozens of stone balls, many of which were perfectly spherical. They varied
In May of 1982 a series of strange events transpired in three different homes across the city of Rome, Italy. Religious paintings would fall off the walls, objects were being hurled across rooms, and fires would spontaneously ignite whenever the twenty-ye
chinkslave: A banana is on my list of “weird shit I’ve used to masturbate.” It’s kinda funny how lots of everyday objects remind me of dicks
mrbluehat: objects-for-male-use: There’s no stopping me from taking what I want. What he wants is for this young girl to play the unprotected game with him. She’d look so weird if she got a huge belly, and he thought that was awesome. He told
Weird and Wicked Wednesday
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I SAW A UFO!!! An Ultimate Fighting Optometrist? No! An Unidentified Flying Object!!! I was out bat watching, it being Dracula season and all, when I saw something shooting through the night sky! The speed and trajectory could only mean it was
Whoa - some, truly, unruly, weird object just came shooting down from space and landed over by Steven’s house!!! I didn’t have time to snap a pic with my camera, but luckily I have an extremely accurate photographic memory and I have reconstr
I try not to judge other people’s fetishes since I have some weird ones myself, but I stumbled upon a bunch of pictures of… well, someone really likes seeing ponies and griffons slowly being turned into inanimate objects, especially chairs and
Still bored. Pink pussy. Her proportions are weird.
veneisse fucking carrots, orange and other weird objects source https://slackholes.com/extreme/veneisse-fucking-carrots-orange-and-other-weird-objects/
Daddyslilfuckslut can take inside her body some weird little objects. Okay, hairbrush is not so uncommon object inserted in pussy, but look how sharp it is – must have been a painful insertion! source https://slackholes.com/extreme/daddyslilfuckslut-fuck
unpopularkpop-opinions: I really liked B1A4’s outfits during their Beautiful Target promotions. Yeah, they looked totally weird to me in the beginning but then I found out the many objects that their stylists attached to their clothes were gifts from
Day 2 of trying to out my omo kink day..Sooo I have a friend that recently peiced together I have a weird fetish but doesn’t know what it is..She’s asked a few question to try to guess it (does it involve objects, more then one people, does it have
onion-souls: pacificrim: carsonistor: This is a real weird attempt to brand people as hypocrites for not objecting to something 68 years ago. what kind of nerd gives a shit enough about superhero movies to make such a needlessly passive aggressive
tamascotchi: paper-mario-wiki: paper-mario-wiki: since i woke up i had a random, unprompted thought, and ive been trying to remember something really fuckin weird and specific. it’s an object. like, a shitty food object. it’s from a cartoon. it’s
alexanderperchov: i’ve seen people object to the petname “babe” because it’s in that vein of weird pet names that sorta belittle the person youre calling them but for me it’s not like i mean to compare someone to a baby. i mean to compare you
cremisius: i’ve seen people object to the petname “babe” because it’s in that vein of weird pet names that sorta belittle the person youre calling them but for me it’s not like i mean to compare someone to a baby. i mean to compare you to the
keepbeachcityweird: Whoa - some, truly, unruly, weird object just came shooting down from space and landed over by Steven’s house!!! I didn’t have time to snap a pic with my camera, but luckily I have an extremely accurate photographic memory and
mechandra replied to your post: tbh, I probably can’t, like, objective…“oh but she has a gap in her teeth” I LOVE IT “her hair is like, a weird shape” LOVE IT “umm are her top eyes space sorta far apart” LOVE THOSE TOOSo, like, the
tramampoline: Favourite jokes Referring to any four-legged animal as a weird dog Massively underestimating the number of nearly uncountable objects Massively overestimating the number of clearly countable objects Bad puns in TV episode titles
infinitetransit: chubbycartwheels: infinitetransit: There’s this yellow object in the sky today and… it feels weird. Like I want to take all my clothes off. And then my skin if possible. I just don’t know. I’ve never seen one of those in Wales
badcompanys: I find it weird that every time people personify the Seven Deadly Sins, they’ll make six of them portray the doer (someone who IS angry, someone who IS slothful, etc), but then they go to Lust and portray them as object being acted upon
My weird fascination with death has been picking up steam recently. I cannot be fully objective. It is quite likely that I do not know what I am talking about. But between my grandmother’s passing and the watchmen series I experienced recently, I have
did-you-kno: In New Orleans, a funeral home has gained popularity and criticism for displaying the bodies of the deceased in upright poses, surrounded by their favorite objects as they were in life.Source
wern:our spanish teacher was making us describe pictures of lots of weird objects in class and she put this pic on the slidea girl wrote “es para mike wazowski” and the chat went insane
insertgirlname:wern:man this is weird but imagine being an ancient doctor who believes in humours etc and surgery doesn’t exist but you perform the first legit autopsy to learn about anatomy and you’re like.. wtf there’s like objects
two-draculas: Worrying that the new Ghostbusters is gonna be “Bridesmaids 2 with ghosts” is a weird thing to do, because like, Bridesmaids 2 with ghosts would be an objectively perfect film in all aspects
weird-kinky-girlnextdoor-xo: this is the best feeling in the world…. the largest part of an object being squeezed out of, and pushed back into your cunt….
imdatfreak: “Twellus’s Toys”While spring cleaning my son Twellus’s room today, I got under his bed and saw this weird object.. Soon after wrapping my mind around it and questioning why did he need to use it, cuz I’m here with the real thing.
dear lord i could make lists and lists of these (x they are all so weird. and they are mostly fruits/vegetables. or just random inanimate objects haha, oh the good old days <3 don’t do this much anymore though
scherbensalat:vegan-friends:weird that veganism is often called “self-righteous”, “holier than thou” and “pretentious” when viewing humanity as some inherently & objectively superior and dominant species with the right to rule over, control
shock:accepting that you’re objectively weird & owning it is infinitely better than being constantly desperate to appear normal to people who don’t even matter to you
plaidos:trans people (esp women) r fully left out of the conversation on representation in media. it’s so weird. like, objectively, we’re the most underrepresented group and nobody’s talking about it; it’s just accepted that trans people not being
bamababygirl-7:shock:accepting that you’re objectively weird & owning it is infinitely better than being constantly desperate to appear normal to people who don’t even matter to you 🥰💞Facts
