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It’s so fucking weird, but ever since my big busty sister started giving me blowjobs a few months ago, she treats it like routine. She whispers “blowjob time” in my ear and I meet her in the bathroom. Then she systematically blows me
“This is weird, but when I do certain exercises, I can orgasm! Like if I do certain kinds of ab crunches, or if I do chin-ups and hold it and pull my legs up it happens! Yeah, it makes exercising a lot more fun, but was wanting to know if this
It feels like I orgasm after about thirty seconds, but am I? “I don’t wanna sound weird, but when I play with my clit I can come in like 30 seconds, and then I can do it again like a minute later! But am I really orgasming? Like, it completely
It’s so weird how I am just wired to see this, and not only want to do it to T, but to want her to do something similar to me. - D
Luv it. I have a little bit of spanking fetish, just playful to firm, but nothing more than that. Weird thing is when I’m with a guy I like it when he takes control and does the spanking, but if I’m with a girl then I like being in control
This would be the face I made after I got a few cavities filled. You can’t really tell, but the whole right side of my face is numb in there. I sounded like a duck.
Music supervisors when they want to portray a scene as weird or trippy:
artemispanthar:Me: *talks excessively about the thing I like*People: That’s weird and obsessiveMe: oh, okayMe: *only says a word or two when someone brings up the thing I like, shuts down or moves on or plays it off like I don’t want to talk
I gonna tell you something that is gonna make you laugh.This is Nicolas Maduro, he is the president of Venezuela (my country) Maduro is like a version of Trump but, more, mooooore, waaaay more dumb.You see today, when he was giving a press conference&hell
48-46-family-confessions: I’m not sure what’s going on with meru’s front hair like it looks like it has volume but then at her eyebrows it’s so thin, it makes her eyebrows look so weird
lady-khiaani: tresbellemichelle: blametheleather: everybody has that one kink that they will never ever admit to liking and will secretly read every fic ever written about it but will vehemently deny it if you ever mention it #keep your friends close
blastortoise: I like how people have a problem with the whole calling someone “daddy” in bed because it’s “weird” but yet they will call the other person “baby”. What you like fucking babies? You weird ass baby fucker
sadcapricorn: I love having a blog because it holds the therapeutic value of keeping a diary but instead it’s like shouting into the void TODAY I WAS SAD AND BOUGHT LIPSTICK and sometimes someone else in the vast blackness will hear you and shout back
sparklyhime: My fem!Hinata Shoyo cosplay!!! Ahh, I feel like I look weird half the time but it’s really comfy and I like it a lot because it’s Haikyuu!! It started out as a secret cosplay for AMA, so I’m not exactly sure what day I’ll be wearing
theladythorki: no but what if the guy who loaded the machine had just filled it with these you get a polar bear and it’s a nice surprise and you put the change in for another coke but you get another polar bear and you’re like hm that was weird but
So my friend @amaluelmwood showed me what the heck ko-fi is, because I am slow at investigating and do not know things. If anyone has the urge to encourage my nonsense, you can buy me a coffee.
winterayars: Like, this is cool and all but why is it happening? (This kick is super wonky, too.) honestly, in the film, the kick plays out EXACTLY like this. Like I thought it was funny too, so I went frame by frame and it plays out just as weird
i /personally/ didn’t like fooly cool, but i also didn’t like code geass or gurren lagann but my taste in cartoons runs weird anyway.
This playlist I’m making… is weird. Not in a bad way. I mean, to me. I like the music I selected. Obviously. But it makes sense in a narrative in my head, but I don’t know if anyone’s going to like it. Oh, wait, it’s
I’ve just written like. 2,700 words straight without really having a break. And it’s about a topic that’s super personal to me and I feel really weird and ughhhh. But I want to do it and I know it’s kind of weird, but I hope
I hate being like “tell me I’m pretty/handsome/whatever the fuck I don’t have words that really work because GENDER” but it’d be nice to hear it right now
benepla: lmfao honestly people who are like “we look at shota and/or noncon ships but we’d never act on it! it’s actually helping us with our urges!” like ok that’s great but you realize it’s not just you and your weird anime friends who
Orange bell peppers are weird because looking at them my brain expects them to be spicy. But they’re bell peppers so they’re sweet. It’s weird
vivelavapeur: So this is probably just me being weird, but it seems like Garnet’s glasses-less face has a noticeable lack of detail, especially in comparison to the other characters. Like it’s just the simplest of eyes and that’s it. Maybe it’s
I track the Being Human US tag, because it’s a show I like that’s no longer currently running and so doesn’t get a lot of use but when it does I like to check it outbut the way tumblr’s ‘recommended post from tag’ feature works isn’t by
passiveskills: fenris is funny not bc he actively tries to make clever jokes but when other people do he just goes along with it. one of these horny weird bastards in his party says some weird shit and he’s like yeah ok. he’ll even say some dumb shit
thedisneytruth: people over analyse the wrong things in animated movies i mean i just saw someone claim that it’s weird how pascal got to rapunzel because he’s a tropical animal and doesn’t live where the story happens so that bothers you but
fauxmosexualtranstrender: wretchedoftheearth: I do find it funny that lesbians are perceived as man-hating but gay men are not perceived as woman-hating, and in fact are often illogically shielded from accusations of misogyny simply by being gay weird
nakedcuddles: I feel weird about this photo. I don’t know why but I don’t like it. Maybe it’s silly but I am submitting it to like it :) Well you just look stunning in these. Those legs, that stomach, the underwear, just everything. I should really
thighhighwhore: Sorta weird angle but I like it
mens-rights-activia: hyrude: accidentally bought whole milk for the very first time and used it in my cereal… milk lovers? i get it now. i didnt get it before bc skim milk tastes like weird white water but now i get it. it’s like using melted ice
onehornyworld: It looks like I dont have arms :/ And, I know I might get a lot of messages for saying this (and please believe me im not fishing for complements) but I dont like my pussy, It just looks so weird. I feel like my labia is too big… but
invisibleauxyeux: I think I may have found a new favorite fic and it’s called Found Naked in His Azaleas. It was weird and didn’t go how I was expecting at all but it was also great. I’d give more details but I feel like it would give away important
jessicatheshark: jessicatheshark: Energon is so weird…like, it’s what Cybertronians eat/drink, but it’s also their blood?? And in some continuities like Prime, it comes in crystal form and they mine it??? Can you imagine us having to mine out
bk474:jacksloppy:“You know this is actually really weird!” I never took you as a man who would let his wife prance around naked in front of other men but i like it!“ I wish she was my wife!
gaymommy: dude it’s so weird how when you’re a kid, socks were like the worst thing you could get on christmas but now it’s like hell yeah please give me some socks i own like two and a half pairs my feet are so cold
“Triggered”
pure-incest-family: You might think it’s weird that Susie like to be fucked by this fat, old man. Even more weird that it’s her own father. But if this is what Susie wants and craves, then who are we to judge?
did-you-kno: If you want someone to like you, ask them to do you a favor. It might sound backwards, but studies show that if you do someone a favor, you like them more and want to help them again. It’s called the Ben Franklin effect. According to legend,
blacksnobbery: lotrlockedwhovian: punkrockdirection: sometimes i forget im a real person this is such a weird thing but I understand. Nah like it’s so weird that I have a name? And people think of me when they hear it… And they have certain songs
c3po: jaspirage: c3po: i wish there was a healthy way to drink vodka like . i just don’t like drinking tons of juice or fizzy but shots r too much Have you tried adding some to a smoothie? It sounds weird but it’s strangely nice at the same time
“It’s pretty weird seeing Karen [in her underwear]. Actually seeing she can be sexy is quite weird, frankly, because I just know her as ‘Stupid Face Karen’. Men love her, don’t they? But she’s just so ridiculous.” - Matt Smith
dirtybutgoodlife: It’s weird but a lot of the time when i meet a friend after 2 years (3 girls being honest) we had sex jajaja. It happened so random but i like that kind of things.They don’t know it but i love that kind of situations, makes me feel
spider-boiii: Peter sits on the ceilingSometimes when he’s sad sometimes when he’s happy but mostly just when he feels like it It weirded out the other Avengers at first but they got used to it And no one really said or did anything about it Until
last night I had a dream that my ex was trying to get back together with me and also that I had a baby but like if I held it right I got points on my video game
at the aquarium there was this thing where you could feel what it was like to be shocked by an electric eel and darfin hold the thing for like a minute but I didnt even last five seconds
blastortoise:I like how people have a problem with the whole calling someone “daddy” in bed because it’s “weird” but yet they will call the other person “baby”. What you like fucking babies? You weird ass baby fucker
brookelynne: Took more self-portraits today, only I upped my game. I did them with the 4x5 and some expired fuji-100c. Apparently, the fuji color does some weird yellow polarizing after its become expired. But I like it. You learn something new everyday.
lulzyrobot: You know how in the game it just looks weird that they animated Piers singing but like….no words come out? (save for a text box or two but c’mon it’s still awkward) …. I like to think the guy just forgot to turn the damn mic on.
jamporn: Reblog: thighhighwhore:Sorta weird angle but I like it Ebony Porn and more free black porn
There’s this weird beeping noise in the art building and its pisSING ME OFF
Imagine you’re a kid going to space camp, and you sit next to this really nice but REALLY weird girl. Like she’s really smart but she keeps gently interrupting the professor to talk about how no, it wasn’t HUMANS who did that in space, but ALIENS
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