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wearejustvisiting: pyonkotchi: pyonkotchi: kids having fun dont make fandoms cringy weird racist adults and porn artists ruin fandoms far more than any child ever has yall real damn mad about this post huh
losvcr: ughhh adults are being so fucking weird about finn wolfhard. he’s a fourteen year old child. you should have zero interest in wanting him to “hit you up”. absolutely not. HES A FUCKING CHILD. ESPECIALLY NOT WHEN YOURE TWENTY SEVEN YEARS
the-swift-tricker: Now obviously John Mulaney has had a profound affect on all our lives, but without a doubt to me one of the most impactful things he has ever said was: “Whatever. This might as well happen. Adult life is already so goddamn weird.”
the-swift-tricker:Now obviously John Mulaney has had a profound affect on all our lives, but without a doubt to me one of the most impactful things he has ever said was: “Whatever. This might as well happen. Adult life is already so goddamn weird.”
cabbage-patch-adults: Tumblr’s like this weird alternate universe where young girls drive around around in white vans obsessively stalking forty year old men.
I can’t wait until I get home to LA so I can get back to being a professional adult who gets work done half of the time and a chumbly little girl the other part of the time and not be stuck in this weird place where I have to pretend to be really grown
trauma420:that weird trauma dichotomy where you’ve always been considered more grown up and mature than your peers but now that you’re an adult you feel like you’re still a child emotionally
nsfporn: Okay. The acid finally kicked in.
i remember when i was a kid and my grandma would try and get me to eat “american food” and i’d be like “what is this weird shit lol” and now im an adult and i’m looking at japanese and chinese food like “what
manlethotline:being an adult and buying your own shit is so weird i don’t understand why anything is priced the way it is. why did my tattoo cost 8 toothpastes? why does a pair of socks cost a sandwich but a fancy dinner costs a whole jacket?
funny-adults: JOKE #33 - Wi-Fi Password Checkout more funny, amazing, weird, dirty jokes here.
ask-glittershell: Adults are weird… [Come support Glittershell on Patreon!] XD Dammit Wag >W<
natural–blues: losvcr:ughhh adults are being so fucking weird about finn wolfhard. he’s a fourteen year old child. you should have zero interest in wanting him to “hit you up”. absolutely not. HES A FUCKING CHILD. ESPECIALLY NOT WHEN YOURE
dawnokeefe: weird little girls are literally the most powerful creative beings on the planet like i promise you no art made by an adult man can even begin to touch the plotlines of an elementary school girl’s pretend game
manlethotline:being an adult and buying your own shit is so weird i don’t understand why anything is proced the way it is. why did my tattoo cost 8 toothpastes? why does a pair of socks cost a sandwich but a fancy dinner costs a whole jacket?
veliseraptor:being an adult is a weird combination of wanting to sleep all the time but also reacting to it being your bedtime a little like a toddler who doesn’t want to take a nap
softbutchcowboi:I think the key to a happy life as an adult woman is to channel your inner weird little girl and make her happy
3:20 AM and I’m poring over a budget. I feel like I’m in some weird phase between college kid and adult. Like I know what I’m supposed to be doing, I just haven’t quite gotten it right yet.
ben-levin: keepbeachcityweird: So I went to my first rave tonight! I was expecting to see lots of weird things - candy necklaces, grown adults using pacifiers, the dropping of crazy sick beats. But nothing could prepare me for what I saw in that
patroclus-is-bae: I’m back from the dead with more Disney!TSoA AU stuff! Chiron looks hotter than intended WHOOPSChiron is a weird mixture between adult!Hercules’s upper body form and Pegasus and I think that’s hilarious :’D *cough* (The backgrounds
ostolero: smartblonde317: ostolero: becoming an adult is weird it’s like wow i can drive a car and set my own schedule wow i can go online and buy 50 dragon dildos wait what? did i stutter
this-wreckage: It’s kinda funny to think that in the late 90s when the Yugioh manga was written, Pegasus was supposed to be this weird character because he’s an adult who watches cartoons. And now, 15 years later, that’s pretty much our entire
rubyfruitgirl: talkupditings: speedwag: society needs shame. if you dont embarrass weird greasy kids in high school they turn into adults who walk their girlfriends around on dog leashes in the mall Nothing wrong with that as long as there’s Mutual
ask-thelittleheros: Wade:…I guess you could say that….Meh actually kissin’s pretty weird it’s like face fighting. Adults make no sense.
trauma420: that weird trauma dichotomy where you’ve always been considered more grown up and mature than your peers but now that you’re an adult you feel like you’re still a child emotionally
robotsandfrippary:I’ve been on the internet for 19 years, since I was 15 years old. I find it HILARIOUS that the teenagers think they discovered the net and it’s only for them and that it’s weird that adults use it too. I mean, when i first
rainbowtoies: Like, I know I’m not ~college educated~ but I’ve spent the better part of my adult life studying sex, learning about sex. Mostly for my own knowledge but also to share with others. I’m no expert though! It’s ALL weird. There’s
iwishihadafather: this is so fucking weird because they look like baby adults which i know sounds stupid but i know you know what i mean
Its just so weird to me that adults, mostly Asians are talking about having a daughter or a son in law..
genalovestoons: beesmygod: its so weird that one of the few things that completely and entirely unites an entire generation of jaded adults is an encyclopedic knowledge of spongebob quotes We’re like brothers…. only closer.
unfitninjuh: speedwag: society needs shame. if you dont embarrass weird greasy kids in high school they turn into adults who walk their girlfriends around on dog leashes in the mall
draggysden: Being 20 is weird, because you’re still suffering from some quirks of being a young adult while trying to balance all sorts of new-found responsibilities and sources of stress
arminarlert:reminder that if we’re in a mutual and you’re under the age of 18 and find it creepy or weird that i’m following you back as an adult then let me know and i’ll unfollow and it won’t need to be a big deal at all… like, please put
skellydun: how weird is it that I, someone who seal claps and shrieks when they see a dog anywhere and can’t make a phone call without having four heart attacks, is considered an adult.
screaming-coelacanth: Weird thing with ADHD and RSD? Always feeling like someone’s upset at you (especially adults/people older than you) because you didn’t follow through on something.More specifically, I’m scared that a therapist I called might
kramergate: my cousin’s cat was acting really weird today, freaking out and not letting anyone near her, hissing and growling, and it got so concerning they decided to take her to the vet it took two adults to get the cat into the carrier and in the
the-crow-caller: danyllura: John Mulaney has this weird presence where i can’t imagine him at any stage in life besides his mid 30s and this has resulted in me only being able to picture child John Mulaney as slightly shorter adult John Mulaney with
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speedwag:society needs shame. if you dont embarrass weird greasy kids in high school they turn into adults who walk their girlfriends around on dog leashes in the mall
bohemu: fuckyeahsexanddrugs: this is literally what happens when a young adult starts working full time ^ THIS THOUGH. It’s a weird thing. And then you learn to function around it.
keepbeachcityweird: So I went to my first rave tonight! I was expecting to see lots of weird things - candy necklaces, grown adults using pacifiers, the dropping of crazy sick beats. But nothing could prepare me for what I saw in that warehouse - A
dawnokeefe:weird little girls are literally the most powerful creative beings on the planet like i promise you no art made by an adult man can even begin to touch the plotlines of an elementary school girl’s pretend game